Okay, so having completed this anime I can say I almost enjoyed it... until it got to the end. It has the rather standard ecchi anime vibe and typical OVA problems. Every fight you are guaranteed to see a boob shot with the occasional unnecessary fan service shots... it definitely feels like a wannabe Ikkitousen in that regard.
The story had a rather plain and unoriginal plot revolving around a gem that would grant the user any wish she chooses, however, it comes at the price of requiring them to fight for the gem and if they lose the fight, they would go into the
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Alternative Titles
Synonyms: Zettai Shogeki
Japanese: 絶対衝激~プラトニックハート~
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Type:
OVA
Episodes:
5
Status:
Finished Airing
Aired:
Oct 29, 2008 to Feb 25, 2009
Licensors:
Funimation
Studios:
Arms
Source:
Original
Theme:
Martial Arts
Duration:
29 min. per ep.
Rating:
R+ - Mild Nudity
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Ranked:
#138302
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Popularity:
#5467
Members:
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Your Feelings Categories Jun 7, 2015
***Caution advised, lots of cursing and overall bad mood.***
So, anime as a whole has the reputation of not only being really, REALLY overblown and stupid but also to not be the greatest example in media when it comes to portraying female characters. Even though the days are long gone when people considered anime nothing but "oversexed teenage girls and tentacle porn", its ugly reputation as being sexist, stupid and overly violent still resonates. Especially whenever something like... well, THIS hits the shelves. I don't even wanna type in the name of the anime because it's such a disgusting piece of crap. Let'S just call it "Schlocky ... Nov 18, 2015
Words cannot describe how terrible this OVA is. In fact, you know how you see lots of bad reviews on MAL and think to yourself "oh maybe I shouldn't watch this?" Go with that thought. This is one of the many terrible Ecchi shows ever made. You can seriously skip this show, there are so many things wrong with it that I'm sure have already been explained. The story is terrible, the Opening intro sounds like they just grabbed some random non talented girl off the streets and paid her to sing. The art, is really bad for it's time. It has more of a
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Dec 30, 2014
When it comes to anime that's commonly called the "worst", many people will generally answer with shows from one of 2 groups of thought - new school anime fans will say something like School Days, Mars of Destruction, or Pupa; old school anime fans will generally say something like Genocyber, Violence Jack, or MD Geist. I'm here to present the case that THIS is the worst anime of all time, hands down.
Story - 1/10 The short version: Take Ikkitoisen, make it as edgy as the anime adaptation of Akame ga Kill!. Then, condense the end result into a 5 episode OVA, and give ... Dec 27, 2008
Take the story of Fate Stay Night - Fight to get your wish exhaused - Take the story of Ikkitousen - Girl fightning tournament - and you get Zettai Shougeki.
Character ? Basic. The two long years friends, and one of them is secretly in love with a gentlemen, beautiful men. When she see him, she always blush and dont know what to say (That's somehow already seen ... no ?) This one is one more poor fan service ecchi anime, like ikkitousen, the girls are always getting naked because of the hits ... or the wind. The drawing are very poor (check espacialy the legs and ... Mar 7, 2012
I’ll start by saying, I don't usually have a problem with finding anime I like, actually where genre is concerned I'm pretty easy to please. As long as it; Has some funny moments, a cute guy here and there, and a main lead that uses words with more than one syllable (sometimes). I mean that’s not so hard to do. Maybe throw in a cute animal just to add to the overall cuteness. So how, HOW, can a show that the girls kick ass be such a disappointment? For me it was because it just made me feel extra dumb. Hey I'm the first
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Jun 12, 2011
NOTE: This is my very first online review so please bear with me.
I finished this series and I have to say that i was pretty disappointed. i understand that it's a 5 episode series, but this one dropped the ball and has no intention of trying to pick it up. I thought it was good at first; however, the series lead up to the biggest WTF twist of an ending i have personally seen in an anime so far. Basically, through out the series, it was one fight after another with plenty of fan service and somewhat of an attempt to throw in slice ... Aug 3, 2010
Hahaha, this was so bad it was entertaining. You have to marathon this gem, otherwise you'll never go back to finish it. Poor writing, generic characters, and ridiculous fight scenes(with guaranteed boobs every time, usually indicating the K.O.) makes this almost unbearable to watch. But Those are the same reasons i kept watching i couldn't help but laugh my way through. Personally I loved the ending, it's the best way to wrap something like this up.
Makes a great drinking game, and way to kill a very very slow Monday night. Oct 7, 2012
WHAT THE *Beeping* HELL IS THIS *beep*! WHO THE *beeping* HELL DECIDED TO ASK ME TO REVIEW THIS PIECE OF *Beep*? I SHOULD…
*Please stand by as we are having technical issues* You know, you would think to this point that I would be desensitized at how much fan service the animators put into these shows but I end up feeling still grossed out to how much they do place. You don’t need a breast and tant shot every five seconds for it to catch someone’s attention, nor do you need female characters that are stressed that they may be more then just friends. The forcefulness of ... Jun 27, 2009
Alrighty so ive seen one episode so far and i must say this is bad.... even by ecchi OVA standards.... General plot summary (thusfar) Introduced to 2 cliched schoolgirls.... one (aya) apparently is a master in hand to hand combat, as well as a girl in a cliched priestess costume. The priestess (Kazuki? ) is seeking the platonic heart, a magical gem which can make one wish come true for the lucky lady who wins it. That wish? to make some friends... wow thats bad.... If she wins she is able to make friends..... if she loses she will be thrown into the dark
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Mar 30, 2020
Well ,this will be my first review and it's gonna be really short
I gotta say this OVA wasn't good at all ,I struggle to finish this show to find any decent positive point but no there's nothing good here ,the character wasn't that interesting and that dumb fight scene is just awful ,and the ending is just like a forced tragic ending ,neck-snapping?,exploded building ayy come on is there nothing better than that to conclude a story of a bunch of wahmen martial artist where they use a pistol in the end Overall ,this OVA is fucked up,this the first time I gave 2 to ... Apr 10, 2011
there is or should be a core rule with a short series. finish the story and simple. after all, ther is not enought time to tell a long and completd one. the whole thing is was suppose to be a fighting tourment for a wish, simple. the "fighting matches" was a badly done strip show. the last part when she "won" her all she thought she knew fell apart for no real good reason. if her mother paid ANY REAL PART IN THIS MESS. this could have been fixed. how? she was in the first one! so in the end her "prize" all her
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Jan 24, 2015
Master of Martial Hearts is a mixture between Mortal Kombat & My Little Pony, but in all the wrong ways. Everything about this anime is bad. The story is dumb, there's no other way that I can describe it. It's just dumb. The characters all wear clothes that you'd tell your girlfriend to wear to spice up your sex life e.g. a high school girl, a hot teacher, a stewardess, a nurse & a police officer. The original soundtrack is meh. It's not really the type of soundtrack you'd want to listen to on a daily basis. However, when there's bad, there has to be
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May 23, 2012
For the record, I would have given this OVA a 5 if it weren't for the ending. Don't worry, we'll get to the ending in awhile. Not mentioning the ending when talking about Patonic Hearts is like trying to ignore a naked old man in a parking lot that is dancing to a boom-box that is playing "Sexy And I know it" full blast. Once you've seen it, you're inevitably going to tell people you know about it. Now I'm not going to spoil the ending, but I will talk about how it affected my score of this OVA. Now then, onto the actual
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Mar 31, 2016
Sometimes you have to look at yourself in the mirror and tell yourself, "it's gonna be OK. You have a purpose. You are going to live a happy, healthy life full of wonder and awe. You are going to make a difference, whether it be to one person or to millions of people. You will be amazing." But then things like "Master of Martial Hearts" reaaaaally begin to make me want to shatter the mirror and eat the glass shards so I can forget all about the horrors of such a piece of shit show.
Look, I understand why ecchi anime exists. Yeah 90% of me ... Jun 21, 2013
This is by far the worse anime i have ever seen. The reason I watched this show was because I was having a debate with my friend on what was the worse anime ever. I said School Days he said this. He won this argument.
Lets start with the story. Random girl finds out she needs to fight in some tournament. Thats the whole story. Really thats it. Then we have its awful animation and horrible art. Apparently school uniforms are made out of paper. I was suprised this show had an english dub. And the dub was not terrible but it ... Apr 22, 2015
So I've watched this series probably anywhere from 5-7 times out of the boredom and interest of just watching whatever comes on. In an entirety the plot doesn't really make much sense at all even if it tries to tie things together it doesn't do even a decent job. It's mainly just a lot of nudity and fight scenes where girls get their clothes torn off with even a slight hit until the end there is little to no real storyline and even though there is one it's difficult to find yourself following it even when the plot tries to come together at the end
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Jun 30, 2021
Master of Martial Hearts, oh boy where to start on you. Oh, that's right, the ending. Jokes aside, Master of Martial Hearts is an interesting anime, to say the least. Not good, but interesting.
Martial Hearts is one of those animes that blends into the crowd. in the late 2000's ova market, it was just another fighting show made essentially as fan service. With only 5 episodes as well, you can easily assume that Martial Hearts would be just another horrible anime with a poor plot that you only watch as dumb fun or because you want to watch girls strip fight each other. And ... Mar 31, 2011
This is my first review ever so just bare with me as I am still a noob.If you want a decent anime with echii this is NOT for you. Random plot twist that make no sense and overall just dumb.
Story: Starts out with a decent plot. Really if you want to enjoy this only watch the 1st 4 episodes and if you want to see the ending of the tournmant watch the 1st 15 minutes of the 5th. Art: Personally I liked the art since it reminded me of my early days of watching anime like when I was 6-8. Compared to art styles of today it ... May 21, 2012
What exactly was I watching? From the looks of it, Master of Martial Hearts was trying to be some sort of Ikki Tousen knockoff where Aya is caught up in a clothes-tearing and fan service loaded tournament against a number of fetish-themed women competing for a prize that will grant one's wish. However beyond the clothes tearing, panty shots and boob exposure, the plot to this series is quite a mess. There are enough lapses in logic for the setup of the tournament where it's claimed to be a secret tournament which is quite ridiculous as there are several occasions in the series where Aya's
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