Apr 3, 2020
An impeccable cumming of age story about a brain-damaged* young boy (age 18) whose penis is the size of an old CRT television and stinks like a closet filled with dead deer. I can't remember the main character's name but I do remember that he seemed to have a different English dub actor in each episode (one of which sounded suspiciously like Shinjiro from Persona 3), and after the first episode they might have switched animation studios because his design changed a lot.
Anyway, my man has a 5-foot trouser snake with a girth similar to his abdomen that secretes semen pheromones from its pores, making
him irresistible to women despite the fact that he looks like a fuck ugly version of Brock from Pokemon and everyone can't stop talking about how awful his cock smells. Despite being the so-called "king of pleasure," he doesn't appear to be particularly good at sexual intercourse or bringing women to orgasm in general, and instead just uses his stinky penis powers to entrance them into throwing themselves at him. He also keeps his childhood friend as a sex slave and there's a bit of a will they won't they between them.
Overall, this is definitely one of the best animes of 2002, way better than Azumanga Daioh because none of those girls had giant dicks that smelled like expired milk and far more enduring than Naruto because Keraku-No-OH has a much more relatable protagonist. We here at XXX-Play give King Of Pleasure a 10... out of 5.
** He actually has brain damage***
*** I'm not making an edgy joke
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