Sayonara Watashi no Cramer Movie: First Touch

Ah yes that Eric Cantona kung-fu kick…

The story fell into the typical underdog plot, but it was done well. Onda had to fight against the stigma that girls are less physically strong than boys, a popular and controversial topic in many sports. I definitely rooted for Onda as her strong spirit and determination was shown throughout the movie. Of course, it wasn’t surprising to see her progression.

It’s notable that the direction in the movie and series were quite similar, especially in the beginning. The comedic moments were also in similar circumstances as in the series, where the characters tried to bribe their coaches. Despite ... this, I still enjoyed the light-hearted comedy.

A big improvement from the series was the animation of the soccer games. The final game was where the animators tried their best. There was a mixture of normal and CGI animation, which were clear to differentiate. The CGI of the faces and hand movements of the characters were weird and bad at times. Also, some special moves got skipped over. However, I still appreciated the animation because there were a lot of wide shots and the angles were great enough to create good thrills.

Overall, a pretty good storyline that made me understand the main character more. 7/10

This movie is easily better than the anime season airing this season.
But the standard here is pretty low. Even though I expected something coming from YLiA's author. But I was immediately slap to the face because of how mediocre everything in this anime.
But moving on to the movie itself.

The story is not bad. It's actually decent, having a girl prodigy who basically got overshadowed by boys in her team because of built difference.
It presented itself really good, and didn't hesitate to use flashbacks when it's necessary. Basically just the right amount of everything.
Though it gets a 6 just because it is too safe. It doesn't ... really do anything outside of ordinary.
Not expecting some major plot twist or anything like that, but everything in the story is forgettable af.

The characters are pretty lackluster. They aren't bad, but they sure are pretty much just there to exist. Replace them with a cardboard and nothing would change at all.
Idk, I don't have anything to say to them.

The music is decent as well. It's not bad, in fact I enjoyed the ED. But the OST were pretty absent in some scenes. Because of that, some of the powerful scenes in the movie became really forgettable.

The animation is decent to bad. Basically it's a CG-fest whenever someone is moving. It's a disgrace to eyes.

Overall, it's not half-bad. I recommend watching it if you're bored and you wanna watch a soccer anime. Well, there's not enough of a choice since there aren't any anime yet for Blue Lock or Ao Ashi.

English is not my language.

This movie is an adaptation of another work by the author of Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso, so I didn't have such high expectations. Well, the movie is bad.
I thought I would never see a bad sports anime like Ashita no Eleven-tachi. As much as this movie is not as shitty as Ashita no Eleven-tachi, it is still bad.

It has script convenience that isn't the best (but it wasn't bad either), and it was used to generate a drama.
The main character falls down playing soccer with a boy who is superior to her, and the coach forbids her to play official ... games just because she has an arm injury, and it wasn't even a serious injury, doesn't the coach know that in soccer people can get hurt?
Then comes the excuse that men have a superior physique than women. In most cases it is true, and this movie is one of those cases, but... the protagonist plays soccer with boys since always, and she is already used to it, which makes it kind of "meh".


"Soccer is a contact sport.
I am bigger than you. A girl doesn't even stand a chance against me."

I wonder again:
Has the author ever seen women in professional games? Many women's professional games are more "brutal" than men's games, however yes, men usually have superior physical stature. Yes, I know it's not professional gaming, that's just an example.
I really want to understand why you are trying to give a girl a message of victimhood. Yes, there are men who think they are superior to women, but in this anime it is kind of "meh", because the girl has been playing soccer with boys since forever, as I mentioned before. All right it is explained that in official games everything is heavier than in training, BUT THE SHOOTER HAS ONLY PLAYED ONE OFFICIAL GAME. And it's also funny that the coach calls a boy, and he is not at all confident, unlike the protagonist.
There is a part where the main character slaps the boy saying what I mentioned above. Well, she is right to do that, at least.
At least the boy who was a friend of the protagonist some time ago, knows that he talked trash to her. This at least was something positive, it shows the character being more human. By the way, in the heat of the moment of an argument, anyone can talk some nonsense.

One thing that I thought was a little shitty was that the protagonist pretends to be her brother and arrests him in the bathroom and takes his clothes. Like, it would have been better if it showed how she did it, but no, it just happened.
After that the coach sees that she can play against the boys, and also comes up with those typical generic motivational lines... It is the typical "I can do it" anime. It is nothing innovative, I have seen this in so many anime...
At least the technician gives more detail that he cared about the protagonist and her career. In a way, it has logic. The problem is how this is executed, because, as I said before, the protagonist only fell once playing an official game and it wasn't even a serious injury (besides this game wasn't even detailed to see how everything happened).
Ok, fine, we know that most of the boys are bigger than the girls, but do we need to keep reminding them of this all the time?
There is also a moment when the main character says that she really has no chance against the boys' strength, and that because of this, she wins in her own way. Aaaaah... What was all the drama about physical size for? This movie is a joke.
It seems that she wanted to say that physical size doesn't matter, regardless if you are a man or a woman, and that her childhood friend and her coach are wrong, even though they are right. So what was the point of all this?

Comedy scenes are also not that funny, very few of them work. At least it is not as bad as in Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso, which has comedy in the middle of drama where it takes away all the impact of the scene.
There is one scene in this movie where a more emotional dialogue is cut for comedy, but it is done in a very natural way, and it was well planned. This scene is at 49:00 of the film, when the characters are talking and the main character is hit by a ball and falls into the water. This was really functional, and kind of funny. Other than that, the few times it has comedy, it's not good.

The technical part of the anime up until 01:00:00 of the movie is good, but then it has game with a CG that is not so good, but not horrible.

The movie has almost no positive points. There is so much bad stuff in it that it prevents it from being at least average. I didn't expect much for being from the author of Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso, and in the end it turned out to be another bad work from a terrible author.

This review may not have been good. But that's okay, the movie is not good either.