Marudase Kintarou

Hey everyone,i'm writing this review after watching this show for the 3rd time today because that's how mindblowing it is,first of all i think it's necessary to state that i,a straight male despise yaoi as much as the jews despise kanye west rn,but even with so much hatred for a genre, i was starstruck by this piece for,the gay agenda it depicts is only but a farse for the fools to boggle over.With the true meaning in this piece being the canvas of human greed,and how ultimately love prevails even in literally impossible situations but so much more as well.Starting the show we see this ... naive,innocent boy who,somehow inherited this fancy academy(and i assume this academy is inherited for he is only but an innocent man who is yet,to see the world for what it truly is),just trying to live a peacefull school life,getting sexually harrased by this man who intends to make him his husband by force,as most of you probably presumed this was just a dumb gay rape scene ,but on the very contrary this shows how human kind from the very beggining is bound to seek pleasure and power from causing pain and humiliation onto others,because what is scarier to a man then being publicly humiliated losing the one thing the mankind needs the most?(pride),but as the villain is almost inserting his dick into the director(signifying corruption,for the director has yet to be corrupted by the filth of humanity)his boyfriend comes in like batman when arkham needs him the most and inserts his own dick down the villains ass,signifying that you never do to others what you do not wish for yourself.These attacks happens a couple more times on the show each one signifying human greed in a different light ,the second one being how the mc is gonna be"eaten"meaning that the enemy intends to eat his pride away and what is a prideless man but an empty shell fit for manipulation,and the third one being when this man who copies kintarou down to the tee,and the director fails to identify who the real one is,meaning that his love was not deep enough for, if you truly love somebody,the physical aspect is nothing but a carrier to what truly matters,the heart.After that kintarou gets kidnapped and this is where you really see the character development as kintarou ,the hero who saved the director countless times,is being now rubbed by another dick and can't do anything about it.Even i!an expert at human behaviour could have not seen this coming as to when this coward joke of a man only option is to cower and run,he faces his fears and consequently makes kintarou defeat his enemy with,surpsisingly enough ,only words stating that"even if i dick you down,it won't mean nothing,as there is no love" this ladies and gentleman,needs absolutely no explanation as it is the truest thing in life.LOVE ALLWAYS WILL PREVAIL.
Thank You.

English is not my mothertongue so I apologize in advance for any grammar or spelling mistakes.

Knowing this OVA was made just to promote the manga, I wasn't expecting anything complex, but this goes beyond being synthetic. It's just a few kinky scenes put together in some way, as if the producers thought that who watched was already familiar witht the source material.
There's litterally no introduction to any of the characters, not even the titular Kintarou, and even the motivation of the "bad guys" isn't well explained. Do they want t f*ck Makoto and take control over the school, as the summary says, or is the ... boss' real objective Kintarou? It's really confusing.
Artstyle and voice acting are good, and I actually found the censure style quite funny, but the lack of whatsoever trace of plot made it very hard for me to enjoy this ten-minutes compilation of tempted assaults and weird "punishments" (and absolutely no trace of underwear anywhere).
Of course, 10 minutes is a very short time to adapt anything, and if one wanted to have a general idea of what the manga is about this could probably be considered acceptable, so I won't completely advise against watching it, but I find it disappointing nonetheless.

What the hell did I just watch?

Marudase Kintarou is weird in every sense of the word. It's so unimaginably ridiculous, illogical and stupid that it makes you question why someone decided to create this. The movie starts with a disclaimer saying that there are going to be some indecent/vulgar expressions ahead, and oh boy, they certainly weren't kidding! For the next 9 minutes, I got to witness some of the most absurd things I have ever seen in my life.

The "story", if it can be called so, centers around Makoto, the chairman of Onodera Academy (the school building is shaped like a dick by the ... way) and Kintarou, his childhood friend. After being friends for so long, Makoto and Kintarou have grown affectionate feelings for each other and started dating. However, the staff of a certain academy (I don't remember their fucking name) want to tear them apart and marry off Kintarou. So they think of various ways to sexually harass Makoto and make Kintarou their own.

The first segment of the "movie" shows Makoto being tied down naked in front of everyone in the school. And as everyone's watching, an old looking dude (he's the principal, I guess?) decides to stick his "little guy" in Makoto's butt. But fear not, as Kintarou is here to save the day! This sexy half-naked ninja uses his stellar acrobatic skills and his "divine sword" to defeat the old guy, and resques Makoto from his hands!

I wish I was joking.

Like this first segment, the entire movie is an absolute clusterfuck. Things just happen here one after another. But why do they happen? For what reason do they happen? Who the fuck knows? Well, I sure don't.

There are three other "story" (again, if it can be called so) segments in the movie, which are almost as nonsensical as the first one. In terms of ridiculousness, the last segment easily takes the cake, though. That really says something, doesn't it?

The animation was okay. Nothing too spectacular, nothing too horrible; it was perfectly average. But to be honest, the dick censors were kinda funny. The background music was basically nonexistent, but the ending song was not so bad. Though, I'm certainly not a fan of the "video" (it was just an image) accompanied by it, that showed Makoto and Kintarou being "lovey-dovey" with each other.

Last but not least, my enjoyment of this piece of work. I typically enjoy absurd stuff quite a bit, but only if it's done right. I mean, Plastic Neesan is mostly absurd and pointless, but it's still really hilarious because the absurdity is done a tasteful way. Does Marudase Kintarou do it tastefully? Hell no! And would I watch it again? Double hell no!

So yeah, that concludes my review of Marudase Kintarou. If you ask me whether it is worth to watch or not—if you have 9 minutes on your hands to waste, I guess go for it; it's going to be a fairly unique experience. But if you value every single minute of your life, then yeah.... Don't watch it.