Mar 23, 2025
I wasn't even going to bother reviewing this. But I feel compelled to warn future generations about its awfulness, as a kind of public service. It was on Crunchyroll of all places (I wonder if the execs are aware this is in their catalog) and that means it is extensively censored- and all I can say is:
THANK GOD this is censored.
The other reason I review this is as a way of demonstrating what makes a terrible anime distinct from everything else. I have seen plenty of bad anime, in fact watching bad anime is a fun pastime of mine. But some cross over
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into the downright offensive, or are so badly made and incompetent that they are irredeemable. This is BOTH of those things.
The pink haired main character is named Makoto (that's all you get to know about him) and he looks different in every scene. Not like he's in disguise but like he was illustrated by a different person each scene- off model. The guy in black, who only wears a sleeveless shirt and no pants, is Kintaro. He is Makoto's bodyguard because all the guys in his school are trying to assault him basically... and that's all the plot there is.
This is 9 minutes long, but felt like an hour. It will take longer to type this than it did to watch the anime (and longer still to wash it from my mind). I uttered "Ohmaigaaad" at least 16 times while watching it, right from the very opening scene a warning appears that says it's not appropriate for children- which is an exclamation mark- and then TWO dots appear below the exclamation mark, which then sways back and forth. How is that for subtlety?
It's basically straight up hentai that has MERCIFULLY been censored to hell and back. Some dude steps up, says he's gonna hurt Makoto, then naked guy says "Uh uh" and, as far as I can interpret, puts so much dong in their faces that they give up and ask for forgiveness.
The amount of professionalism, care, skill, and thought put into making this was zero. The amount of perversion is on the opposite end of that scale. The only positive thing I can say about it was it's kind of goofy, not violent, and wants to just be humorous BUT it's really just a 9 minute long perverted joke made by someone right handed with their left hand, while their right hand was doing things the Catholic Church advises you ought not.
Now I need to go wash my eyes out. WITH ENGINE DEGREASER
The one positive thing I can say about this experience was that it was mercifully short, and at least I know now what kind of BL I do not like. I guess that's two things. It's okay, that's two for the price of 1.
Reviewer’s Rating: 1
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