What a horrifying abomination.
I came for Illya, not that dick Shinji guy saying ejaculations four thousand times.
I'm not expecting some excellent comedies as in Carnival Phantasm from this kaleid liner series, but please, at least give some fan service that we kaleid liner watchers look for, okay?
Comedy: 0/10 Not even laughed for a millisecond.
Parody: 1/10 for the appearance of badass Shirou
Fan Service: -10/10 for nearly ZERO minute of existence for the three primary school girls
Action: 1/10 What? You want to see good action scenes from Silver Link?
I'm so glad I didn't pay any cent to watch this in the cinema.