Glamorous Heroes

I'm not going to lie, my friends and I watched this at double speed and I missed most of it because I was hardly paying attention.

Story: 1/10

The story of this show kind of reminds me of a BOFURI event arc. The characters (who I don't remember the names of five minutes after watching), collect the "Seven Deadly Sins", which are keys that one enemy literally has six of. These McGuffins lead to a final fight with the MC fighting basically the shadow version of himself. I don't know. I don't like Zelda, so it really didn't do it for me.

Art: 5/10

The show looks like if ... Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds knew what SAO II was going to be about and tried to steal the idea. The pink-haired AI girls were kind of hot though, so I'll give it a pass.

Sound: 3/10

There were like three songs in the entire show, so I guess I'll give it a three on sound.

Characters: 2/10

The characters in this show range from knock-off Brooz from Interspecies Reviewers, not the main character from SAO Alternative playing a party healer who doesn't heal, a stormtrooper with titties, and the God of Video Game High School--who basically just cheats right in front of the devs like a sigma male Chad. Oh, and I guess there's Gojo's down B with Lubbock's imperial arm. The characters reminded me of a lot of other shows that I would rather be watching, but I guess that's better than nothing?

Enjoyment--the only category that matters: 9/10

Watching this with friends has made me realize that even with Ken Burns effects, keyframes that could be done by middle schoolers, and walk cycles that make characters look like the have prosthetic legs, a show can still be a good time. Definitely don't watch this show by yourself. Watch JJK or Code Geass or freaking Redo of Healer instead. But with the boys, this anime was a riot. 9/10, will be forced to watch again.

the poor pizza is getting cold.

watching this hidden masterpiece has reminded me that the world we live in is often unduly cruel to artists with a misunderstood vision. the author of this should be a professor of philosophy and friendship and earth will be better.

i have undoubtedly grown closer to friends through the enriching experience we had viewing glamorous warriors.

this admittedly has somewhat dated animation, although the transitions and fight scenes embark a charm that is lost in modern animated film.

the show stars some of the greatest protagonists in anime, making it a more ambitious crossover than end game or even smash bro; gojo from ... the sorcerer demons, gut from the angry guy, the piece from that one part, two sword tower beater, and many more. if you like any show there is something for you, and if you dont like shows then there is even more for you.

thank you, good night.

If more people saw this, it would have a lower average score than a 5.

As of this writing, 332 people are "watching" this anime (or simply haven't taken it off their "Watching" after viewing the first episode), 217 have completed it, 92 have put it "on-hold" (dropping for people who don't drop), and 201 dropped it. More people have basically dropped this show that takes an hour to watch then completed it.

Guess it's appropriate that it's made by Studio Drop. *rimshot* Thank you, I'll be here all week.

I don't blame any of the people who dropped this one bit. This is literally one of the ... most downright boring anime I've ever watched, which is ridiculous when every episode only has five minutes worth of content to fill.

The plot description on MAL has little to do with the actual show. Some e-sports guy getting busted for doping and trying to reclaim his reputation? Don't remember doping being mentioned at all in the show. The main characters in the show are the "glamorous heroes" - some generic, lab-grown attempts at creating waifus. They all have pink hair and varying boob sizes. Like them big? There's one for that. More of a medium/small guy? There's one for that. Like lolis? There's one of those too! Too bad they have no personality.

Speaking of the loli, whoever voiced her was absolutely phoning it in. She has no emotion in her voice. Siri is better at enunciating and pretending to be human than her seiyuu.

The glamorous heroes team up with some guy and a wolf guy who calls him 'master' to fight and shit. I don't know. Don't ask me what was going on in this anime. My brain was actively rejecting it. I ended up subconsciously Googling 'recipes for picky eaters' at one point in another tab, something I would never need as I have never cooked nor am I that picky of an eater. I still have no idea where that came from. Glamorous Heroes fried my brain.

For some reason, the OP literally has the popping sound you get while adjusting your volume on a Mac in it. I thought maybe it was just whoever ripped/subbed the show adjusting their volume, but no, it's actually in the OP. Either that or whoever's job it was to put the OP in the anime literally recorded it with the sound of them adjusting the volume of their Mac still in it. Way to go, Studio Drop.

The only reason I gave this a second point is because it didn't show me anyone shitting out of their mouth. 1/10 is still a very special rating for me.