UG☆Ultimate Girls

Story 5/10
There is relatively no story to this show but what they have came up with and how they manage to execute the show was done the "best they could" with the 10 minute time span and ultraman universe. Minus the really lame drama in between the action.

Art 7/10
The giant monsters are drawn with just enough detail to go "oh wow" and the way they \'tastefully\' cover up the main characters naughtybits is pretty slick as well.

Sound 7/10
Most of the sound consist of crashing noises, crying and screaming. So nothing really special. Well i did like the transform song and sound effects that ... accompanied it.

Character 7/10
I love the way they mold ultraman esque monsters with elements of comedy and ecchi. You can tell this is where they put all the time and effort in. And in a giant monster anime, that is what its all about. From a doujin monster to even respected illustrators get the giant monster treatment. Its amazing what they can pull of in 10 minutes...Too bad they just cant fight.

Enjoyment 8/10
I really enjoyed the overall experience. Dont get me wrong this show is definitely not for everyone. The basic formula for this show is ECCHI + GIANT MONSTERS + LOLIS = Ultimate girls. So if those elements arent your thing, then by all means avoid this show. But frankly i love ecchi and i love lolis, but i dont love giant monsters as much... but slap ecchi giant monsters, and for somereason they\'re interesting to me.

Overall 7/10

Have you ever watched something that was "so bad, it was good"? Ultimate Girls intentionally aims itself at this category. Unfortunately, like most shows and movies that aim to be "so good it is bad", it goes past it and ends up in the "so bad it's bad" category. But it still has some enjoyable moments and as long as you know what you're getting into it can help you waste a few hours and put a couple smiles on your face.

Like a low budget B-Horror movie, Ultimate Girls should be watched with few expectations. This is a spoof show, plain and simple. It is ... not meant to be taken seriously in any capacity, except perhaps for the kiddie-pool-deep romance story thrown in. But even that is generic and simple, and it is there only to give the show a "purpose" other than the spoof of Japanese monster movies and spoof of the perversions of Japanese culture in general.

Though this is clearly an ecchi show, the uncensored version doesn't actually show anything, as if the girls are wearing skin-colored suits, so you don't have to worry about that. Each episode is less than 10 minutes long so there isn't time to develop any characters beyond stereotypes. Even so, the main girls are likeable enough and they are cutely drawn.

The most important thing to know about Ultimate Girls is that it is a joke. It's a joke about Japanese monster movies, it's a joke about otaku culture, and a joke about the predominantly male anime audience. It's a show about mostly-naked giant girls fighting ridiculous giant phallic monsters every Monday morning. So critique it accordingly.

You know what? I like loli anime, and I like ecchi comedy, and I like parody. Yet, here I am, feeling personally violated and downright insulted with this mixed abortion of all of the above; a vile, downright filthy Ultraman parody that stoops itself as low as it possibly can and expects us, the viewers, to be entertained. Imagine if the ____ Movie guys made Anime Movie. This is it. This is the bottom of the fucking barrel. This is Ultimate Girls.

This is considered the anime that finally put the infamous company m.o.e. out of work and for good reason. There are plenty of fun ... anime with no plot of characters, littered with fanservice. This isn't one of them. The fanservice here is just downright demeaning. Here the characters actually get their powers from being stripped and grabbing onto an alien's phallic device, to which the girl transforms by yelling "I'm coming!"

This probably sounded hilarious in its conception phase to a bunch of drunk guys in Japan, but fully fleshed out (no pun intended, I swear), it's just plain offensive. Girls who stumble across this should feel demeaned by how much the three main girls are flaunted around in the buff and praised for it. Guys should feel downright ashamed watching this, as every single guy in the series is a massive pervert who pretty much get off on watching the three girls fight monsters while their clothing disappears only a few moments after they transform.

Everything about this anime is insulting. The girls clothes start to disintegrate approximately five seconds after they transform. The transformation sequences are downright pornographic. The way they defeat their perverted enemies, with weapons like semen guns (shit you not) is by yanking on a certain appendage meant to be a metaphor for a penis. It may sound funny, but it's really just cringe-worthy.

The animation and music is cheap crap, much like the other fine products of the illustrious m.o.e. so lets just skip covering it.

Even Mars of Destruction was fun to ridicule for its ability to load cliches on top of cliches at rapidfire, but this isn't fun at all. All the animatiors and voice actors should issue formal apologies for choosing to work on this, and the creator should be dragged into the streets of Akihabara and publicly stoned. At long last I have finally found a 1, an anime that is entirely unwatchable. Sexist to both ends, demeaning, and downright stupid, I feel violated by this anime enough that I'm going to go take a shower now. To those who still want to watch it despite this warning, may God have mercy on your soul.

Overall, I give Ultimate Girls a deserving 1 out of 10.