Otokonoko ♂ Delivery

For us that hold up traps/femboys to the highest of culture, hentai OVAs involving this genre are hard to come by. You can look up any website that catalogs doujins of all kinds, and you'll find thousands involving cute traps in the lewdest situations you could imagine. It could be because hentai is an incredibly narrow medium due to a lack of budget and resources, except for a couple. Even though yuri is well-loved, you don't see it as much in recent years in the monthly hentai scheduled releases. But whenever something like Otokonoko Delivery comes into the ether, it's like a unicorn somehow graced ... us with its presence, and we can't help but feel giddy when we watch it, even if the end product itself is lackluster.

Why do I say this despite giving it very high praise? For one, it's a one-episode OVA that lasts less than twenty minutes. I know that might be asking too much, especially for a small studio like Studio Zealot, which has only made three hentai OVAs, including one other trap-themed one named Natsuyasumi. It isn't so much a blight on the hentai itself but more of a frustration. What is being presented is extraordinary; once it's over, you wish you could have a whole hour. It doesn't help that a couple of the sex scenes go by quickly and are over by the time you try to climax to them.

What does help is that the character designs, especially of the two trap characters, are very well done. Not only in how they are drawn but also in how colorful they are in tone. NemuNemu made the designs, an artist notable for doujins and pictures focused on crossdressing traps getting taken advantage of by older men and other traps. I've always been a fan of their work, and to see their drawings in animation form was incredible to watch. It makes me hope that more of their work gets adapted for the betterment of humanity.

Due to the short length, the story is about as bare-bones as expected. For hentai, it is serviceable in its job to get the characters to get to know each other and perform sexual escapades. The relationship between Shun and Aoi was pretty cute, and seeing them make love had that endearing factor on top of it being super hot. I can't say the same for the adult guy who barely has much of a presence other than to provide the big dick for our two adorable traps. Other than being the luckiest man in hentai, I digress.

I commend the voice acting of the voice actresses of our two crossdressers. The actresses performed their characters well and were not as fake, sounding like many voice actresses that try to pull off the boyish voice while trying to say feminine at the same time. Likewise, with my critique of the main guy's character, the voice actor sounds almost non-existent compared to the other two. Even when he makes a sound when he climaxes, he sounds bored out of his skull.

Despite my critiques of this OVA, I enjoy putting this on whenever I'm in the mood more than most other hentai in recent years. We have to take what we can get for us fans of traps. While Boku no Pico and its sequels are great and longer, on top of having three episodes, I enjoy the scenes of this one more than any of them. There's a lot to appreciate with the threesome at the end, our two cuties practicing each other to help Aoi become a slut, and Shun roleplaying as a cheerleader for our lucky guy. If there had been more episodes with this, I feel the world would be more at peace with itself than it is now.

It's not exactly hard to recommend something already a niche within a niche. If you feel like you're curious about the trap genre in hentai, I will not hesitate to recommend this to see why everyone else, like myself, knows why we are attracted to this genre. We pray to the trap gods that hentai studios will make more OVAs like this in the future, but from what little we have at the moment, we should be thankful for it.

Grade: A

Give me a minute to adjust what in god's name happened to me. I saw it all and now I somehow got it out of my head. It's not as pathetic as I thought it would be, But it's basically Boku no Pico on steroids. Let's go down the list, From worst to first.

Enjoyment: 1/10

I basically freaked out at the entirety of this hentai. It just either puts you to sleep or it makes you panic or it even makes you laugh at how bad it is. Don't worry, My enjoyment was hilariously pathetic. Either way, it doesn't matter what happens in this. This is ... a waste of pure enjoyment.

Story: 1/10
The Story is hilariously bad. At least Boku no Pico tried to do something with 3 stories. This is that but even more laughable. It's all about a Triple X company filled to the brim with men at the ages of 10, 11, or 12. Don't make the FBI look for me, I did not enjoy this at the slightest and the story makes less sense than Boku no Pico did. What a waste

Character: 5/10
It's in the middle of the wolf pack. Let's go down the list. The worst character in this show is the old man who created this company, I don't even know why I tried to include him. Then you got the hot cheerleader and yes I said hot (He really isn't hot, He's colder than the arctic circle). Then Pico. Then the blue-haired boss and then the adult human being. And the way they behave is weird as hell. It ain't too bad for character development and the kids even use adult language which bumps it up and it's funny.

Art: 6/10
The art is fair. It's got only one issue that bumped this down to a 6 instead of being left a 7. Why do you turn the foreskin of the penis into gelatin?! Who thought that the art style of that scene was a good idea?! I don't know who but we need to take this time to stop! Other than that, The art isn't too bad.

Sound: 10/10
Ok, I know what you're thinking. Why does the sound get 10? Every character that makes a sound is weird but in the best way possible, The way the small traps talk is normally sounded, The way that cheerleader moans (While suckin' it of course) is (Yes, I'm going to say it) pretty damn hot (Don't judge me, When I say it, I say it.) and basically Boku no Pico had worse soundings than this. Obviously, The moaning in this is hilariously outstanding. A pretty good way to stop smoking.

Final Result: 5/10
Roundabout: 4.6/10
Score: 23/50

This hentai is mediocre at it's finest. It's obviously better than Boku no Pico, And I'm pretty sure that the trio of little men are going to find me for this.

(KNOCK KNOCK)

Who's there?

Oh, Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. We're here to suck your OCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

Oh god. THIS ANIME IS RATED FIVE OUT OF TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!

I'm going to be honest. This could've been a really good hentai. The premise wasn't bad and they could've made it really hot.
However.
The art was pretty terrible, the animation was low-quality, and the sound.... the voice actors were terrible as well. The moaning was very awkward and not sexy.
It's relativity short, so I can't be too mad at it. The characters were pretty basic, as most hentai characters are.

If the visuals and the sound improved, this could be a solid hentai, but oh well.

Story: 4/10
An interesting premise but was executed poorly

... Art/Animation: 2/10
Choppy, awkward, cheap

Sound: 2/10
Sex scenes just sounded awkward and not sexy

Character: 3/10
Cute but basic characters

Enjoyment: 3/10
I got a few chuckles out of it and was pretty entertained.

Overall: 3/10