It's been a few months since Kiyoshi quit his job to fulfill his dream of running a candy store in the outskirts of Tokyo. He wanted to live the rest of his life watching little girls. His plan was a success, with the kids from the nearby school visiting his shop every day and talking with him happily like friends. However, soon after summer vacation started, something happened with some of his customers. Thus begins his summer vacation with small girls.
This review is coming from someone who is not really a fan of Lolis, I think they are cute and can understand why people like them but they are just not for me, but for people that do like Lolis don't waste your time reading this because you will like it. With that being said on to the review.
So the main plot is a middle aged man opens up a candy store in hopes that he will attract young girls and get to hang out with them, and hang out with them he does, his dick is hanging out of his pants for pretty much
the whole show, and initially the girls are weirded out by it but like all lolicons worth their salt he ensures them that his dick is the meaning of life and the saviour of mankind and the girls end up having sex with him. Which they do in a variety of different ways which include, blowjobs, vanilla, anal and the use of onaholes which I must admit I have never seen before so this was something new which was nice, there is also one scene where two of the girls who like each other have sex, this happens in episode three I believe so the old man isn't in every scene which is a plus, so yeah not too much else to say here, for the most part the scenes are regular scenes that you'd find in any other vanilla hentai except with lolis.
The characters were pretty forgettable, one was trying to become an idol, one was a lesbian with white hair and pigtails and the other one was generic loli with brown hair number 3723 so don't expect to find your new waifu here if personality and character matter to you. The art and sound was well done, everything looked nice and the sound all fit the scenes, the noises made during sex were all nicely done too, everything sounded like it should and the voice actors did a nice job of making it sound realistic.
Overall my personal enjoyment of this wasn't very high, I'd say a 4 or 5 out of 10 simply because lolis aren't for me #TittyAllDayEveryDay, but if you like lolis and aspire to own your own candy store one day then I'd give it an 8/10.
Recently I've been suffering from bouts of insomnia that come paired with my chronic depression. As a result, my memory has become much foggier than it used to be and I act somewhat erratic.
It was during a recent sleepless night that I decided to watch the first episode of Shoujo Ramune, and now I can't go back to the way I was before. My life has been forever altered, for better or for worse.
The plot to this show, as I can remember, is about some middle-aged dude who runs a candy shop and watches lolis eat candy and play all day. One thing leads to
another and eventually he has his penis inside them. Well, at least one of them in this ep.
"But Mintee," you might be asking, inexplicably in Steve Buscemi in Fargo's voice. "You didn't watch this for the story, right?" And yes, you'd be correct. You might also ask "B-b-but that means you beat your dick to it, right? Isn't that really degenerate and wrong?!" (This time it would be in Jimmy from Ed Edd and Eddy's voice).
The answer would be "maybe" and "yes it is, but who is keeping score?"
One thing any gentleman will notice upon viewing Shoujo Ramune for the first time is the pretty bright color scheme and the cute character designs. Unlike the DVDs you might find in the seedy adult section of a store next to the Sbarro in your local mall, a lot of effort went into the visuals for this series.
At first, I found myself entranced by the colors and adorable girls. However, while watching the slightly tanned one deepthroat a popsicle harder than I deepthroat a Taco Bell Quesarito, I realized that I had reached a very special place in life, and I had no choice but to see this out until the end.
So that's what I did... until half-way through when my mom called me. Man, that was embarrassing! Haha... ha... Just kidding. My mom doesn't call to check on me anymore, but it's nice to pretend once in a while, right?
Anyway, this OVA was quite good, and I'm eagerly anticipating the next episode. Sure, seeing a loli masturbate with a popsicle stick while moaning "onii-chan" was quite a thrill, but I find myself wanting more. This left a hole in my heart that only more quality loli anime can fill. I've become a monster, yearning only to view more supple, young 2-dimensional bodies. I need more moans of p
Ooph. I think I dozed off for a minute after that last paragraph. I don't remember how it was supposed to end. Anyway, looking back on this series after the post-nut depression has worn off, this was a pretty great watch.
I would recommend this series to anyone who watched Boku no Pico ironically, then ended up beating their meat unironically.