Anitore! EX

This is my first anime review if that tells you anything reader and fellow weeb. Although i did this not out of want but out of necessity. THIS IS PEAK. This is where you end up after you've finished your anime career. There's nothing left so just take out a yoga mat and do the exercises you weeb. Maybe one day we'll all find a girlfriend if we watch this whole series everyday and get fit. A real life waifu is the reward for your hard work and dedication towards this true masterpiece. At any speed to deny watching something so masterly made and produced ... is a sin. Blasphemy if I must say. If you don't watch this it's very likely you'll implode and live alone forever.

Welcome to Anitore! EX aka SFW Hentai!

When I started to watch this series, I set myself a challenge to complete it to the end no matter what. Why? Because I like toturing myself. Stretch your legs and put your pants off, this is my review of Anitore! EX.

Story: 4/10
Fitness.

Art: 5-
Okay that is not really fair, but that is what this story is: Fitness. People excercising and giving you instructions on how to excercise. I guess they prepare for a show for the last episode and there is a bunch of side stories going on, but it shoehorned in a ... way that you question what even the point of that was.

Art: 5/10
I was seriously going to compliment this anime for its animation. It is not half bad and it is pretty fluent for a four minutes series, but then episode 6 happens. Do you like awkward CGI cuts, well this episode has a whole four minutes deticated to that. And yes, the CGI itself is godawful.

Sound: 5/10
Do you like cute anime girls squeeking? We got that here. I personally don't prefer them squeeking, I Always watch hentai with the sound off. Oh yeah, there only one song that I remember from this anime and that is the one from episode 12, because it is also the ending. Get ready for a lot of awkward dubstep in episode 12!

Character: 5/10
It is the most generic cast of characters you can imagine with only two standing out: Yuu, because she is the cutest girl in the series, and Akiko who says random cheesy satanic things while excorcising and I love it. My favorite quote from her is ''Praise the Dark Lord''.

Overall: 5/10
This is an anime which is hard to get mad over. Its only job is to let people excercise and it does its job well, but why. Why in this medium. Why do you even try to put effort into it? If we were to delete everything that resembles excercising in the anime all that we are left is is Satania from Gabriel Dropout and Anzu from Hinamatsuri standing in a room dicking around and saying really bad dialog.

Story: 2
Art: 4
Sound: 5
Character: 1
Enjoyment: 1
Overall: 1

I dropped Anitore! but then after a while I continued to watch it, now the real question is why? How can I review something like this? Im gonna say this now, at first glance, I thought this show was going to be at least entertaining, sure it's just about girls exercising but there is more possibilities that can still happen, character interaction, but nope, I was wrong, WAY wrong!
Unless you want to look at innocent girls exercising don't even try to watch this show, now.. let's see what Season 2 has to offer... oh god help me~