May 13, 2020
I’m sure most people subscribe to, or are at least aware of, the theory of evolution which states that all species of organisms arise and develop through the natural selection of small, inherited variations which help them to survive. If we apply this theory to hentai, then Futabu! Mix is an anomaly of evolution as it is the latest entry to date in the Futabu! franchise yet it looks like it is the first iteration of the series. Everything about Futabu! Mix screams 2006 hentai game ad that you clicked on and automatically installed while you were fapping, perhaps your arm recoiling from the pain
of carpal tunnel and hitting the mouse. It is a disgrace to the distinguished name of Futabu, the outward face of futanari to the rest of the hentai community, and makes the entire futanari genre look bad and frankly cheap. I will attempt to breakdown what makes this entry in the Futabu series so unfappable, exposing all its flaws and convincing you why it is the shameful bastard child we don’t speak of at family dinners, but most importantly why you SHOULDN’T fap to Futabu! Mix - Futanari World.
Story : 4
Futabu! Mix is the textbook definition of mediocre plot, but not only does it include multiple different lackluster entries into the Futabu Cinematic Universe it also contains a short snippet of the loveable Futa club girls we’ve grown so close to over the past few hentai which has had fun and creative plots up till now, sullying Futabu’s stellar narrative track record with an offensively ordinary splotch of cum-soaked plot. Furthemore, all the other plots are uninspired one-offs, basically aimed at creating as many scenarios leading to sex as possible trying to milk as much as they can out of this girl’s horsedick who’s on her last legs. I could go on and on about how boring this is compared to the more intricate or at least unusual plot that Futabu usually has and limiting the number of plot lines so they can leave enough runtime to develop each plot line properly. However, I think the message is pretty clear that there is no entertainment to be derived out of this sad excuse for a hentai.
Animation and Art : 2
Futabu! Mix not only spits on its predecessor’s narrative prowess, but also spits on the grave of Charles Darwin as we see a rare occurrence of natural devolution. When I first watched this hentai, I was confused by the release date as I assumed it was a one-off OVA before the Futabu! franchise was to be adapted but the synopsis almost proudly says “Sequel to Futabu!! Based on the adult doujin by BOSSHI.” [Source : MyAnimeList]. This is a far cry, in terms of both art and animation, from the previous two entries in the series and my comparison of it to a hentai game ad was not hyperbolic at all. Many times, the movement of the characters is just a sped up loop of a singular action as if the studio needed to cut as many corners as possible. The art is equally guilty as even the resolution seems to be something out of the early 2000s, the characters’ facial proportions are reminiscent of early industry and nowhere close to what we witnessed in Futabu! and Futabu!! which was the main contributing factor to my misconception about it being a prequel.
Cum Level : 8
Thankfully in one regard we still see some consistency throughout the Futabu series. Were it not for Futabu! Mix maintaining the same volumes of cum as the previous series we would’ve potentially seen some kind of boycott of the studio which would’ve financially ruined them. This was a very important decision as I suspect the budget for this hentai was extremely strained and they had to make cuts to the animation work but wisely they maintained the cum budget to the best of their abilities and for that I commend them.
Artistically, Futabu! Mix is evidence of the studio compromising its integrity hoping to make a quick buck by using the venerated Futabu name to generate interest from a beyond subpar hentai. It feels extremely scummy for a studio to set out to create something when they were fully aware that they could not match the quality of previous works, betraying the trust they had built up with their fanbase and tearing down the legacy of Futabu.
Personally, futanari hentai is an escape from 50% gay hentai as clearly hetero hentai has one guy and one girl but by putting breasts on the guy we eliminate that to 25% gay hentai which is exactly what futanari is. Futanari is also an escape from reality, where there are no chick with dicks, just guys with makeup. Futabu!, I’m sure was a safe haven for not only myself but for those of you who don’t want to jack it to guys, so Futabu! Mix felt like an attack not only on my integrity as a hentai reviewer but an attack on my entire degenerate being. I recommend no one give Futabu! Mix the attention it is trying to get by all of its terribleness, this is one horrific car accident you can look away from. Terrorism feeds off of the fear and attention it gets, so for all of us in the hentai community to fight the terrorist attack that is Futabu! Mix just ignore it’s existence.
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