Tokineiro

I woke up to find I was in an old house deep in the snowy mountains. They said I was carried into there with my head being bruised. There were a mistress, who was surrounded by books and pictures and loved camera, and the four maids who smiled sadly. They seemed to know everything. However, I couldn’t remember anything.

“You brought the time into this house where time had stopped”.

The gear began to work as if it was led by the folklore of spiriting away talked in the candle light. At midnight, the big clock that had stopped for decades rang thirteen times.

When a dark blue shadow crawled out from the depth of the well were wandering around, snivel of the maids came in the dark. Was it an ecstasy or else?

(Source: AnimeNfo)

Fujino, Setsuya Main

Oda, Kansaburou Episode Director

Sato, Hiroaki Script

Mink Original Creator

Seki, Kazuhiko Editing

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Dec 15, 2020

spiralwired

Recommended

"Tokineiro," or "A Time To Screw," looks like your run of the mill subpar 2000's era hentai; mediocre character design, mediocre characterisation, maybe it's got a few decently hot parts you can loop repeatedly and get your rocks off to if you have a thing for literal nostalgia boners. Who knows. I don't know.

Except I do know. My third eye is all the way open. My chakras are aligned as fuck. And with my eyes and several other orifices spread wide I can safely and solidly tell you there's more than meets the eye (all three of them) here.

Tokineiro, specifically the dub of Tokineiro, is ... a subversive masterpiece.

The story is rich and deeply, complexly psychological, packing plot point after plot point into its total hour of runtime. Said plot includes but is absolutely not limited to: box fucking, breakfast, three whole white haired sciencey looking fellas, homophobic slurs directed specifically towards Albert Einstein, dissociative identity disorder, flashbacks, motor oil, and so much more. It's on the level of shit like Evangelion, I'm telling you. Like, if Serial Experiments Lain mindfucks you, Tokineiro fucks, breeds, and utterly desanctifies your mind's gaping boyhole in a doubly schizophrenic fashion. Tokineiro is your daddy dom. Tokineiro is your soft, gentle lover. Tokineiro is a joint delusion we all share. Tokineiro is kafkaesque. Tokineiro is God.

I've taken the time to draw fan art for this series, being an artist of a semi-professional skill level who has decidedly better things to do (I still owe my local femboy a commission- that's not a joke.) I made my fiancé watch it, I intend to make several of my best friends watch it, I'd show it to my parents if I had any relationship with them after the last time I did peyoturacaine (peyote + datura + cocaine, for the unacquainted) and tried to get them to watch Japanese media. I've never even written any anime reviews before. But the will of God has forced my hand here. I'm so deeply invested, filled with a legitimate fucking passion for this hentai. It's captivating in the same way a car accident is.

If you're contemplating watching it, I can do nothing if not urge you. Please. It's an hour out of your time and you will guaranteed emerge from it a more enlightened individual. Do yourself a favour and watch the dub of Tokineiro.

Your life will be changed.

10 yoghurt milkshakes out of 10.

2021 edit: This hentai has since fundamentally altered my personality and enabled deep introspection in the realm of my identity, my likes, my dislikes, and who I want to be and what art I want to make. That's a lot for a show about maids getting railed, but in my defense, I have autism.

I still owe that femboy the commission, by the way. But I'm making him a hoodie that says PISS in a black metal esque font on it now. It has Felix Argyle on the back.

Reviewer’s Rating: 10

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Oct 25, 2015

enigmatest62

Recommended

This anime is fucking awesome, it is much better than Fullmetal Alchemist and Steins;Gate

"Have you ever tried to fuck a box"

First off, this hentai must absolutely be watched in English Dub for the full effect. The dialogue and voice acting is top-notch and very emotional.

You meet this dank man who owns a mansion and has three clones of himself. He fucks his maids non-stop and the maids are sex maniacs too. There really is nothing much to it, it's just a guy and a girl fucking each other hard? Whats more to offer!

Time to Screw really puts sex into perspective as it asks us, "what ... do we find pleasurable?". It explores the different fantasies of a mankind such:

- Fucking a box
- Vacuuming a girl's ass
- Crude oil coming out of pussy
and much more!

"Nothing is non-fat, that's why we all all explode"

Please keep this in mind when going on a diet.

All in all, this hentai is fucking amazing, you will find it very entertaining, and hey? Maybe you'll find something new to do with your waifu!

Reviewer’s Rating: 10

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Sep 26, 2016

lawlmartz

Not Recommended

"Nothing is nonfat. That's why the world is going to explode one day."
"nonfat? exploding world? what the fuck? is he crazy?"

Yes. Yes he is. His name is Pete Meat, and he dubs hentai.

After running a train on the world of laughter with "Sextra Credit", Media Blasters saw fit to buy up several more disgustingly misogynistic, filthy hentai and turn them into uproarious black comedies; among them was 2004's "Time to Screw". Headed up once again by the awesome Pete Meat and a bunch of voice actresses who couldn't give any less of a shit, Media Blasters prepared their second assault on the world... and ... stuck their pinky in its collective asshole. (yes, the pinky line does make an appearance in Time to Screw too!)

Once again, the dub itself is the only reason to ever watch a disgusting show like this- because, like Sextra before it, the Japanese audio version is played straight and is a depraved, misogynistic power fantasy. The art is crap, and they have no value as any kind of... personal aid... but as a comedy, it's "Time to Score"- and only 10s in the scriptwriting and delivery department. Pete Meat is the single greatest hentai dub voice actor, ever. He hams it up, sounds totally disinterested, and then switches up and even sometimes comes off like he's disgusted with himself at having to read these lines! It's all for a ridiculous comedic effect though- and I laughed out loud more times at the creatively nasty humor than the Cleveland Browns create ways to lose games.

With lines like:

"Have you ever tried to fuck a box?"
"are you pregnant?" "why, do I look fat? I'll start a diet tonight!"
Which then led to the first quote
and "Can you imagine how many faith healers would be out of work if they knew about the powers of kinky sex?" - in direct quotation to an old woman miraculously being able to walk again after having sex with a maid.

I needed to change my pants. Twice.

This goes on and on for an hour- an hour of filthy sex acts involving a vacuum cleaner, a 3 course meal, a billiards set, a washing machine, and a wheelchair. You do the math. It's got bondage. It's got rough sex. It's got maid fetish. It's got FOOD fetish ffs! The maid girls in the sex mansion cover Pete Meat in all manner of food they cooked- steak, salad, pudding, casserole, everything- then proceed to vomit all over him (using it as lube) and then have sex with him. By the end of it, he looks like Pizza the Hutt, and I couldn't tell if I was tripping or just laying on the floor clutching my sides watching a hentai dub. If you can't find something to tickle your funny bone, you just have no sense of humor.

All told, "Time to Screw" is inferior to its stablemate "Sextra Credit", with its poor attempt at a mystery/mind bending plot vs Sextra's straightforward revenge plot, but it succeeds in all the same levels of quotability, hilarity, and sheer ludicrousness. But since I'm scoring this on the hentai scale (maximum being a 4, because they're all complete crap anyway), a 3 and my shining recommendation of the dub make this another can't-miss, 2sexual, black comedy romp that's worth the price of admission: your sides.

"And then there was the matter of time; Einstein and Oppenheimer, the theory of relativity, and the conundrum of big balls in your face. It was all a continuum, like one long winding turd, snaking its way through the universe. And, like a turd, the smell was not to be forgotten."
The End.

Reviewer’s Rating: 3

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