Hooligan

Five girls. One guy. Seven Holy Dildos. It all started when our hero, Yukito, was trying to score with his favorite blond bombshell, Olga. Things were just heating up when one of her science experiments exploded, and it screwed up all of time and space. Now, only one thing can save the world: the Seven Holy Dildos!

Now it's up to Yukito to find and collect each of Seven Holy Dildos from the beautiful maidens who posses them! To win these seven sabers, Yukito must face off against their lusty owners in a sensual skirmish, where sex is the name of the game, and the winner is the one who can keep going the longest! He'll be battling it out with the lovely shrine sisters Yuka and Yuki... the foxy ninja Victoria... the sweet and spicy Hiromi... so many women, so little time! It's a tough job, but it`s up to Yukito to get his freak on and save the universe!

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Margret, Artoua Main

Olga, Mengele Main

Victoria, Nelson Main

Tougou, Hiromi Main

Isao Main

Nogi, Yukito Main

Amou, Yuki Main

Yanase, Natsumi Japanese

Amou, Yuka Main

Gotou, Yuuko Japanese

Mikami, Tomomi Director

Kushida, Akira Theme Song Performance

Happoubi, Jin Original Character Design

Front Wing Original Creator

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Aug 4, 2024

marowak51

Recommended

I've probably watched more than fifty 90s-hentai OVAs now, and I have to say, this is the most unhinged and batshit crazy one (so far). Also, it might be the most comedy-oriented one. Still, 40% of it consists of sex scenes, which somehow manage to be funny most of the time.

There are countless references to Japanese culture, old anime, jokes and puns. You probably won't get most of them unless you are from Japan or just a hardcore otaku. This is obviously seldom pleasant, but personally, I still appreciate media specifically made for the JDM. This OVA was based on a H-PC-game, like many others ... from this era, which makes it even more Japanese-y.

AND the ending theme is surprisingly good; very high quality for a hentai game. I wonder how the producers managed to convince the singer, who apparently is quite popular for his tokusatsu songs. Can this get even more Japanese?

Anyway, you know how it goes, the story is just whatever. Art is very representative of its era (2000-02), which is the beginning of computer-based graphics as opposed to the hand drawn art of the 90s. Sometimes the characters look deformed or "glitchy", which is a trait that you'll see on many low-budget titles of that period. I have to admit that it has a certain charm to it.

Overall, an incredibly unique H-comedy, in all of its aspects. Not particularly good, but unique nonetheless.

Before you watch it, I must warn you that the last 10~ minutes of the 2nd chapter don't have any subtitles; at the moment of writing this, I couldn't find any other English subs available. There are complete Spanish subtitles, though.

Reviewer’s Rating: 7

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Jul 24, 2019

thetickdickler

Not Recommended

We follow Yukito, who was trying to score with his favorite blond bombshell, Olga. Just as things were heating up, one of Olga's science expiriments explodes, screwing up all of time and space in the process. Now there is only one thing that can save the world: The Seven Holy Dildos! Now it's up to YuKito to find and collect the Seven Holy Dildos from the beautiful maidens who posses them. To win these seven sabers, Yukito must face off against their lusty owners in a sensual skirmish, where sex is the name of the game, and the winner is the one who can keep ... going the longest!

Hooligan (AKA: Hooligan: Quest for the Seven Holy Dildos) is filled with what I like to call "Almost Jokes". "Almost Jokes" are jokes that have a solid premise an obvious idea of where they wanted to go, but just fall short of being funny due to a mix of having a poor execution and missing the mark with the "punchlines". And this short OVA is filled with nothing but "Almost Jokes".

For example, in the second episode, the show tries to make fun of the tournament arcs that a lot of fighting shounen have. If it was done right, it could have been a mildly amusing sex version of said arc, where it spends the whole episode dragging out the sex in the same way Dragon Ball Z infamously dragged out it's fights. It's sad that the jokes in the English outtakes have slightly (very slightly) better jokes.

The animation is not that great either. I know that animation shouldn't really matter much in a hentai, since the whole thing is there just for someone to jerk off to, but it can still be distracting if it still doesn't reach a certain level of quality. The art style is a bit better for what that's worth, but is a good art style really going to make up for in a hentai of all things?

This two episode OVA is the worst kind of sex comedy. The one where the comedy is lame and the sex is unappealing. Would I recommend this? No, not really. Especially not when there are better comedy hentai out there, such as, Toumei Ningen R (The Invisible Stud Returns), Teizokurei Daydream, and Spaceship Agga Ruter, which is written and created by Masaki Kajishima, and set in the same universe as "Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki!" and "Tenchi Muyo! GXP", which is also created by Kajishima. Give it a skip.

Reviewer’s Rating: 3

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