Aru Asa Dummy Head Mic ni Natteita Ore-kun no Jinsei

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn asserted that it is an artist's responsibility to create authentic art in an effort to combat the decay of our increasingly inauthentic world. This slice of life/moe/yuri/sports/isekai is the greatest anime that I have ever seen and it is truly an example of authentic art created by authentic artists. The creators of Dummy Head Mic took the charge of an intellectual leader and fulfilled their obligations to mankind. From the bottom of my heart and the depths of my soul, thank you.

Forget whatever YOU THINK your favorite anime is, you're wrong and you've always been wrong. THIS is the greatest anime of all ... time. THIS is the anime that will make it into the library of congress for time and all eternity. THIS is masterwork. True authentic art.

And if you're not yet convinced.. I have one more thing to say to you:

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A lot of people were expecting an ASMR anime because of the title, and they're disappointed because it really isn't that, I can sympathise with that. But I've also seen the title written as "Caught Between a Yuri Relationship", and that's a lot more accurate!

What you actually get is a decent short Yuri story with cute characters, and the producers fetish buffet mixed in at times, though this never gets too excessive and it doesn't really get in the way of the main plot. If nothing else, it's interesting seeing what wacky things Ore-kun turns into in each episode, they do make some... interesting choices ... there.

It's nothing amazing, but the 5.01 it's currently sitting at here (at time of writing) is pretty unfairly low. If you have half an hour to spare then give it a shot, it's worth that much of your time.

Yes, I know what you're thinking: Is ASMR short-form anime going to be more prevalent from here on out? My answer to you: NO. Please do not expect much.

Hot on the heels of the last ASMR anime produced that lead the pack i.e. 180-byou de Kimi no Mimi wo Shiawase ni Dekiru ka? a.k.a "Can I Make Your Ears Happy in 180 Seconds?" that aired last Fall, the same staff team is back to bring us yet another ASMR anime...that I don't know what they were thinking, but for such a standard as this, this was ANYTHING BUT ASMR.

If anything, just like 180-byou, the Yuri ... aspect is the most obvious in the case, because somehow, they knew from the former show that having ASMR alone will not suffice, so they must think of something "spicy" than what is supposed to be the main crux of the entire show. As a result, you'll still get Tomokazu "Gintoki" Sugita as Ore-kun a.k.a Dummy Head and a fair few other things, but with the premise of the show hopelessly lost because the producers and scriptwriters just decided to go ham and put in the Yuri, because everyone loves Yuri...right?

Easily skippable, just watch any ASMR YouTuber instead. Not worth your time, even as short and clocked under 180 seconds.
Please, just no more ASMR anime.