I must admit that i like it mostly because of this (and it's a little spoiler for what i apologize) -
"-If you fall in love with someone that works at a bakery, what would you do?
- I'll go to work at that bakery... or i'll go shop there often.
-If it was me, i'll open a similar bakery within five miles and compete with it."
And that's what you call different way of expressing your love - after all he will keep it till "the bakery go bankrupt" :D
