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Gyo (Anime) add (All reviews)
Mar 1, 2012
Talk about disappointment.

Even a person who hasn't read the manga can tell that this OVA is as much of a horror as Tim Burton's Nightmare before Christmas is. As many people so fabulously fail to understand what horror is, let me explain - it is what makes you have a ducked up dream the next night, or two, or thirty and what makes you scared to go pee by yourself in the middle of the night. It lefts an impact. This makes you pee laughing.

That being said, this would make an awesome comedy and god I wish I were being playful. Any chasing scene at all would find he Benny Hill soundtrack to be perfectly fitting. In place of that, we have generic epic music that really has little to nothing to do with what's on the screen.

Needless to point out, makers of this crap thought they could get away with bringing in the very smexy scenes of a girl being done by two guys, her gorgeous underwear and her legs spread far and wide. Now THOSE were scary, am I right?

Most characters are utterly useless and are there to get eaten.

To finish off, even fancy art and pretty good animation, which made it pretty attractive to the eye, couldn't save this poor, poor piece of rubbish. Good job Mr Ito, Sir, this is how your work will be remembered. Dancing sharks chasing prostitutes.

Conclusion: I'd much more enjoy watching Ryuk chasing apples while they are playing unfitting music in a loop on Youtube. (2017edit: old meme is old)
Reviewer’s Rating: 3
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