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29 of 64 people found this review helpful
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| Story |
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| Animation |
10 |
| Sound |
8 |
| Character |
9 |
| Enjoyment |
10 |
HOLY FUCK.
That's all that needs to be said.
Let's break it down...
Story: They improved the story a lot, it filled in little gaps everywhere, I really liked knowing how Reno & Rude got over on that side of the brigde before they blew it up. Now I know.
Art: Blu mother fucking Ray. I couldn't even begin. They went farther than I would have to recreate this movie, it's more than a "remaster" the whole things is a fucking REMAKE. That final fight was awe-fucking-some.
Sound: It's essentially the same as the last, there were improvements, and I noticed a few new songs, however, it HAS been a while since I viewed the original.
Character: It's what you would expect from Final Fantasy, however, it's not really any different than the original AC. The random sick girl got a slightly bigger role this time though, and Denzel seems to be more filled in this time. Good points really.
Enjoyment: This movie is the cake of delight. If you aren't into Final Fantasy though, you probably want to stay away. If you haven't played or you don't understand Final Fantasy VII's story, then as with the original AC, you might not enjoy this. But if you enjoyed AC, you'll fucking love this.
Overall: This movie IS worth the time to watch. When you compare the lengths, you see there's only 20 minutes of extra footage; however, they've reanimated scenes, rewrote and totally revised the whole movie. [Note: It is the same movie, story-wise, and there are scenes that are still the same, I'm just a 'little' mindblown at the moment.] It's worth owning both verions, as I missed Cloud elbowing the door at Reno's comment, but you'll find that there are things that'll quench your thirst for Final Fantasy. read more
12 of 16 people found this review helpful
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| Sound |
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| Character |
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I don't know what to say to this really, I feel like I need to justify watching it though.
To summarize everything I could even think of saying, the whole thing is a laughable mess. I mean, it may have been made in 1984, but Otaku no Video was 85, and it was amazing. If one can get their hands on this, it's a must see. A "so bad, it's funny" type of thing.
If you must only see one, the sixth one is the best to pick. It basically takes scenes from the others, and gives it some sort of continuity. It also has the best opening ever. YAY LOOPING SONG WITH MIU. Oh, and the third episode.
Lets break down things...
Story:
What porn needs story? In any case, it does a great job with what it aims for. Even though there aren't any subtitles for it (at least I haven't found any) I could still get the gist of what story it might have. It kept me entertained even though I dislike hentai and/or porn.
Art:
Dude... bro... it's like 1984. It's art is p. good for the time.
Sound:
Holy fuck this is the best thing it has going for it. 'I'm sitting here with a friend who just randomly came over, I'm like, "Bro, I found the first hentai ever, check it out" and he lols. We're both talking about the music more than anything else. It left the best impression on us. Makes me wish there were music credits.
Character:
I don't know what you expect from a hentai anime. Personally, I found the characters ALL super humurous. Miu, the "Lum parody," is the best female character. She's super adorable even without sexual scenes. Male characters... they actually used the same character in a few episodes... Senpai was pretty great, I liked the way he looked, nice and casual. The old guys were funny to watch as well. The hermit painter was absolutely hilarious to watch during sex. His facial expressions were a huge plus. Ah, the best character on the male side is Miu's pilot guy. His sunglasses are epic and he has a LASER PENIS.
Enjoyment:
It's hilarious to watch, but afterwards it's over, you don't care anymore. It leaves a few impressions, if you watch with a friend who can laugh at it with you, you'll have some inside jokes. Just don't watch it for the porn, it's fucking terrible.
Overall:
It's hilarious. There really isn't much to see though, so don't go out of your way to watch it. Might want to find the music though.
The shota made me rofl. read more
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