Hey there. Despite my superfluous and unrestrained use of vulgar terms, often strung together to denounce and demean an unfortunate soul's very existence, I am actually a nice guy. Well, I'll leave that for you to decide.
1st animé series completed:
Mobile Suit Gundam Wing
100th series completed:
School Days
200th series completed:
Kämpfer
300th series completed:
Clannad: After Story
400th series completed:
Spice and Wolf II
500th series completed:
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
And I've realized that one aspect that distinguishes me is the fact that there are no "Dropped Animé" on my list. Well to be honest, I have never dropped a series before. I will f*cking watch a series to its sh*tty ending even if I have to mutilate myself in blazing hellfire for a full 26 episodes, or however long it may take to tank through a sh*tty series.
I am going to admit that I am an obnoxious, egotistical and unforgiving bastard when it comes to reading sh*tty reviews of animu because it reminds me of how I am less of a dumbass than the authors. Conversely, I have a genuine interest in the remarkably well-written commentaries which remind me of my utter failings. Regardless, what I resent with the utmost hatred is the tendency for eager retards to formulate a baseless opinion on shows that have just begun. Like what the fuck. It's equivalent to reading the backside description of a literary work, taking a sh*t in the pages and smothering the putrid fecal mass over your eyes and then proclaiming some blasphemous horsesh*t that goes along the lines of how f*cking amazing it is or how it felt like a bad case of antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea. Please stop with your "this is a review on the first episode, second episode, fucking I will edit as I progress fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck". It's laughable. Oh yes, and fucking learn to spell. Maybe go to English class for once instead of sitting on your lazy fat inept ass watching shitty animé. Trust me, your intelligence will receive
at least a +1 buff considering how incompetent you are. Problem?
How My Rating Scale Works:
1/10 - While I'm viewing this horrendous atrocity of an animé, I'm gouging out my eyes with a pitchfork drenched in 50M HCl while I'm slowly pulling out spiked anal beads from my coruscated destroyed asshole to ensure that I properly eviscerate myself with a rusted cleaver that is protruding from my bleeding torso pierced with a thousand blades before proceeding to the concluding step of self-immolation while cleaved between two beds of 12" nails and spewing flaming bloody vomit from the devastated remains of my innards rotting in the spewed-out bloodied fecal filth that they once contained. MAN THIS RUN-ON SENTENCE HURTS SO GOOD.
2/10 - This is nearing the pinnacle of my soul's absolute misery as it slowly dies a prolonged painful death in the depths of a hole ignited with hellfire. Therefore the animé series in question is not only composed of pure a$$crack sh*t, but it also fails completely in terms of content and should have never been released for the viewer's pleasure. By pleasure, I mean of the masochistic kind where you want to kill yourself repeatedly to make the pain go away.
3/10 - This makes me shit my fuck. Not only is it unworthy of being watched, but the shitty series also had the audacity of wasting my fucking time. I could have acquired a waifu in that time instead; or a phallus bisection. Shit.
4/10 - Farm
Analogy: Looks like PigShit. Tastes like BuffaloAss. Smells like CowPiss. Sounds like MrHansBeingMountedByABigBlackStallion. Feels like CockDick. Toss in some Bestiality for good measure.
5/10 -
ASS:
Absolute
Sordid
Shit. Cream of the crop for a shitty series that doesn't make you want to anal fist yourself to death. Scratch that. Death by excruciating anal fisting is a better alternative to watching this shit.
6/10 - Meh. Purgatory for series that are constipated shits crowning at the anus. Yeah, it's really fucking hard to push out. Like to the extent that you're struggling to contract your sphincter as hard as you can because this nasty son of a bitch of a fecal mass refuses to budge from your ass.
7/10 - Generic sub par entertainment. Here be all the archetypal niche series that I don't give a shit about. The amusement derived from these series ranges from -scratching an itch on my ass- to a -grin and chuckle-.
8/10 - Good series with silver stars for all its attributes. Far from perfect, but the series possesses many good elements which adds to its entertainment value. Definitely a series worth checking out.
9/10 - This series falls short of the perfectly executed category because of an insignificant error. It lacks a fragment of spirit that would normally complete the soul of the animé and assure its holy ascension to Godly status. Regardless of its tragic flaw, the series exemplifies excellent content in terms of artwork, soundtrack, voice acting, character and plot development. Thus, it's safe to say that I have genuinely enjoyed this series.
10/10 - HOLY SHIT. I'm probably out of my chair fucking eating lightning and shitting thunder while my eyes explode from their sockets watching this masterfully crafted gem. This series is the apex of creativity, the ingenious artistic chef-d'oeuvre, the embodiment of ephemeral elegance. Indeed, this phenomenal series is worthy of being bestowed the accolade of Beautiful.
As you can see, my rating scale is volatile and generally doesn't make sense. I also make heavy use of vulgarities. I don't care. So why the fuck should you? ( ￣ ▽ ￣ )ノ Ｄｏｈｏｈｏｈｏｈｏ～
Feel free to leave a comment on my page and I will respond in kind with the same level of courtesy. I hope I made myself clear that it was a
comment and
not a piece of shit. Cheers.
