"A place to tell the world how awesome you are, or that you really like cookies....."
Age: 16
Alias: FireRyda/leizaR
Setup: Intel C2D e6750 2.66Ghz, nVidia GeForce 8600GTx2, 4gb DDR2 RAM
Likes: Various cute things, annoying his siblings, playing CS, romance shows and stuff, reading, a cake that is a lie, cookies, building GUNDAMs, sleeping and Fate <3!! D:
Dislikes: Caramelldansen <- this shit is addicting bro, those people who even having english as their native language, refuse to speak it properly becaues its "not cool"
Found @: #Feitolove on Rizon.. (well i also whore gamesurge but gl trying to find out)
Notes: i swear atvar looks like rick astley.. D:
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/me gives Visitor a cookie <3
*sighcasm*
~For Geniuses~
Define infinity as a whole number without using 0, n, x, ∞ or other letters...meaning just one simple number.
Explain how you can use melted ice cream and century old gatorade to create cold fusion
Little Johnny sharpens his finger in a pencil sharpener. If his arms are 1 meter long, and the speed of sound going through a diamond is smaller than the speed of light, how many more fingers will Little Johnny be able to sharpen before he feels the pain?
Calculate the square root of yellow and multiply it by any secondary color. You may use a prism. Show all work using crayon in the correct color of the answer (accurate within 40 nanometres of wavelength).
Describe the smell of the number 3 in 30 words or less, without the use of psychedelic drugs.
What does the letter F taste like? Is this not dissimilar but unlike the smell of three, or haven't you not ever tasted what not F doesn't taste like? Write your answer without using the letters A, E, I, O, U or sometimes Y. For every time you use one of these letters, you will die.
Joshua is 85 years old. When he is walking down the stairs, there is a propbability of 76% that he will fall. If he falls, there is a probability of 98% that he will break his spine. If he breaks his spine, there is a probability of 82% that he will be paralyzed. There is also a probability of 95% that this will happen one week before his birthday. He may also die (54%). Calculate the probability of this: Joshua falls down the stairs, don't break his spine, and still becomes paralyzed, this happen 46 days before his birthday. He didn't die, but died later on his birthday.
If you were given 1 chicken, explain how you would make a hydrogen bomb out of the chicken.
If you were given 1 hydrogen bomb, explain how you would make a chicken out of the hydrogen bomb.
If it is Saturday and the person sitting beside you is smoking a clarinet, then how many sevens can fit into an upside down 4? Use basic Trigonometry and the Pythagorean theorem.
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to here it, can you calculate its diameter?
If Jimmy is 20 and Bob is 14, then how many kicks from Chuck Norris would it take to kill the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
If This is That, and These are Those, and today is not Tuesday, how long will it take for Tim to finish this test?
Justify the need for ham sandwiches.
Using the answer to the previous question, explain a mouse.
If a biplane is traveling south from Chicago at eleventy-six mph, and suddenly begins changing direction at random intervals, how probable is it that the pilot will get a raise within the next month?
Express the colour green as a fraction. Divide this by the smell of the number 3. How many apples does little Johnny now have?
If you stuck 2 crayons up your nose and lost 3000 brain cells, how many nuclear missiles would it take to blow up the Hello Kitty factory?
If Aragorn is son of Arathorn, then explain what would happen if you slapped him and put a Pizza Pop in a toaster. Why?
Name the greek god of atheism
Consider the fact that the universe is infinitely expanding. Now, with that in consideration, deduce the location of the edge of the universe in 4 years, 2 months, 9 days, 4 hours, 30 minutes, 2 seconds, and 7 deciseconds.
Deduce and or hence otherwise find the colour of a neutron.
Describe the entire anatomy of a muppet in terms of ratios of fuzziness to just plain annoying sometimes.
Describe in detail what this frog is thinking.
Imagine a colour you have never seen before. Name this colour.
Dog. Why? Explain in a 100,000 word essay including introduction, body, and conclusion. BE SPECIFIC
If Bob is eating a ham sandwich at a rate of 24 bites per second and the sandwich has lettuce, pickles, and mustard, when will Joe finish his sandwich? (use the theory of unreleativity and the quadraticintic formula to find your answer.)
According to divine i'm toast? =S buy a better pokeball divine.
