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Apr 15, 2015
I have a very uneasy relationship with studio Poro. On one hand their animation is excellent, and they have a cast of capable and erotic voice actresses, but at the same time their choreography tends to be very formulaic and cookie-cutter, and sometimes the VAs sound uninvested or simply disinterested. Anyways, enough about my anti-Poro crusade, you came here to read a review.
The story goes something like this, both the demons and angels have their sights set on some random nobody four-eyes loser, and for some reason they each want him and want to keep the other side from getting him. Naturally the only
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way to win a guy's heart is through his dick.
The art is something that Poro manages to get right most of the time, and it's certainly apparent here. The character designs are great, I could see them fitting into most of the modern harems that come out every season, you know, if they managed to keep their panties on. But here's where the problem starts.
Firika is a great character, this review would've been an 7/10 or maybe even 8/10 if she was the only girl, but then you've got Sera who really doesn't have any business being in a hentai. Trying to watch the Sera sex scenes is like trying to pass kidney stones, it's painful, feels like forever, but it's something you have to do in order to enjoy life again. I'm pretty sure I'm exaggerating, it's been little more than a year since I last watched Nuki Doki, though I distinctly remember hating Sera's role in the title.
Anyways to summarize, excellent art and voice quality, I enjoyed the sex with Firika, the sex with Sera you might as well replace her with a cardboard box since all she's doing is taking up screentime where Firika isn't having hot demon sex with the MC.
Reviewer’s Rating: 6
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Apr 14, 2015
Please Rape Me! is yet another Collaboration Works production that continues to impress me long after the initial boner has subsided.
Despite the name, Please Rape Me! is actually a surprisingly mild piece since all the girls MC fucks have a rape fetish, which is why this is named what it is. Now that's not a spoiler because you literally get told the same thing 5 minutes into the first episode before MC has sex with the first girl. I'm giving it to you now because you might be one of those people who get turned off at "real" fake rape, and I'm here to
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tell you it's not. With that out of the way, we can start on the actual review.
To start off, this story is about a guy who has a rape fetish, that is, one of him raping defenseless girls. However, he's never actually come close to doing any actual rape because of an annoying thing called the cops, and the fact he's a pussy. The story comes together pretty well and would even be kind of funny if it wasn't about rape.
The voice acting is on-point, as expected of Collab Works, their actresses are quite invested and the moans are realistic, which does improve the immersion and enjoyment of this title. Though sometimes the added immersion could prove to be a negative when you're trying to use it for a masturbatory aid. When the MC pulled out of the girl and she cried, I almost felt bad, stuff like that would normally be a plus for normal anime work as literal boner-killers here, but that won't impact the score negatively because I do feel that the extra polish by the actresses did improve the quality of the work as a whole.
The animation is some of the best in the current generation of H-animations, with crisp images and an excellent variety of shots and camera angles, and mouth movements that actually try to match up with their speech, unlike other low-budget studios which recycle animations and have out-of-sync dialogue. It's censored but that's the way it's been for a long time in the hentai world, and for what it's worth it tries to be conservative and show as much as humanly possible.
Don't let the title fool you, Please Rape Me! is probably one of the more lighthearted titles I've seen, and considering the fact the girls all have rape fetishes the content is practically vanilla. I wouldn't call this an entry-level hentai but you definitely don't need a very high bullshit tolerance to sit through and enjoy Please Rape Me!
Reviewer’s Rating: 8
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Apr 7, 2015
Let me take this chance to say that the original Japanese voice would've been a 4/10, 5/10 tops, and the English dub makes this real comedy gold. As it stands you should try to find the dubbed version if possible, dual audio preferred since if you're trying to use it as a masturbatory aid then it's nearly impossible to due to your constant laughter.
The art style of Sextra Credit is usual fare of your early 2000's animation, and is nothing out of the ordinary. The plus side is that it's coming to your uncensored, but genitalia didn't have much detail back then so it
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all balances out in the end.
The story is going to be slightly different depending on whether you listen to the English or Japanese voices, Jotaro (not to be confused with the Jojo namesake who has sex with dolphins) is either going to sound wimpy (Japanese) or like a horny Yugi Muto (English). The English dialogue is much more amusing but you will find that the actual voice acting is much less involved than the Japanese voices, make your choice based on whether you're looking for a laugh or a fap.
One of the funniest hentai dubs I have ever watched, I would highly recommend this to anyone who is looking for a bit of humor in their life. As for a quick fap I'd advise against using Sextra Credit since you could do much better.
Reviewer’s Rating: 7
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Apr 5, 2015
This being the first hentai I've ever watched I though it be appropriate to actually review it. A theme present in this title is "you never forget your first" and I find it kind of fitting that this was actually my first.
Despite being a hentai title, Shoujo Sect has a special place in my heart for being both heart-meltingly adorable as well as fappable. The premise was also eerily similar of a time in elementary school where I fought off some bullies who were picking on my best friend. We didn't bathe together or have gay sex afterwards but in retrospect I probably should've
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tried my luck then since if you don't ask, the answer will always be "no".
Shoujo Sect takes place in all-girls school which means that, without boys to satisfy their sexual desires, their attentions turn to each other, and as a result girl-on-girl experimentation runs rampant. This is great news and is a sign that we'll be getting a lot of yuri action in the next few episodes.
The real selling point of Shoujo Sect is the story, which is kind of strange when you look at a hentai series since you might be thinking "well who cares about a story, I came here for a fap" and you might be right. But a series that makes for a good fap doesn't necessarily mean it'll be memorable for years to come. There's a reason that I've remembered Shoujo Sect above all the other titles I've come across over the years, and yes, maybe it's because a lot of the others have long/confusing Japanese names that are hard to recall, but for the sake of simplicity we'll say it was the story.
While the story isn't a masterpiece, for what it accomplished in 3 episodes it's at least as much of a contender for an Oscar as Leonardo DiCaprio.
Shinobu Handa is outwardly proud, but deep down timid and innocent girl who gets hurt and taken advantage of despite her outward appearances. Momoko Naitou on the other hand is aloof but collected, being good at solving the problems of others but neglecting her own. Now you may tell from the character list that these two are your main characters, so they're bound to end up together. However, that is merely our tumultuous journey's destination. To get there we must first brave many sexy scenarios with the supporting cast, including but not limited to: Kirin, Maya, and even the teacher, Kyouko-sensei.
The art and animations of Shoujo Sect are weak in comparison to the story and characters, it's not the best but at the end of the day, nothing to cry home about. The actual sex is very conservative so vanilla lovers rejoice. Tie all this together with on-point voice acting and a real baller classical soundtrack and you have a show. Honestly watching Shoujo Sect was like admiring a piece of art, art that you could rub your parts to, so basically "The Birth of Venus" but catered more towards a weeb crowd.
At the end of the day, there are a few lessons to be learned here. First off you could probably get away with asking your best friend for gay sex, but only after you save them from bullies. Next, you never forget your first. And Finally, if you followed a recommendation here I'll assume you're okay with two girls going at it, otherwise if you're okay with the above, then give Shoujo Sect a try, it's pretty far removed from hentai that's being churned out right now but you might find something you're looking for in here.
Reviewer’s Rating: 8
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Apr 5, 2015
For those familiar with Suzuki Mirano this is going to be the tame end of things, for other people, especially those who are just vanilla users the contents of Yume Kui are going to come as a shock.
The story's nothing special, although I've given it points for creativity in sex placements, like having the scenario writer type the script while taking it from behind, or having the seiyuu record particularly realistic moaning lines--because she's being fucked at that moment. However points off for not really clearing up how he ends up enslaving all of the heroines at the end, I guess it's just another
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one of the "women just want dicks" cop-out we're all too used to.
The animation is superb though, easily at the top of the pool. The fluidity of motions and diverse angles is nothing short of the quality you'd come to expect from Suzuki Mirano. The voice acting is also very well done and captures all the pain, plight, anguish and pleasure experienced by the heroines.
Characters and character development is where this series falls short though, since the MC is never established to be anything other than a scheming fiend, and the heroines aren't shown as anything more than just different holes to screw. This makes the ensuing sex scenes less impactful since the viewer simply has no chance to build up a connection between the characters, however this poses few problems as the scenes are plenty impactful by themselves and retain much of their shock factor even when the effect is dulled a bit.
Overall while it's no masterpiece, definitely give it a try if you're not overly squeamish (which makes me question why you're watching hentai in the first place), or want to experience a change from all the vanilla you've been watching up until now.
Reviewer’s Rating: 7
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Apr 4, 2015
This title here is the genre-defining piece for NTR. NTR for those of you who don't know stands for netorare which means cuckhold, and it's supposed to get a rise out of people (in more ways than one). Stay away from this if you're a vanilla watcher but definitely check this out if you're a fan of the genre or aren't turned off by it.
The best way to describe Triangle Blue or any NTR is like a trainwreck, you know it's awful but at the same time it's so shocking you can't look away. That's the way it is with this title. Enter Sawamura,
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a salaryman with a low sex drive and looks like Kyon from Haruhi. Happily married to Akane until one day one of her childhood friends show up. From there on it's pretty predictable since the guy's a slob and just freeloads in Kyon's place, helping himself to food and Akane's body.
The animation quality was pretty good back in its time and even holds up today. The sex scenes used good angles to keep the action interesting, and it was hard to get bored, but easy to get hard.
The only problem I had with Triangle Blue was that the characters involved were special-ed levels of stupid. Note that both Kyon and Akane had many opportunities to stop whatever was going on but they just chose to pretend nothing's going on, which admittedly is a trait NTR titles share, and what people watching NTR usually get pissed off about. However considering the overall quality of the production this proves to be little obstruction in your ultimate goal of rubbing one out.
Kyon never catches a break.
Reviewer’s Rating: 6
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Apr 4, 2015
Surprising in many ways.
Watching Koe de Oshigoto! was an unforgettable experience, not to be missed. No slow start here, this short OVA series starts off with a bang and shows no signs of slowing down as it delivers a complete story over two episodes and keeps you wanting more.
Even though KoeGoto isn't a hentai series, I'm going to review it as one since it's better than most hentai I've seen over the past decade.
Story
This is what really ties the show together, there's no other way to really justify a non-H series that features schoolgirls reading hentai dialogue, having vivid sexual fantasies, or on-screen orgasms.
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While not an award-winning plotline, it does its job of keeping the setting coherent. It's also not a very commonly seen storyline, especially in non-H media, and considering the subject matter, it'll be a long time until we see another like it. The only downside is how little of the source material was adapted, and as a result viewers are missing out on a lot of plot development, especially concerning her friends, Kotori and Hazuki.
Art
Nothing really special about the art. It's very clean and crisp, but simplistic. You're not getting the same detail as a P.A. Works anime but I'd put the quality at late 2000's Kyoani. Now what KoeGoto brings to the table is in its sex scenes. While brief, they hit the bases, delivering you juicy, raunchy action with only nipples and genitalia censored. But that's what your imagination is for, right?
Sound
There's not much to say about the soundtrack, nothing special here either, and you hardly notice it anyways since you're busier paying attention to the dialogue. The voice acting however is superb, especially during the recording sessions where it's virtually indistinguishable from hentai dialogue. Downsides include not actually being able to hear more of Hazuki's Kansai H-dialogue readings.
Characters
The characters are lovable but somewhat plain. However it's very easy to get attached to them, and that sort of emotional investment ultimately leads to higher returns when they end up voicing the H-scenarios. Kanna is cute when she tries her best even when what she's doing is really embarrassing. It's difficult to hate any of the characters, even the annoying and perverted Shige who's not ashamed to announce that he gets off to highschool girls.
Definitely check this out if you're interested in cute girls doing lewd things, but don't want to be stuck with the stigma of watching actual hentai; if you've never watched ecchi or hentai before and want something as a gateway; or even if you're an avid hentai connoisseur, Koe de Oshigoto has much to offer viewers of any level and experience.
Reviewer’s Rating: 8
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