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Own a musket for home defense

- Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
- Four ruffians break into my house.
-"What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
- Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
- Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.
- I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot.
- "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
- Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
- Just as the founding fathers intended.