a couple phrases that might interest you guys. if you have any other phrases for me please do write it in a comment. oh and feel free to add this to your own profile.
(1)-A Day For Firm Decisions! Or Is It?
(2)-God Bless America...
They Need All The Help They Can Get
(3)-A Drunk Man's Words Are A Sober Man's Thoughts
(4)-A Religious War Is Like Children Fighting Over Imaginary Friends
(5)-If At First You Don't Succeed...
Destroy All Evidence That You Tried
(6)-If Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, Try Three
(7)-If You Aren't Committing Any Sins,
You Probably Aren't Having Much Fun
(8)-If You Choke A Smurf, What Colour Does It Turn?
(9)-I'm A Nobody, Nobody Is Perfect, Therefore I Am Perfect
(10)-Microsoft Is Not The Answer. Microsoft Is The Question.
The Answer Is No
(11)-Never Hit A Man With Glasses. Hit Him With A
Baseball Bat
(12)-Teamwork Is Essential - It Allows You To Blame
Someone Else
(13)-In A Perfect World, Stupidity Would Be Terminal
(14)-Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
(15)- It's easier to destroy a castle from the inside.
(16)- Children should be seen as they're herded.
(17)- Look before you leak.
(18)- When in doubt, shut your mouth.
(19)- People who live in glass houses don't have a lot of privacy.
(20)- Never run from your problems, walk slowly,
because problems can sense fear.
(21)- A penny saved, isn't that much money.
(22)- Fools fall in love in a hurry; it's the divorce that takes so damn long.
(23)- Love thy neighbor, just don't get caught.
(24)- The proof is in the pudding,
so always check your dessert for evidence.
(25)- Since there is a God, why are churches
equipped with a lightning guard?
(26)- Those who think they know everything annoy those of us who do
(27)- I may not always be right, but im never wrong!
(28)- The most dangerous thing in the world is to live. You can die from it.
