I noticed I didn't have anything about me (well really I've known about that for awhile) So anyways I'm 13 and 6 feet tall my dream in life is to become a stand up comic. I've notice that compared to a lot of others on this site I have it great. On the side I write poems (go to allpoetry.com and look for antimanv2.0), Stories (right now I'm typing a book called the 'Pschlogy of Writing') And i write songs (You ain't seeing that ...yet). I am a very odd person really.
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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST
IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will
deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the
simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy
this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you. =)
PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile if you love the good Lord
TRUE STORY
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends
one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various
experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was
a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep
her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down
the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were
waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for
God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and
security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking
with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right
past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had
been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been
there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could
have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and
to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She
felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The
police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see
if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the
man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told
he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The
officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything
they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one
question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When
the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She
had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether
you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read
this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."
the annoying stuff
nuts i was nuts they put me in a rubber room and in that rubber room was a rubber dot and i counted that dot one one one. i saw a rat running in a circle it looked nuts so i counted that rat one one one. nuts i like nuts i like cashews but not peanuts those make me nuts. (repeat)
post this one your profile if you like nuts or is nuts (or likes crazy rats)
ONLY 41 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU?
I Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY PUT THIS ON YOUR PRILOFE IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUERBR AT TOP TGOHUH, "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU?" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we can get
what a kiss means
Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have sex"
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
*Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
*Looking into each others Eyes ---"Don't let go"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"
--Advice--
*Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love (or strong like).
--Requirements--
*Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
If you REALLY LIKE OR LOVE someone right now
and MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you tomorrow.
Re post this as What a kiss means
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