Fact 01: Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Fact 02: When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
Fact 03: The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Fact 04: Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Fact 05: Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Fact 06: When you say "No one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes it as a personal insult.
Fact 07: Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing
Fact 08: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Fact 09: There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Fact 10: Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Fact 11: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Fact 12: Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Fact 13: Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Fact 14: Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Fact 15: Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Fact 16: Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Fact 17: There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Fact 18: A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
Fact 19: When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Fact 20: Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Fact 21: In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
Fact 22: Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Fact 23: When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Fact 24: If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Fact 25: While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Fact 26: Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
Fact 27: Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Fact 28: When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Fact 29: Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Fact 30: Chuck Norris doesn't shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Fact 31: Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.
Fact 32: When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Fact 33: Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Fact 34: Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Fact 35: Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Fact 36: On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Fact 37: In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Fact 38: Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Fact 39: Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Fact 40: Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Fact 41: Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Fact 42: Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Fact 43: Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Fact 44: The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Fact 45: It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Fact 46: The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
Fact 47: There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Fact 48: When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
Fact 49: Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Fact 50: Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.
Fact 51: Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Fact 52: It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
Fact 53: Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Fact 54: Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
Fact 55: When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Fact 56: That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
Fact 57: Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Fact 58: There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Fact 59: Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Fact 60: Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Fact 61: Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Fact 62: Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Fact 63: Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Fact 64: Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Fact 65: Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Fact 67: Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and roundhouse kick himself in the back of the head.
Fact 68: There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
Fact 69: If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
Fact 70: If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Fact 71: Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
Fact 72: MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
Fact 73: Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
Fact 74: There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Fact 75: Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
Fact 76: The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
Fact 77: Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
Fact 78: On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Fact 79: Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
Fact 80: Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
Fact 81: It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
Fact 82: It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Fact 83: Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
Fact 84: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Fact 85: Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Fact 86: They once tried to carve Chuck Norris' face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Fact 87: Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Fact 88: Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
Fact 89: Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
Fact 90: "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
Fact 91: Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Fact 92: Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Fact 93: Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Fact 94: Chuck Norris is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.
Fact 95: Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Fact 96: When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Fact 97: Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
Fact 98: Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
Fact 99: Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Fact 100: Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Fact 101: Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Fact 102: Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Fact 103: If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.
Fact 104: In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Fact 105: Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
Fact 106: The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was canceled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie five seconds long.
Fact 107: Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Fact 108: The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
Fact 109: Chuck Norris once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten.
Fact 110: Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
Fact 111: Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
Fact 112: Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
Fact 113: How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
Fact 114: Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Fact 115: Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Fact 116: Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it.
Fact 117: The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
Fact 118: Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
Fact 119: Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
Fact 120: He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Fact 121: The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
Fact 122: The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Fact 123: Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindness, and possibly foot sized bruises on the face.
Fact 124: Chuck Norris can taste lies.
Fact 125: Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
Fact 126: One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
Fact 127: Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
Fact 128: Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
Fact 129: Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head.
Fact 130: With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Fact 131: Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Fact 132: One does not simply walk into Mordor, unless of course that one is Chuck Norris.
Fact 133: Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."
While I did rate Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann 10/10. I do not feel it has the right to be on my top 20 list because it killed two of the most freaking awesome characters EVER. (Kamina AND Kittan)
Amusing Quotes:
"Greed causes you to lose many things, but on the other hand, not wanting anything at all produces nothing"
- The Wise Wolf Horo
"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."
- Fats Domino
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."
- Anthony Burgess
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
"People die if they are killed."
- Shirou Emiya
"Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools."
- Truman Capote
"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
- Bill Cosby
"The Black Guard is the embodiment of brutish, shear bloody-minded violence. They are encased in phenomenal amounts of armor and wield the biggest, evilest, badass weapons they can find. Their job is to find the enemy and kill 'em. They are basically very, very dangerous, really hard to kill, and when they get close to you they deal out tons of damage. The more they hate you, the more damage and misery they will pile upon you. And you know what? They hate everybody, all the time, forever!"
- Paul Barnett, Creative Director of Warhammer Online
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
- Edgar Bergen
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
- Helen Giangregorio
"Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead."
- Woody Allen
"Forum crafting is a true art form. Anyone can whore that doesn't take skill. We are more of the Forum Escorts... we are a higher class of tramp"
- StrykerC3
I think out of the anime I finished A I R was the best. I liked the Evangelion remake movie, but all they did was condense the happenings of the series, so I can't rate that as a fave. Out of the ones I'm watching or have on hold, my fave has been Law of Ueki.
I'm trying to keep a friend from getting on it and watching everything I have without asking me what I think about it. If I don't, she'll never talk to me again (which in reality makes her not a very good friend, but oh well, she's fun to keep around).
Yeah I was so shocked when that happened, even though I expected it but I was more shocked by the events to come. Well hope you enjoy it has much as I did and it's a shame that chapter 50 leaves us at such a cliffhanger. T_T
