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Besides watching anime I like to mess around in photoshop usually make signatures, but I havent done any for a while.


Many people are becoming familiar with the "Mozart Effect", a theory that suggests that playing classical music for your baby while still in the womb may help build neural connections and increase the baby's IQ, as well as having other positive effects such as strengthening relationships with the family.

While it sounds like horseshit, there are some studie that suggest that there might be some truth to this theory. If there's credence to this theory, then it's also possible to have a "metal effect": the theory that playing metal for your baby while still in the womb may decrease the baby's IQ, as well as having other positive effects such as causing your child to stomp more ass.

The only problem with this theory is that it might be hard to get your woman to cooperate by playing metal for the baby in utero. But there is something you can do to preempt your bitch wife from ruining your kids: blast your balls with metal! She can't get knocked up without your sperm, so you can rock your balls off to your heart's content befoe she has a chance to turn your kids into pussies- and there's nothing she can do about it. The beauty of it is that she won't even know until it's too late. Just hold the speakers up to your nuts and blast that metal as loud as you can, several times per day. The Metal Effect should cause lasting damage and ensure that your kids will be the meanest son's o bitches on the block.

With that said my top bands are
Senses Fail
Basshunter d[-_-]b
Disturbed
Korn
Static-X
Celldweller