When were you describing why you haven't been active lately?... You been having conversations with me in your head, as I've continued to neglect you?
I wanted you to give me your honest opinion on my review, from an unbiased, ignorant viewpoint. You were too slow to do so, and Duck Lover was nice enough to highlight the flaws I felt needed correcting, so I edited it, instead of sleeping. (It still did badly, regardless. I hate my life, etc etc.)
I don't like splitting my reviews up into sections, but the fact of the matter is that, unless your review is VERY funny or you're a popular reviewer, no-oone is going to read a 10+ paragraph wall of text. My Fujoshi Rumi was an exception--me somehow typing without thinking and creating a work of art.
I have absolutely no idea why my review has failed me. It covers everything in detail, the intro is good and the sub-headings allow for skim-reading. And I can spell.
This whole experience, one year after my reviewing retirement, reminds me of when I made this blog post:
http://myanimelist.net/blog.php?eid=57976
THIS IS WHY IS SO ANGRY WITH MY SCORES:
http://myanimelist.net/profile/Shinkaron/reviews
FUCK U, YAOI FANGIRL SLUTS!!!! YOU'D 10/10 MY FUCKING REVIEW IF I TYPED ABOUT MANXMAN RAPE AND DIDN'T PUT ANY EFFORT IN. GOD, I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE!"£££££££££££££££!"!"£"!£!
(By the way, in my ORIGINAL review, I added a note at the end, highlighting that my last two reviews have dealt with yaoi fangirls and gender-bending respectivly by chance, and that I'm straight. I even pondered making the intro go into detail about my hair/sexuality.)
I wish you would purchase it, or actually just sodding well read something. It's boring - seeing you constantly F5ing but never bothering with any actual anime or manga. It's like that other plonker, Tumer, who only use(d?) his MAL account to make the exact same friggin' updates, every week. (He's now stopped typing to me/updating, after I hurt his feelings.)
How did I describe what sounds like a 9/10 to you when I spent 13+ paragraphs typing about my #1 manga; one of only four titles in the history of Aion to receive top marks? YOU MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE!!!
Yuuma's a cross-dressing young man with an inability to develop muscles. He punches Keidai a lot/makes him cry but I think describing him as beastly is kind of pushing it. I doubt he's even meant to have pubs...
Yuuma gets it on with himself... after the end of the manga, in my imagination. Y'see, a female look-alike of Serena enters the story early on and, naturally, they become close. They're like twins who can have "sexytimes", without the incest.
It doesn't really matter who my 30/31-year-old bearded waifu is. He lasted four months without me typing to him and has now once again submitted to me; expressing that I'm the only one for him(typing-wise), or something. Idk.
Mii was on my list became Emanon--I removed her after becoming fascinated with the tightness of Ema's jeans. But now that that memory has faded, I'm once again in love with Mii.
A random NG Life page I have on my desktop:
My fan is round; not square. Your fan sucks.
My mother took me on my one and only holiday, with the only money she had saved up, as a brat. I hated it. I don't like people, I don't like the heat, and I don't like insects. The only good thing about the place was the tasty iced donughts sold at the hotel--the English-speaking person selling them coming to refer to me as donught boy.
Explain to me how one works on the construction of a large sign. This is all very new to me; me never having worked even one day in my entire 22/23 (I forget) year existence.
Did you get over your 'torrent' paranoia and download the Korean film with the lead from Carnival getting it on with another man, also also having multiple lengthy hot scenes with a queen?
I assumed you were referring to the guy who betrayed the lead. The hell if I remember Korean names--they all have the same last names... seriously!
She was just playing hard to get. Unless you're ugly, it's impossible to stalk/rape a hot woman. This is a truism of life.
You'd need an actual PS1 to play Grandia, 'cause it hates the PS2. On the PS2, it occasionally randomly freezes, which isn't much fun. It just ain't worth the risk when PS1s can be hard for pennies/dollars/nuggets of poop.
I'm supported in my manga/anime buying endeavour by the government. My mother has no money, or job, so the money I get has to support the both of us. As soon my manga shrine is uncovered by the secret agents of the UK, I'm pretty much fucked--socially retarded, uneducated, unfit, and with zero work experience. This is why I either A) sleep or B) masturbate. Thinking about reality just isn't much fun. At all.
Nope -- no new PC. I spent £450-500 on manga, instead... even though, without my near-death PC, I'd be ronrey. I really should get a new computer but I'm currently obsessed with buying manga, and buying manga costs.
Goodbye.