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It's been good so far. Finished planning recently and went camping. It's getting warmer now...

I'm still alive.

I did as well until I clicked your page and saw my post. And my post is massive...and I am really not looking forward to responding to it...as it's massive...so very massive...hmmm...

Lets go back to sentences shall we? Are you watching Breaking bad? Cause

It's awesome.

ANSWER ME, BICHAS.

Well by a lot of my plate I mean numerous animes, tv shows, books, and stuff to watch and read. But still I hold grudges! I will never ever forgive you! Not in a billion years. And you will despair at the thought of having wronged me for eternity...unless you give me a cookie because if you do I will love you forever. Sai fell down the stairs...you weren't...I mean...you didn't have any... involvement did you? I didn't know that about twins. Someone must study this.
I was a surprised as you were. Now think up that I am an all powerful god.
He looks like a lesbian woman. Therefore he is. TV taught me that appearance is the only truth in this world.
Sex and violence make you happy but not both at the same time. There's one incest sex scene. That's it. Everything else is pure non family related erotica.

When text is small like this you shouldn't be reading it. It's an unwritten rule of the internet. A rule which you are currently breaking.
I get the feeling I have asked you this question before. Still you should check it out. If the story doesn't interest you then you can just look at Sam and imagine locking him up in your basement. I do the same thing when watching Belle in beauty and the beast.
I wasn't hitting you. I was hitting the fly. The fly that happened to be on your face.

I have an imaginary dragon which I have called Seferus. Who burns things with imaginary flame.
Yeah, ordinary things suck. Why read a book when you assimilate one?
No girl on girl makes me sad I have been well known for my elegant wording. It has earned me slaps of honour.

I don't get why you posted the lust picture..
And I feel like sleeping beauty before she was raped in her sleep...god Disney sure toned down those stories.
I will do the same.
I am not the idiot. I didn't buy them. You silly, silly girl.

Was that a alien getting scared away by a robotic penis?

I am guessing there was tin foil in the pizza.
I wasn't Seamus the leperacon! I was the guy who sold him the bazooka!
Yep, nothing makes someone more attractive that seeing them play with themselves. Guitars are like the Cellos of kings.
Surprise! There was only water in the syringe! The drugs were in you all along!

I would break you, dear queen. Never underestimate a Irishman.

I responded in kind. Behold my doodling might!

You could always hire Quentin Tarantino. I here he's good at cleaning car seats.
Quiet you.


Screw the rules! I have a sandwich.

Don't worry about it. It's not your fault that you are a cowardly person who is too scared to try and do something. Who doesn't indeed? Even if it defies the limits of the human body.

As for poor English, did you happen to notice how many misspellings I have in these messages? I am in no position to be a grammar Nazi.

And, you should really get to answering my comment. >_>

Dear Phasellus, how I wondered what happened to our delightful conversations.
You were a brash and funny young manlady, with no knowledge on puzzles whatsoever.
But you ignorance of puzzles never bothered me, because you were the ultimate puzzle.
I highly enjoy trying to figure you out.
I just... want to understand you, or help you understand you, or make you or me or both of us comfortable not understanding the mess of a puzzle you are.
But alas, you abandoned me quite the number of times.
I turned into a marshmallow only for you to leave me, alone in the dark.
Where did I ever go wrong?
Don't girls like such sugary treats?
Do my animistic tactics not please you?
So there, I replied. With the sappiest crap I could come up with.
I hope you'll understand that it's completely your fault our conversations died.
So please, feel as guilty as humanly possible, my friend.

MAYBE THERE WAS A REASON FOR THE FIRE IN ANOTHER FOR ACTING SO STUPID?

Screw you and your vids. Watch this.

I got a lot on my plate and having been able to answer quickly anyway. Resulting in Sanguis getting lonely.
Could you give me a foot-rub while you are down at my feet? (Googles fart kittens) By god they are hilarious...but yes. You beat them. Hell why not invent a time machine or future telling device and go Minority report on there asses.
I haven't read them either but the show kicks ass. I put it off because I thought it would be a lord of the rings wannabe. But my cousin forced me to watch it with him and I loved it. Still the writers a bit perverted with those unnecessary sex scenes...
That rant was...

Pretty much just bashing Joffrey and the Queen. Plus she's ruining a lot of things for you. Of course I do agree that they should die painfully. I would also like to add that I serectly suspect that Joffrey is actually a lesbian girl. I mean hell, just look at him! That's a lesbian. I am sure of it. Anyway you should check it out. It has sex and violence and I know how much you love those.

Don't worry. I love you both equally.
I have heard of it. Seen the serenity movie and watched the first episode of it. Other than that I haven't seen much. But what I have seen was pretty good. You must have seen Supernatural with all the gifs you use from it. Well that rap is good but sometimes you got to admire a nice acoustic guitar song.
Ah that's nice. Hey you got a little something on your face there...let me get it off...

Dragon tears be damned. I have a cross with a dragon coiled around it. Someone can be too ordinary? How?
Frigging hotlinked stopping bastards...here's another picture of Saber. And two more pictures. Now before you swoon over Saber please note that she a girl. Basically what I mean to say is that you have tomboyish qualities but if given the chance we guys would still bang you like a kettle drum.

Ignorant or just not woken up yet.
Murder party? Wow! I feel like Cinderella before she was stabbed at the ball.

That was the gif in the previous message.
Nooooooo....
Then why did you tell me about him? Let that background transformer fade from memory.

Well it was sort of a rhetorical answer. Yeah for wasting weekends!


(Ok Aidan...just back away slowly...) Your sister blew up a microwave?! Tin foil? It was tin foil wasn't it.
One, I am not a leprechaun. Two, Get in the kitchen and make it yourself.
Isn't a cello like a really big violin? Do you just want to see me hold a study long piece of wood in my hands?
Hush...just be quiet and let the needle do it's work.

Steel grated sandwich?! That sounds tasty.
But I am a god so why should I worship other gods? Well I am a demon lord to be exact but you should be putty in my hands.

KNIVES!


I'll be good...



I will be here. Ready and waiting for you. Like a puppet with a crown on it's head that won't stop frigging flashing YES and annoying the hell out of me as a write this message.

Don't mind if I do!

NOMNOMNOMNOMnomnomnomnom..............what?

I already have two complaints already about it. One of them was ProdiGene and I would appreciate if you Gif the hell out of him because he was being retarded lately. Wait you are reading Uzumaki?! Pretty sick isn't it?

No. The fact that zombies can hear in the first place is complete BS to me. If they're the living dead non of their senses should be able to work. In fact, all they should be able to do is walk around aimlessly and nibble on whatever they can get their grabby undead hands on. And on the factor that you can "kill" him by smashing their heads (apparently it breaks off their nervous system which is stupid which I'll get to...) it's stupid because again, they're the the living dead. The brain shouldn't work, because if it did, they would be alive (But I guess that's where the "living" in the living dead comes in...?). So in order for it to be a zombie the brain should be a dead, and thus it cannot be connected to the nervous system. So even if you manage to bash their heads in, they should still be able to get up even without a head. So the only possible you could "kill" the living dead is to make them minced meat.
So no. Chainsaws aren't impractical. The concept of zombies is stupid. I rest my case.
But onto the inane concept of zombies being able to hear then a chainsaw could be your last resort. Say, you're out of ammo and a zombie horde is closing in a you. What are you going to do? Are you going to let those hungry bastards get to you just like thatÉ Fuck no! Rip out that bad boy, be a man! Run towards those motherfuckers and make them regret that they ever became a bunch of mindless dead people! Hack, slash, make your way out of there, but most of all, be the badass you always dreamed you would become! Go out with a bam! Get your own theme music! Make the the last of the surviving people remember you as "Holy shit, now that chick was badass!" Make humanity regret that they ever let someone like you sacrifice yourself for a bunch of irrelevant people, make it so they'll name their children in your honor, beat those zombies so hard that'll the zombie behind them will feel constipated! BE AWESOME.

Instead of an irrelevant GIF, I'm going to post....
INTELLIGENCE CORN.

Episode two.
This is one of the many reason why I consider Avatar to be better than a lot of anime I've seen, anime usually sucks when it comes to the characters' expression, I don't know why. Maybe it's the fact that the art involves them having eyes of an insect. Maybe having those types of eyes they inherit a disease called "I can't make valid expressions because my art style sucks balls." or ICMVEBMASB for short. And no, those blasted chibis expressions don't count.
I think it would have made more sense if they made it one hour long for the first episode. I mean, there is a lot of shit to cover up from the previous series. I'm also a tad bit disappointed that she already knows all the elements except for wind. It kinda takes back the glory of the previous series when Aang had to learn all the elements one by one. But I guess it's good to try out new things OR MAYBE! Korra could get her butt kicked by say, another Fire bender. And then she goes: "Wow! You're awesome, teach me your moves please!" But if anything, I think all she's just going to learn how to spiritually connect or something like that. (Remember when her teacher said she needed more spirit or something?)
It's going to be cabbage's guy son, no doubt.
THEY BETTER. If they don't, I going to send them angry fan-mail.
Zuko will most likely be dead along with Aang and Sokka. ); BUT! There's always a possibility that his son or daughter is going to come in. HOLY SHIT. I just had a revelation, what if Mako is Zuko's son? I know that makes no sense since Mako's brother is an Earth Bender but just think about it...They're names! They both end with "ko"! xD
I have the slightest feeling that Mako maaaay just become the new Fire Lord person at the end of the series.
You and your Mass effect references. I don't get them, so shut up.
Oh yes. Dat steampunk goodness. I really want to see how the creators flexed their creative muscles in the past years with all new designs and such. Maybe then non-benders will be put into concentration camps. (Or maybe that'll be going a liiiittle to far..)
Screw moral life lessons, Korra will make a contract with Kyuubey and become a magical girl. Upon gaining such powers she'll go through hardships like genocide, murder, and insanity. And upon discovering that Kyuubey is an incubator that harnesses the negative emotions of teenage girls and plans to destroy the world with it Korra will explode into a witch and sacrifice herself for the good of mankind. (Wait, what?)
I get the feeling that the resistance has something to do with Zuko's mother. Also, anyone else wanna smack that kid when she interrupted the story on Zuko's mother?
I like men in masks too. Maybe they'll be dashing gentleman who can play the cello. ;__;

Make this into a shirt, I beg of you. D:

Bitch, go talk about Avatar.