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May 2013 be a year filled with many blessings and peace.

Have a wonderful holiday Ando-san!

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out.
Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."


Q: What does a man and a floor have in common?
A: You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!

I agree with the above joke...speaks volumes. ;p But well, a man one can walk all over is no fun...ah well. <3

And for your viewing pleasure...very well done while you pay attention to the details and the goings on in the background. ^^
Blind Spot:
http://www.shortoftheweek.com/2012/11/30/blind-spot/

http://www.shortoftheweek.com/2012/11/23/tufty/

Think twice next time you hug your Teddy bear at night before beddy bye. ( -_-)

Well time to plaster your wall with random pics from me then. :3

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1292504/1girl-t-brown_dress-dress-from_behind-long_hair-ma
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1285265/1girl-ankle_lace-up-barefoot-clenched_hand-cross-l
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1300189/1girl-ahoge-barokkusu-black_legwear-blue_backgroun
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1299375/1girl-angry-anti_-untea9-aura-bottle-brown_eyes-br
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1291026/3girls-arm_up-bag-black_hair-black_legwear-black_s
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/266975/bad_id-green_hair-hat-onozuka_komachi-red_hair-rib
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1295429/1girl-amaretto-no-natsu-animal_ears-blazer-bunny_e
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1282942/1girl-animal_ears-barefoot-bed_sheet-blush-braid-c

I know you like dancing Korean girls and since they are dancing the latest craze...here you go!

Another set of jokes via e-mail...have at 'em. ;)
Subject: FW: 5 Minute Management Course

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel..'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband
says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
exposure.

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you
just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be
in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff!
She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing
on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas
and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want
those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do
nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey,
'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of
the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing
cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate..
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Ando-san! Thanks for the FTV chat-room invite but time does not allow me to participate these days. ^^ How is the Meido Cup coming along?

Must... outright pester your wall with random pics of stuff now. :3

ut oh, they found me! < runs >.... You know Yae-chan, if you don't have access on MATV, it only takes a minute to register. Then you can enjoy our somewhat random but often funny web chats :) Thanks for the wall post tho, glad to see you on here too.

Moxie
A YOUNG PYROMANIAC BEAR MISSES HIS MOTHER IN THIS SUNDANCE AND OTTAWA FAVORITE.
http://www.shortoftheweek.com/2012/11/12/moxie/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ShortOfTheWeek+%28Short+of+the+Week%29

Ando-san! You are alone herein! There are some of us from FTV here and you should hang with us since many of us do not have access to your MATV site. ^^
Yaya