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R.I.P

G-Gah.. it's kinda embarassing so I can't tell. Sorry. >_<
H-How about you though?

I hate school too! and homework. =_=
True~ Hehe I don't have school on Monday due to the MLK holiday. XD

Oh hey there~ x3
Well since we're gonna start talking, I guess I should accept. :3

I'm great! how about you?
Ah.. school is okay I guess. It's been killing me and I haven't gotten any good sleep lately. :(

It's alright. Just talk to me and I'll probably accept ^^
I mean it's better to just learn about the person first than just randomly adding them, right? :D

School is the epitome of lame.
Never liked it...probably never will ;P

I'm pretty excellent, trying to get all my Christmas shopping done, but because of the weather, I'm not getting very far lol.

Sorry but I don't accept random friend requests from people who I don't even know. ^^
It's not hard talking to me.

Bored.

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.


While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and detects the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.

She replies, "Yes."

He asks what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has on a ski jacket and a fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "For best results, put on two coats."

No problem!
I'm great, how are you?

A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

;)

HOW FAR
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking.... and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo…….. can you see Florida...?????"
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CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor". She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
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KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
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haha. :p Blondes are so dumb.