I<3 Suikoden II
Suikoden II is mah childhood
Suikoden II 4 lyfe
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''Samurai Champloo is a poor Cowboy Bebop wannabe.''
me: Madoka is an anime about what?
This cat-rabbit thing idk wtf is dis but it's definitely a PEDO: Madoka is an anime about me tricking all the little bitch-ass girls. Who wants a candy- I mean Who wants to be a MAHO SHOUJO? :3
me: OMG! thought u were dead
me: Do you fuck each other?
Kyousuke(Dick pickle): fakku.com
me: b-but what about Mikasa?
Eren Titan: ahhh...ugh.... MI.....KA.....SUCKS.....ugh....
me: aww.. so cute ^_^ goin' somewhere with your brother little girl?
Silica: brother janai yo! This is my husbando desu<3
me: I thought you hated protestant whores and vampires.
Anderson: I hate them all but hey this one is different.
me: different how?
Anderson: He can turn into a girl mai waifu<3 ( ^ o ^ )/
Light: What's your name?
me: Godtier_Taste (Fool! That's not mah real name)
Light: That's your username. Tell me your real name.
me: Shouganai na... okay mah name is Justin Bieber.
me: KyoAni sucks donkey balls.
Crispin Freeman: (facepalm) Nagato you're not supposed to say that.
me: What's with the wide faces man? Yeah that's right! You should be ashamed.
me: Wow! Nice pillow there mah mane! But there's something wrong... I can't put my finger on it... ah! Her face!
Daru: Her face? What about it?
me: Her face is not wide enough.
Daru: We need to go wider then.
me: How wide?
Daru: WIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEERRRRR :__________________:
Yeah that's right! My alternative account got banned!
My first SAO review
SAO is a good anime about VRMMORPGJIZZINMYPANTS
Story: Bunch of people JIZZ IN THEIR PANTS playing virtual reality game... VIRTUAL REALITY GAME NIGGA!!! Kirito my man can eat shit, dating a girl who love the song Crawling from Linkin Park, helping a loli with nice lookin' ass, meet ghost online, forging his dic- I mean sword, grabbin' boobies, and JIZZ IN ASUNA PANTS online.
Art: Asuna is so sexy. I think I.. I- ...JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Sound: LiSA!!! I love h- JIZZ IN MY PANTS the ending song sucks. They should put ''Never Gonna Give You Up'' RickRoll instead.
Character: ''Your grandma, tell her The Black Swordsman has CUM!'' - Kirito.
Enjoyment: What? Of course I enjoy it, I absolutely enjoy Asuna's boobies... and DAT ASS!
Like I said, just needs RickRoll. *dances*
In my opinion to write an anime review before the anime itself finished airing... it's kinda... how should I put it...hmm arrogant? Yeah it's definitely arrogant.
''Why in the hell are you even make this review you*bleep* D: (MAL users are scary sometimes)
Why you ask? It's simple really... that's because I CAN!!! Bitches!! nah jokin' needs to laugh now and then wouldn't you agree? All right... serious answer that's because I am John Titor... yeah I know I'm awesome that's enough of that you flatter me too much ladies.
FailAtlife is my code name.
Back then I made a very big mistake. I gave SAO a 1... a very big mistake of my life. As you already know I am John Titor and I've come from the future so your arguments are pretty much invalid. In my time SAO is tHE BEST ANIME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 wHOEVER say otherwise are stuppid peeps!!!!!1@#~... I'm really sorry for that... you see... everytime I ...no all people in the future mentioned SAO they all went full retard.
In the future VRMMORPG is not impossible, hell I even have my own NerveGear you jelly?
''What is the best anime?''
''Why? I personally think SAO is the worst anime ever''
Think carefully... do you seriously believe that there are the worst anime?
That's just your hallucination. You're not having a good time while watching the anime...Your mind is not focus to watch the anime, you're being distracted by other things. In this case... let's just say... ''Hype'' The only reason you're watching the anime is because people are talking about it... because of the hype. And then you thought to yourself ''This anime better worth my time'' when you found out the anime is not to your liking, you easily say it's the worst anime ever.
See, it's just your hallucination.
Anime is meant to be entertaining, if you're an anime fan you should know by now that anime is entertaining. You get my point.
Now then Let me review SAO
SAO is an anime about VRMMORPG.First thought? .hack rip off. It's not original. It's not. But let's just be honest here...an anime with MMORPG theme is interesting. Kirito is the main character in this show. In real life Kirito is just a gamer. He playing games all the time. He doesnt have responsibility yet because he's just a16 year old boy. His favorite game is SAO (Sword Art Online) a VRMMORPG. In SAO you pretty much can do almost anything. Kirito can kill a boss like a boss, eating sandwich, even getting married.
But this game turns out to be a nightmare when all the players can't Log Out. They are all being trapped in the game. The worst part is when a strange man suddenly appear and he say the only way for players to log out is to beat the game not only that if players happen to die in the game they are also die in real life.
Kirito's struggling with all his might just to stay alive. I gotta say Kirito's appearance, his personality, his stats, his knowledge and his combat wisdom not to mention he's also a caring person makes him easily everybody's favorite.
Meet Asuna. The female protagonist in this anime. Asuna is just like Kirito... the best at everything. She can cook too (go back to the kitchen and make me a sammich!). In short she's a perfect wife.
The art and the animation is actually pretty good. ''Crossing Field'' by LiSA is used as the opening. Well, do I have to say more about LiSA?
I enjoy watching this anime almost as much as having sex.
Sword Art Online II
yo 'sup mane! this time I'm gonna review sao II
all right! let's get down to business, shall we?
I just got back from the prison
cuz i fapped too much to a loli
I heard SAO got a second season
and I was like ''HOLY MOLY!!''
they say it happens a lot in prison
er...y'know what I'm talkin' about... anal rape
there's a new girl in sao, her name is Sinon
god damn! she's a tsundere! I hope she gets raped
my anus is swollen and it hurts really bad
I need to go see a doctor cuz I can't take a shit
to be honest I think the first season of SAO is really bad
a lot of people think SAO is the best anime it's the shit
it's no use it still hurts cuz the doctor is the same
the prisoners and the doctor, anal sex is all they think about
after the SAO incident our protagonist is still playing the game
there's a hot nurse to take care of him and thus the haters still flout
back in prison there's a guard and I was trying to steal his gun
and of course I got beat up cuz I got no luck
the main villain in sao 2 look badass his name is Desu Gan
in the latest episode he's about to rape Sinon and I was like what the fuck
damn that guard! he can burn in hell for all I care
I won't give up! I'll try my best to escape
this new game using guns but Kirito is using a lightsaber
Kirito's avatar is male but I don't believe that cuz of his/her body shape
but I can't think of an idea to escape and in the end..my poor anus...
so kids stay safe! Life in prison is horrible
Kirito's avatar is male omg he look like a girl oh the gayness
but you know... I can't help but fap to Kirito, he/she is so adorable
like I said I just got back from the prison you wanna know why I'm in prison
well I fapped too much to a loli because of that I rape a little girl... oh boy
in my opinion SAO second season is not as bad as first season
and for you who still think Kirito is a girl... wake up! he's a boy
Seikon no Qwaser
This anime reminds me of a classic romance called ''4 Brothers & 4 Sisters''.
Hold on geeks, I know what you think but sorry this is not Incest.
Begins the story of four brothers who had entered puberty.
They all have unique names and unusual hobbies.
Dicky brother No.1, he loves digging a hole.
Incesta brother No.2, he loves blood relatives.
Cummer brother No. 3, he loves shooting.
Kamasutra brother No.4, he loves reading books.
All is one and one is all.
Under the blue sky, four sisters lying on the grass.
They all have unique names and unusual hobbies.
Cunty sister No. 1, she loves bananas.
Unprotecta sister No. 2, she loves get herself in a danger situation.
Nipplas sister No. 3, she loves drinking juicy juice.
Threesomy sister No. 4, she loves get herself lost in a crowd.
All is one and one is all.
Make sure there's no one around you while watching this anime.
From the moment I heard the new Xbox (Xbox 360) was released, I jizz in my pants. In 2007 I was able to get my hands on that console, with my own money of course. Gears of War was the first game I've played and as expected it's awesome! But that game is not the reason why I choose Xbox 360 over Wii. The real reason is because I want to play JRPG games. Blue Dragon was awesome, Lost Odyssey the best ever! I can go on and on but let's review this series. Oh boy this review gonna rocks and you might want to put your pants on or else you won't be able to jizz properly.
BTOOOM! NO! Say it again... BTOOOM! No no! just no! Say it with passion BTOOOM!!! BITCHES!!! Now that's more like it.
''Throwing shit at each other, win the game, go to the club, fuck a bitch, and eat some cereal''
BTOOOM! in a nutshell my boy.
Story: DXBOX 720 is more popular in JAPAN and BTOOOM! was the most awesome game.DXBOX 720 and BTOOOM! supposedly Xbox 360 and Gears of War in real life. There was a player who love playing games more than anything else. He spent most of his time playing games. No care in the world, just a console game, a nice couch, a box of tissues in case wanna fap and yelling at his mother if she continues interrupting. Like they said... Never hurt your parents' feelings or else you'll get punished.
Art: Art and animation were done by Madhouse. Similar to Death Note. There's a time I mistook Ryouta for Light Yagami. This anime is gore. Blood is everywhere. Explosion and shit and sexy bitch. Bravo Madhouse! Himiko's boobs were jigglin' bouncy soft oppai my favorite not to mention dat ass.
Sound: Can't enjoy shit. The singer is gender confused.
Ryouta: A gamer.
Himiko: Oppai foreign
Fat-sweaty ass rapist: He reminds me of myself lol back then when I'm in a miserable state I always want to fuck a foreign girl. Pandering shit as the result fapping. I liek Himiko her oppai wa okii desu.
Enjoyment: What can I say? I enjoyed it a lot Hell, I even cancelled a date with my girlfriend just because the newest episode of BTOOOM! is already out. Good girl she didn't cry how can she? My girlfriend is a body pillow ;w; but I love her mai waifu ^o^
Another anime for you to own
It's name is Guilty Crown
Action, Drama, Sci-Fi, Super Power shit
Dude this anime seems legit
Meet our protagonist named Ouma Shu
His name sounds like ''Oh My Shoe!''
Emo, whiny, that's all he's got
makes me want to punch him in the gut
Here comes our female protagonist
Her name is Inori Yuzuriha aka Egoist
Goddamn she's so hot and sexy
makes me feel kinda horny
She doesn't talk too much just singin'
Good coz that means she's not bitchin'
Ladies and Gentlemen, Dan Eagleman
Dude's American, damn he's so cool man
OPs and EDs are done by Supercell
God damn! They're awesome as hell
Holy shit this anime is so bad
makes me feel kinda mad
There's a loli whoops sorry she's not a loli, her face is so pretty
She's got a special ability, she's being bullied coz everyone gets jelly
Her mother left her what a coward
I don't want her to get hurt
How can a mother be so irresponsible?
I want to slap her mother! Is that even possible?
Her father is not even worth 1 buck
I hope he get hit by a truck
''Family'' What is ''family''?
''Daddy... mommy... where are you?''
She despise her ability to read minds, it's painful
I'm surprised she can read minds, that ability actually can be helpful
But she's just a little kid, don't know what is wrong and what is right
Can you blame her? Don't worry girl it's going to be all right
''I don't want to be alone''
The girl is suffering every night she's crying
How can this world be so cruel? She don't deserve this
''Love'' What is ''love''?
''Am I good enough to be loved?''
Even though he's a pervert he's good at heart
Let's just hope being a pervert is not the only thing he good at
Screw that! He's perverted to the core
What a bore
''Please... don't hurt me anymore''
The real bitch! That's what you are! You hurting her, you bullying her boyfriend
''I forgive you and I hope we can be good friends''
C - R - Y
She just like an angel
Hate breeds more hate
As time goes by the girl live a normal life
As I'm done with this review, I look into the sun
The girl's name... is Kotoura-san
Kis x Sis
Ah where should I start? Let's see... aha! fap...fap.....fap.........ugh... here comes the cavalry... (hurr hurr derp) haaaaaa~ that felt great!!! ehem!!! Damn!!! My tissue box is empty.
All right, let's start the review.
Kiss x Sis.
''mmm... Does the title means kissing my sister? Oh no!!! It's INCEST!!! GROSS!!!''
Hey chill the fuck out. I kiss my own sister when we were kids and if it comes down to incest, it's kind of exciting, don't you think? I mean just imagine you fall in love with your sister, your sister deeply in love with you and say something like ''Onii-chan anata no koto hontou ni aishiteru, sore dake dayo''(well, I don't even know what that means lol XD ) and have sex with her. Hmmm just imagine the tension, the forbidden love ohh...
Incest is gross and that's just about it.
Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo
Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo
What do you think of the title?
''Sakurasou'' Sakura means cherry blossoms
''no Pet'' means I have no pets
''na Kanojo'' means wtf no girlfriend
So the title means ''In the spring I have no girlfriend''
See? It's another anime for pandering otaku...yeah... NO
Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo
I'm no weeaboo J.C Staff please... your effort to make me a fuckin' weeaboo is wasted
SWEET DOG SHIT Did I mention J.C Staff? J.C fuckin' Staff?!!!!!!!!!! fuckshit
Highschool? more highschool, BABES? more boobies but kinda flat but meh fap fap fap, TSUNDERE? you bet my good anus on it, LOLI? goddamn no loli that rich oh wait... there's one lol can't spell loli without lol, ROMANCE? I have no gf but I'm watchin' this with mai waifu not alone anymore.
J.C Staff did I fuckin' mention it? loli tsundere nice try but like I said I already have a waifu her name is Azusa Nakano again... your effort is wasted.
I'm surprised there is still no anime about ''A LOLI TSUNDERE BECOME A DICK-EATING ZOMBIE BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND HAVE A small PENIS IN HIGHSCHOOL''
Highschool? no fuckin' shit WHY???????!!!!!!!!!
I prefer my loli not too old therefore elementary school.
DO NOT DROP THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!! Like hell THIS IS HIGHSCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!
A place where you can fap to your HOT teacher right in front of her without being noticed.
TORADORA! Yep it's similar to the MASTER-LOLITSUNDERE-PIECE
Toradora! is about TAIGA I'm no weeaboo Tiger and DORAGON noweeaboo Dragon frankly speaking it's about intercross animal sex.
If you're dense it's NOT similar. Sakurasou is a dormitory for problem CHILDREN YES LOLIS lolololololol...no. Sorata is a student who live in a dormitory for problem CHILDREN. One day Mashiro Shiina is crazy for his uncut-dick... fuck dis shit just read the synopsis.
ART AND ANIMATION
WELL DONE J.C Staff! I can see your effort clearly on makin' a masterpiece of a fap material called Shiina.
The weather is so HOT my fan is broken i need fanservice.
Shiina is so HAWT! more FANSERVICE!!!
You see what I did there?
OP is good the second one UBER good.
ED is forgettable the second one LOVE!
Sorata: I still don't understand WHY is he with Shiina fuckin' WHY!!!!!!!
Shiina: Potential-waifu. One problem DAT FACE! EMOtionless girl no! When I show you a fuckin rhino dick you should make a jizzinmypants face!! not a poker face!
Aoyama: TSUNDERE! disagree? suck ma cock mothafucka!! dat scene on the rain ''Crawlin' in my skin I try so HARD but in the end...'' fuck linkin park, fuck me, fuck you, fuck all of us...holy dogshit most importantly FUCK AOYAMA!
Jin: Bro! He want to keep Misaki pure his waifu a very dedicated husbando he fuck another girl and beat the hell out of everyone who try hittin' on Misaki so that Misaki his waifu keep her purity mah brah
Misaki: Jin's waifu
Ryuunosuke: I fap to him/her.
Enjoyment: It's enjoyable at some point. You see the point? Shiina's panties.
A very GOOD anime from J.C Staff fap-worthy LOVED IT!!!
Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai
Boku wa Tomo- wait!!
My ears COME WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAME FROM MAH EARS WHY????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no it's not because ENGLISH DUB i'm no weeaboo
The title kinda reminds me of something UNBELIEVABLE MASTERPIECE that come to existence and crawling make it's way to mai pantsu.
Let's say it again...
Boku-goddamnit hahaha now I remember...DON'T WATCH ANIME CALLED BOKU!!!
Shotacon, lolicon, siscon, brocon, pedocon, stand alone complex, bleachkon, AzusaK-ON! REALLY TURNS ME ON!
Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai
sounds like pain in the ass.
How the hell is that English??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The title means ''I Don't Have Many Friends''
Looking at the picture...LIE!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Including the cake. That dude... what's the name again? Ah... yes... Kodaka-kun... he has a lot of friends in that picture!! Son of a whore!!! 2 bitches with long hair... the black one and the blonde one... Yozora and Sena... a... a... a... SCIENTIST??! Y U NO KURISU!! A.. a.. a.. NUN??! NO!! A LOLI??!!! YES!!!!!!!! TWO OF 'EM,??! FUCKIN' YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A loli dressed like a nun??! THIS IS THE GREATEST SIN!!!!! A loli all gothic??! GOTHIC LOLITA!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WHY I LOVE LOLIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jizz in Asuna's panties.
Bucket of bulljizz.
Genre? Comedy, Echhi, Romance, School , Harem,...seinen...
Bravo!!! This is my favorite genre!! Lolis are indeed targeted on ADULT males. Highschool? This is becoming cliche really. I already graduated highschool and let me tell ya... highschool in anime and highschool in real life are not the same. Do you seriously believe tsundere lolis exist in the real world? It pains me to say it but tsundere lolis they are no-... EXIST!! Yeah that's right!!! Lolis are exist!!! I believe in Fairy Tail and I also believe in anime!
You don't have friends? Get yourself ready for a hell of a ride! This anime will make your dream come true. Think of it as imaginary friends. Making friends online is also can be describe as imaginary friends. Skype? That shit is deceiving you. In reality you're just sitting in front of your computer. You are ''NOT'' alone.
This anime was made in 2011
Remember I mentioned something about not having friends? Forever alone. Might as well go on an adventure while you're at it rape every bitch that you find.
Kodaka-kun don't have ball- I mean friends. He sick of it. WHY!!! You suck that's why you don't have friends. It's because you seriously sucks donkeyballs. Apparently that's not the case. He being despised by his classmates WHY!!! You ask? Simple really... it's because he's a foreign dude not exactly but whatever. Blonde hair. So if your hair is blonde forget it your dream to live in JAPAN is turned into dogshit and being thrown to your pathetic face.
The Neighbours Club was formed. So you think a club can make a difference? Something like Host Club will definitely make you popular among old ladies but that doesn't make them your friends...more like customers. But really...The Neighbours Club specifically designed for these losers. YOU! YES YOU!! You can also join this club and wear a hat with ''TARD'' written on it.
This.............................what! You'll love 'em! Look! A loli!
Kodaka-kun: Kodaka-kun is lonely he's a good dude... he can cook... fuckdinosaurshit... HE.CAN.COOK. Ladies come now your panties need to be washed.
Yozora: She and a whip......... she and a whip...imagination gone wild.....FAKKU!! Please make it happen!! Pretty please!!! Likeable or not likeable. I'll leave that to you.
Sena: Well, I'll be COMPLETELY honest... BOOBS!!! boing-boing mooooOOOOooo
Maria loli-nun: OMG! OMG!! OH MY KIRITO-KUN I JIZZ IN MY PANTS! Words can't do shit.
Kobato gothic-lolita: icame .jpg
Rika: Sister of perverted dirty thoughts. She's making her friends into fap material now I can see why they call you a SCIENTIST.
Yukimura: I fap to him/her
Pegasus: Saint Seiya shounen ha minna, saint seiya ashi tano yuusha oh yeah, saint seiya pegasus noyouni, saint seiya imakoso habatake.
ART AND ANIMATION
The character design is pretty good. Maria-sama and Kobato-chan are well drawn. I can't ask for more. This is simply the best artstyle. The animation just like any other show nowadays...nothing special.
No complaints here. Maria-sama often cursing lol Kobato-chan ano onii-chan...GODDAMNIT I DEMAND REPEAT! onii-chan, onii-chan, onii-chan. I came from my nose.
I don't always rape lolis but when I do... They want more. Wait! It's not rape if they enjoy it screw that shit I still call it rape because it sounded like anus being rape by an elephant dick.
At last everyone but lolis is just shit that hanging in lion's anus. Keep hanging in there you might find your way to go back to your pathetic no-meaning life and rotten like apple pie filled with shit of an old lady or you can fall and try seeking a new way of more pathetic-crabshit life but what does it matter? You're still shit in the end.
WHY!!!!!! I don't have friends. I don't have a girlfriend. I'm an anti-social I'm awkward around people, my only friend is on the internet... oh no I'm being emo but I'm too coward to cut my wrist. Let me help ya kid!
While watching this I often wondering or being distracted, This show can be so boring at times. 6 would be good enough for this show but there's Sena's boobies a strong and HARD penis with tattoo of 7 a scientist who make fap material can't be missed this show is awesome a poop-like number 8 at last LOLIS!!!!!!!!!YES LOLIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10 METAL PENIS SOLID!!!
Oh my, K-On. WARNING: If you hate K-On, I suggest you to read my review and I hope this review will be helpful to ya.
MOE.(If you don't know the meaning of MOE, Google it) It's a culture that must be conserved.
K-On is a show that managed to interpreting the word MOE very well done
K-On is an anime with Slice of Life genre and very good at that.It may very well be that while we're watching K-On, we're also witnessing a birth,the birth of the next stage of Anime MOE evolution. This show is about 4 girls (Actually there's 5 girls, the last one will be introduced later in the show) who done nothing but playing music and eating cake. That's the point of Slice of Life anime, to make the audience comfortable and relax.
Yui Hirasawa is a carefree girl consider to be an airhead who wants to join the Light Music Club. But she can't play any instrument. Ohhhhh... poor Yui ;w;
Art & Animation: 10
OMG! Their faces are so cute, so MOE, I hope I can find a girlfriend as cute as Azusa ^__^
K-On is an anime about music, of course they provide us with good music.
Every character have their own unique personalities.
I can die in peace.
This anime is a truly masterpiece dedicated to all of you awesome people, just enjoy it, anime meant to be entertaining, if you don't enjoy it, don't watch it and DO NOT TALK BAD ABOUT IT. Oh almost forgot MOE stands for Masturbate Over E-wife. You're welcome.
Aight this time I'm gonna review this anime but before that let me sing a song to make you feel relax. Fanservice by yours truly.
It's called ''Boobs'' 1..2..1..2..3...GO!!
Everytime I touch it, it feels good
You wanna know what is it? It's boob
Bouncy, bouncy, booby, booby
Round booby, soft booby, oh... yeah baby!!
Yo! What are those? Those are boobs
I wanna touch them la la lla poke whoops
Why u slap me girly? I just touch dem boobs
'girl shout' HENTAI NO BAKAAAAA!!!
Thank you! Thank you!
The title is ''Highschool DxD'' this title makes me confused. There's no doubt this anime IS about boobs... but WHAT THE HELL is ''DxD''? It has nothing to do with boobs AT ALL. If it's BxB I can understand that...wtf is DxD? I'm guessing... Dickx Dick? It's about boobs NOT dick lol my bad... You really wanna know? Fine then, I'll do my best... right after I finished watchin' the last episode of this anime I got mixed feelings... it's normal really... considering the title means ''In Highschool I'm maD and I lol'D'' haik...haik...yoshh..okay I'll elaborate.
This is how you express the feelin' of disappointment:
For example ''Nuu...your not allowed to touch my boobs Dx''
And this is how you express the feelin' of happiness:
For example '' Durr durr Immah touchin' yer boobs hurr xD''
Got it? That's enough of that. Let's get down to business, shall we?
Highschool DxD is another fanservice anime. It's full of BOOBS and PANTYSHOTS you bet! It seems to me that JAPANESE otaku can't get enough of this shit really. Well, what can I say? I too feel the same way. Fap is what ''we'' do, only by fappin' we can get the pleasure of havin' sex with fictional character. Fap is our religion, to the God of Fap we prayed, and to all sexy anime girls we fapped, by our power combined FAP stands for ''Fully Awake Penis'' fuck yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhh...
Highschool DxD the genre ''Comedy, Ecchi, School, Harem, and Romance''
There's a lot of anime that similar to Highschool DxD these days. More fap material? More fap material. And they still using a generic character as main character...but why?? We have seen more than enough of this shit... what we need is a badass motherfucker as main character tsk tsk tsk... you missin' the point there my friend. The point of havin' a generic character as main character is to make us the viewers feel somehow a litle bit better than dat loser of a main character.
The Story and the characters. You do not mess with these two aspects or else you get shit. But in a fanservice anime who needs a good story and great characters? All that matters is boobs!...and pantyshots!...and ehm... loli.
Issei Hyodo is your average perverted high school student whose one wish in life is to have his own harem, but he's got to be one of the unluckiest guys around. He goes on his first date with a girl only to get brutally attacked and killed when it turns out the girl is really a vicious fallen angel. To top it all off, he's later reincarnated as a devil by his gorgeous senpai who tells him that she is also a devil and now his master! One thing's for sure, his peaceful days are over. In a battle between devils and angels, who will win? Copy and paste my friend...copy and paste. I'm sorry, I'm too lazy then again like I said who needs a goo-no a story in a fanservice anime. That said, The Story in this anime is not worth fingerin'
ART AND ANIMATION
Just like the other fanservice anime. Nothing special. Dem bitches are cute and sexy of course but the main character is...sigh...so...generic... I already feel badass than him but who cares about him? Boobs are well-drawn... OPPAI!!!! boing-boing.
But really, it's not bad at all, it's just mediocre.
Rias: Age: 17
Height: 172 cm (5'8")
That is all you need to know about her...oh wait... I forgot to mention that she is a devil A DEVIL?!! SUCCUBUS?!! damn right! That's why she had giant boobs.
Asia: a low-class devil LOW?? you mean short?? yes lolis lololololololololololol no! She is a holy maiden and lacks common sense, you can do whatever you want with her... if you know what I mean sir.
Akeno: Age: 17
One of the ''Two BIG onee-sama''.
Oh boy... oh boy... The OP is okay I guess BUT the ED is bomb! The pole dancin' is HNGHHGHGGHGGHH... must not fap...oh wait you're free to fap to this since it's a fanservice anime :)
You really need to ask? I enjoyed it a fuckin' lot. I need to change my underwear everytime I watch this shit. Really awesome.
Very fap-worthy if you ask me ;)
This is simply one of the best fanservice anime out there. Rias is officially a sex bomb. THE DEVIL!
KyoAni does it again folks. Tamako Market is the newest MOE anime.
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Tamako Market ladies and gentlemen, is yet another MOE anime specifically designed for moefags and by moefags I'll tell you later, for now let's just focus on this anime. So now, there is no need to beat around the bush... really MOE? Daisuki...
Feelin' stupid right now no seriously though do not mention it I'm not one of those.
Anime from KyoAni? Key? Cunt me in! 10/10 would cry again again and again repeat the same shit these tears pass on to the next generation because it's cry-worthy the forced drama is really makes me want to gouge my eyes out.
hmm... what's this all about again?
KyoAni and MOE anime.
K-ON! It had been a year since I last fapped to this MASTERPIECE. I'll quote myself '' the birth of the next stage Anime MOE evolution'' in another word ''Mother'' K-ON is a mommy of all MOE anime and now it gave birth to a child. Congratulations! It's name is Tamako Market.
Woo hoo more waifu. U jelly?
The story is...
ART AND ANIMATION
Fantastic, Just what you'd expect from KyoAni. The shoujo are so cute.
Nothin' like MOE to make you feel like you're in god's heaven. You probably thought I forgot about something.
I don't really want to fingerin' this one.
If you're thinkin' MOE anime has no good story then you're sadly mistaken man I wish I can say that. Slice of borin' life. Do not expect anything. Simply think of cute girls are gonna fuck you left and right, blowjob here and there. Here goes... it's about a girl named Tamako a highschool student and a daughter of a mochi maker who conducts his business from home- do me a favour just read the synopsis. Now then, I'd like to get back to the business at hand. Mochi ... what is a mochi? Mochi is a Japanese rice cake. Try it it's good... kimochi... KIMOCHI JA NAI MOCHIYUCKY Dera Mochimazzi ladies and gentlemen is a bird that fucked Tamako's life up.
ART AND ANIMATION
The artstyle... seems like K-ON! You've guessed right! Here's a cookie.
Enter the world of MOE. I guess you could say it's KyoAni's penis. Yukiko Horiguchi who the hell is this bitch??? Watch your tounge young man she's a goddess of MOE by her skilled hand MOE is born to this god-forsaken world of idiots.
Tamako: a first-year in high school whose family runs a mochi shop in their town's shopping district called Tama-ya. She enjoys her high school life and the baton club with her friends Kanna and Midori. She helps her family run the shop and invent new kinds of mochi. You've realized I copy and paste that shit.
Tamako: A happy go-lucky girl, your typical moeblob queen, I love her. MOE harlem shake woo hoo hoo.
Dera Mochimazzi: A bird... a talking bird... a parrot... a perfect turkey for thanksgiving.
The OP is good very nice it fits the theme of this anime.
The ED... mawaru... mawaru mawaru penguindrum.
It's nice to see more MOE anime as usual KyoAni thanks for this AWESOME MOE anime I'm delighted. Remember I mentioned about moefags? Yes I'm one of those lol
If you want a simple anime just to pass the time, this is the right choice.
Ranma-chan!<3 HOT DAMN! WHAT A BABE!
Texhnolyze - Guardian Angel
Black Lagoon - Red Fraction -IO drive mix-
GTO - Driver's High
Cowboy Bebop - Tank!
Kaiba - Never
Slam Dunk - Kimi ga suki da to sakebitai
Elfen Lied - Lilium
Ghost in the Shell Arise - GHOST IN THE SHELL ARISE
Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex - Inner Universe
Phantom Requiem for the Phantom - Karma
Serial Experiments Lain - Duvet
Fullmetal Alchemist - READY STEADY GO
RIN Daughters of Mnemosyne - Alsatia
RAINBOW Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin - We're Not Alone
RAINBOW Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin - A FAR-OFF DISTANCE
Final Fantasy VII Advent Children - CALLING
Paprika - ~Byakkoya no Musume~
Monster - For the Love of Life
Rurouni Kenshin - The Fourth Avenue Cafe
Redline - REDLINE DAY
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - ROUNDABOUT
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Walk Like an Egyptian
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Last Train Home
RIN Daughters of Mnemosyne - Cause Disarray
Ergo Proxy - Paranoid Android
InuYasha - Fukai Mori
Claymore - Danzai no Hana
Highlander: Vengeance - The Sacrament
Berserk - Earth
Berserk - Murder
Berserk Golden Age Arc I: The Egg of the King - Pour L'Eternite
Berserk Golden Age Arc I: The Egg of the King - Blood and Guts
RAINBOW Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin - Main Theme
RAINBOW Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin - Mario's Dream
RAINBOW Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin - Winner Take All
Jin Roh - Grace Omega
Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex - Torukia
Cowboy Bebop - Piano Black
Death Note - Death Note Theme
BLEACH - Clavar la Espada
Redline - Yellow Line
Casshern Sins - Luna
NieR - Shadowlord
NieR - Shadowlord Music Box
NieR - Ashes of Dreams
NieR - Emil Sacrifice
NieR - Kaine Salvation
NieR - Song of the Ancients Devola
NieR - The Dark Colossus Destroys All
Suikoden II - Opening
Suikoden II - Reminiscence
Suikoden II - Beautiful Morning
Suikoden II - Carried on Rippling Waves
Suikoden II - Gothic Neclord
Breath of Fire IV - Opening
Persona 3 - Memories of the City
Berserk Millennium Falcon - Sign
Berserk Millennium Falcon - Sign II
Dragon Quest VIII - Travelling with Wagon
Only those who have GOOD TASTE can appreciate MASTERPIECE.
no harem dogshit
no whinybitch-emo-punchworthy-shitty main characters
no tsundere, yandere, shitdere
no massive boobs
no wierd fetishes
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