I’m music without limelight
A guitarist without stages
I’m a Hells Angel without the Harley Davidson
You’re a golden state warrior
Without Antawn Jamison
I’m your last laugh without a punch line
I’m a fistfight in your high school halls at lunchtime
I’m dangerous like car wrecks without the drunk driver
I’m that island that traps you and votes you off like survivor
I’m MacGyver without a red switchblade
I’m man made
I’m graffiti on the walls without the aerosol spray
I’m a 30-second delay without the time limit
I’m a shark-infested ocean, I dare you to dive in it
I’m that gold chain ready to be snatched from your neck
I’m that AIDS virus when you don’t practice safe sex
I’m that hole in your latex that made your whole world crash
I’m your last bit of oxygen
I’m Waco Texas
I’m a 13-year-old kid stealing your Lexus
I’m a trilogy without the second and third sequels
I’m a crash test dummy without the smashed up vehicle
I’m everything you dream of
I’m life without death
I’m a respirator holding on to your last breath
I’m Bill Gates’ Microsoft without Silicon Valley
I’m a natural born killer without Mickey or Mallory
You’re a chair being thrown around at a Bobby Knight practice
I’m a cross between rival gangs and celebrity death matches
I attack this like pythons, I’m a living icon
You wanna see the apocalypse, then turn my mic on
I fight for this like it' s a violent game
I' m in between Grand Theft Auto and Max Pain
I' m the magic in the hands of David Blain
I spit so much blood I leave this microphone stained
I' m on camera spinning spider webs of hatred
Move out the way when I' m passing through
I got heads to the front and back of you
I got the world in my hands and you can have it too
I got two middle fingers and their pointing at you
We have a couple of new polls up now which we have the Character and Team of the Month for February 2012 which you can vote for by visiting the following links.
To get this club up and more active again we are looking for members who are interested in helping us with different tasks in the club. If you have lots of spare time, are on MAL almost every day and interested in joining one of the staff openings please feel free to PM one of the admins on which tasks you’re interested in. Here’s some of the staff openings that are available now:
Newsletter Team – This is the area we need the most help. Job of being on the newsletter team is to send letters out to the members of the fan club. Were looking for at least 15 members or more to help us out with this task since sending letters to nearly 5000 members takes a long time for only one person alone.
Member Card Makers - If you have some graphic experience, we need your help with making Member ID Cards and sending them out to members that request for one.
Club Recruiters – Looking for a least a couple of members who are interested to help inviting members to the club that are interested in the Naruto series.
Again please PM one the admins if you are interested in one of the positions above or if you have any questions.
We just started a twitter account for the Naruto Club to send out news and updates as it comes along. If you have twitter you can follow us by visting the following link:
Concerning your claim in the Worship an Anime Character club:
You have not met the sufficient number of forum posts to make a claim. I know you are only four posts off from meeting the minimum requirements, but rules are rules.
