Attention all protagonists.
Please do not rape the maids.
They are perfectly capable of raping each other.
Thank you.
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(Last updated 2/7/2012)
I got tired of seeing the Jun-mage, so... Have some maids. And uh... Words about things I'm working on.
(Objects in each category are ordered by priority)
Animu:
Hidan no Aria
Gintama
Visual Novels:
Muv-Luv Alternative
Games:
Melty Blood: Actress Again Current Code
Other:
Defending my forum from demon cats.
Job hunting to keep internet on the table.
Not updating my profile.
Recently Finished:
Shining Force (And it only took me, what, fifteen years?)
Conquered a serious cold (Serious enough that it's worth mention in a list of accomplishments)
Gintama Season One (Awesome show is awesome)
Corpse Party (Fan-fucking-tastic PSP-VN with literally no good endings)
Kamidori Alchemy Meister (Second run, Emiritta route. Two more to go)
Kore wa Zombie desu ka? (Full of the manliest shimapanchira ever)
Holdover (An old puzzle-ish metroidvania that wasn't as difficult as it's author thought it was)
Shinryaku! Ikamusume (Plotless anime ja nai ka?)
Muv-Luv Unlimited (All endings. Identical endings are identical)
The Old Autobiography:
Ferios' life was all about helping people. He was born with an afro and a full beard in February of 1832. In the spring of 1832, he uttered his first word. 'Llama.' His second and third words were 'tsundere' and 'floccinaucinihilipilification' respectively. Later that year, as his vocal skills increased, he began to quote actors he saw on TV as well as president John Calvin Coolidge.
Ferios grew up quickly, since he'd been born without any parents, and worked as a meteorologist for a local news station. When he got older, his mother sent him to law school. After he spent a few years there, they kicked him out and he went back to his hometown, Largeville, which is supposedly somewhere in Turkey.
In 1861, Ferios accidentally started the American Civil War when he told a racist joke he'd heard from his friend, Jason, in the middle of Los Angeles. He immediately joined the army in attempt to make up for his misdeed, and was promoted to General his second day. While serving as Corporal, he invented the cotton gin and the electric toaster. He is best known during this time period for when he went to battle against a throng of angry hot dog salesman armed only with various condiments and his bloated appetite. This is now known as Mustard's Last Stand.
Ferios left the army in 1813 and decided to pursue his dream: to one day wear a pair of pants. It took him several years to accomplish, but in the summer of 1903, he finally did just that.
"I just put them on one leg at a time," Ferios announced to his neighbor, Dave Thomas, after the event. "It was hard at first, especially when that midget tried to get back out. But I managed to call for help and, aided by my wife, the Beardless Woman, I shoved him back into the pocket. After that, it was no hassle just to put the damn things on and be done with the whole ordeal. I never thought it'd be so easy. I think I'll go for briefs next!" Unfortunately, the midget in his tighty-whities wasn't as forgiving.
Ferios died in 18.. 95 in a tragic hoola hoop accident. Several days before the event, Ferios had been seen fawning over his 'waifu', an asian girl(?) by the name of Wun Jatarase, right under the smooth chin of his then-girlfriend, the Beardless Schoolgirl. Ferios reportedly ran through the neighborhood park the next day screaming about how he wasn't homosexual. After this, ignoring the local authorities that were trying to arrest him for public indecency, he jumped off of the roof of a nine-story stack of books.
But he got better.
The next day, as Ferios was finally leaving his bedroom closet, a well-aimed hoola hoop crashed through the window and struck him. Ferios took two points of damage and died instantly. The hoola hooper, formerly employed by Ferios as an 'underpants charmer', was a little person who now goes by Gary Coleman. Despite his open hatred toward Ferios due to his short... Employment term, Coleman was tried for involuntary manslaughter. He was acquitted after saying his catchphrase to the judge, who then experienced several consecutive strokes of varying degrees and had to be rushed to a nearby hospital.
Ferios still lives a happy life in... Bigville, with his adopted African children and beardless wife to this day. He can be reached at several email addresses, none of which he desires to be placed in the easily bot-copied text block of a public profile.
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As always, my visual novel list can be seen here:
And now for a massive tower small hotel of banners.
Not that I want to take all credit for myself and maybe Aza did think about the very same idea as me but yesterday I was the one (ME MUAHAHA~!) who mentioned creating our own club for our disscussions, bah, I already joined one that tyger created so yeah, it'd probably be the best choice for us if we're still wanting to talk with each other and not only on Skype (yeah, I was really in for that new club since I'm not so often on Skype ;p).
Oh, so I should talk with Aza about that translation stuff. Thanks anyway \o.
Hey, you knnow what? That's actually pretty good idea, that one with Skype I mean. I don't really like instant messangers but when you put it like that I might even start using Skype more often especially for you guys. So, you have my vote in that one Feri and I'd be happy if other said the same thing coz it'd be plain sad if we just stopped contacting with each other. As you've said VNPC was awesome and I'd like to keep people from Awesomeness Group in touch.
Or well... We can just set up another club just for us there. I don't really know if there is something like "closed club" which requires invitation to join it @MAL but even if not we would manage somehow. Well, that's my idea at least but I'd happy either with that or Skype (wstar16 is my nick there btw) .
By stuff members I mean people which are working with you on some TL project... Or am I mistaken and that was Aza who was in charge there? Anyway 9 characters you say? Somehow you cheered me up right now... But seriously, I'm asking because maybe if I'd see how much characters people who are TLing stuff know I might try TLing something myself. Well I still have to play that Hanahira in JP to see how far can I go.
I'm here to pay my final respects... err say goodbye.
VNPC has been one of the best communities (who am I kidding, the best) I've had the honor to be a a part of and it's quite difficult to see it falling apart but the process began too long ago to stop it and I guess now is the most convenient time to jump off the bandwagon since as you said, the club has been lacking that extra kick lately. Well, what's done is done. I'll keep lurking it for a bit to see how far it'll go. Not that hard to pull off since I don't even read the posts of half the commentators.
Anyway, just wanted to say goodbye for now and I'll catch you on Skype sometime in the future for the good measure. Also, this.
I got here just after reading your last (that's so scary right now, when it really was the "last") msg in VNPC just to express my sadness over your decision. On the other side I'll still have you talk to me in FCE so we won't totally break communication but still... It's just kinda sad and I couldn't keep quiet about it.
And I totally approve of you wanting to go more into translating stuff. I'd go there myself and I probably will do that after picking a little bit more of vocabulary and kanjis. Tbh, I'd be glad if you'd tell me how of kanji characters do your stuff members know right now. It might help me in measuring my own skill at the moment so I'd grateful for any answer \o/.
Am I still here? I'm always here, you shouldn't even have to ask. But seriously, OneMan went to comment on your profile for something like that? I'd have liked to see how much more time it'd take for you to realize (if ever, I've forgotten people sometimes too, which kinda sucks). And don't be too sorry, it's only been ~21% of a year.
Does the person in the first picture have an afro buttcrack? For the other pictures, I recognized Kingdom Hearts (die fangirls!), Vampire Knight and a fat Chen (fat people shouldn't cosplay. Death penalty on that). The thing you say about Touhou characters though, it's pretty sad. You shouldn't cosplay someone unless you know most of the information there is to know about the character. It's like cosplaying someone from a hentai because you saw a doujin picture of it somewhere, and that's definitely the wrong approach. As for your camera, who cares? I'm still pretty much the only one I know of nowadays who doesn't own a cell phone. Why? Because I don't need it. I've never even missed it since the time I had one (like 8 years ago, used it 5 times over a course of 2 years, where I discontinued my subscription). Look at the first and last page (4) on the comments made by me to see how much I like Alice, so seeing a cosplay of her was amazing, sadly I did not have a camera (okay, I've missed having a phone once in 8 years) so it's nowhere except in my mind.
Yeah, I'll do that website sometime when I have time, but given the pace right now, I only get less and less free time so it'd be rather hard. But let's see how it all turns out. I'll probably do something similar for the characters, but I'll take a look at every manga I've read and then see if I remember someone instead of just thinking without anything in front of me.
Oh, speaking of questioning your sanity, you told me two days ago that you were sending me $5000 because you love me. Don't tell me you forgot? I'm serious here, I'm not letting you act as if you've forgotten to break your promise. It hasn't been a quarter of a year yet, it's only 21% instead of 25%, so it's not as bad as you make it sound.
Semi-short comment is semi-short, but I'm sick and want to sleep now.
You know what? Read this sentence...
"Preferably faster than Ferios, which is now in its 3rd month and counting."
Well I don't care about that anyway but I just wanted to mention this : You shouldn't forget aza. I mean we are the "thumbs up anti something gang" (sorry for not remembering the stupid name) so I felt responsible for kicking your ass. AND NOW GO AND WRITE A REPLY!!!
I visited your profile curious to see what page are you administrating and hoping you put it in your profile and what I see? Yes, yes, it's there, in right place! But that's, obviously, not the reason why I decided to write here. I was just surprised to see that you webpage is PBF. I got even more curious when I saw full name of page and saw theme of your game. How envious I am to see that there are people who are playing FSN-related PBF. I tried to play one, while ago, but in my native language which is Polish but I got quickly dissappointed when it turned out that people who were administrating it didn't know too much about FSN. They only watched anime so it was unavoidable but it still was sad. I didn't even have a will to correct them about certain things and other things might be spoiler for them so I gave up about explaining and tried to play there. And this game lasted for about 3-4 weeks. Ofc, there aren't other Fate games in my language. Sad ;_;.
I thought about joining your game but I don't know about my language prohaxorskillz. And just now I realised that last posts in game were from 2010 year. That's a shame ;_;.
Also, I'm interested in pic you have in profile. The one with Jun as Prism Mage. From which game is it? I'd be thankful if you'd tell me that ^^.
Well, at least you answered. Also, sorry for the late reply myself but I left for a military camp just about 5 hours before you wrote that comment. I came home a couple of days a go but couldn't be bothered then really so you get the answer now instead.
Yeah, we're over 999 now, but it was still really great. And yeah, sure, it's fun to see an updated version of your harem. Myself I got loads of trouble since I read so much manga (which means that it's basically impossible to remember all the characters). I really should be more harsh with who gets on the list and who doesn't. I don't feel like I want to make a website for 500+ characters. 150-200 is enough when I find that many. Sadly many of them will be in black and white since they're manga characters. Or if I can find a good fanart with color I'll use that of course. And hell yeah, 64 hours in a day, I'll get so much done.
Really, from a vn? That's just awesome. When I went to a convention myself about one and a half month ago I saw someone cosplaying Alice from the Rance series (Alice's Mansion you know, kinda like a help character/Rance Mascot). That definitely surprised me but it was fun to see. I'd love to see some more vn cosplays, especially girls. If you do have some decent pictures, please let me see them :3
Sadly it's not going too well with the website (I haven't even begun) since I got a bit too much to do now. And that 'too much' may very well last about half a year longer before it's completed. But I may do something before that, we'll see about that.
