DalPuri's Profile


Anime Stats
Days: 77.9
Mean Score: 8.03
  • Total Entries211
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Cowboy Bebop
Cowboy Bebop
Nov 26, 2015 11:51 PM
Plan to Watch · Scored -
Oct 13, 2015 7:27 PM
Completed 1/1 · Scored -
Green Green
Green Green
Sep 25, 2015 7:24 PM
Re-watching 1/12 · Scored -
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Mean Score: 7.73
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Canis Series
Canis Series
Jan 7, 12:14 PM
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Mahou Sensei Negima!
Mahou Sensei Negima!
Jan 5, 10:42 PM
Dropped 5/355 · Scored -
Zetsuen no Tempest
Zetsuen no Tempest
Jan 3, 5:19 PM
Reading -/50 · Scored -


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-Crestfallen- Jan 6, 8:21 AM
Did I offend you?
-Crestfallen- Jan 4, 10:36 PM
Except that today is not that 'one day' neither are you that pretty young mademoiselle nor do I understand the logic behind getting offended. Do we get offended because we're called what we are or is it because we're called what we are not? either way makes negative sense.

We're all robots; merely unconscious of our actions. If we were conscious, we would know to what extent are we 'programmed'. Curiosity is a curse.
I'm not intelligent. I'm identified as intelligent. Do I get hurt? No. Matter of fact is, we'll get offended even if we're identified as who we are if what we are isn't universally acceptable. If I'm stupid and I'm called stupid, then I will still get offended because being 'stupid' isn't deemed good - it bases, of course, on no objective criteria but simply due to a mismatch it accounts for when put in context of our societies. So, yogurt is alone in its identification as a 'yogurt'; I'm pretty sure no one would want to be alone. So I put it under soup; one, to remove the discrimination it faces and two to help it feel that it 'belongs' somewhere.

There's no better or worse when there's no criteria for it in the first place.
-Crestfallen- Jan 3, 3:41 AM
If you're older than I, you're a ma'am.

Why are you asking me? Do I have a will? I just do whatever's been programmed for me already.
That's some high-level discrimination. Foodism. Yogurt has just as much right to be called a soup that soup has.

That's the only depth at which I accept subjectivity. We all are here to serve our own functions. Our ambitions are not what we decide, it's already decided. We just play out our own part deluded by the concept of 'free will'. I have only chosen the path that would benefit me less and others more. That is all.
-Crestfallen- Jan 1, 9:50 PM
Only humans are known to be schizophrenic, ma'am.

What do you mean by 'everything else'? Is there something else in the world besides literature and philosophy?
Look, what disqualifies yogurt from being called a soup? what is the definition of soup?

Pfft! hedonists. There's something I always say: If I had a thousand years to live, I'd fail 950 years and only taste the taste of victory in the last 50 years. I desire personal growth. For that, failure, and hence sorrow, is necessary.
-Crestfallen- Dec 31, 2015 10:35 PM
What cancer-infected, psychically messed up, schizophrenic brains were you consuming?
inb4 ''yours hu huhu im so funneh'. Checkmate.

I only have good taste. Are you telling me Rumi, Plato, Erich Fromm, Wittgenstein, Camus, Epicurus were all bad?
You know there's this soup I really love which we here call 'yogurt'. I love that.

Fuck the stars!

I only aim to accomplish death. Thank you. May you have a good year too because happiness isn't essentially 'good'.
-Crestfallen- Dec 31, 2015 4:00 AM
You need a brain transplant. Your current one has been plagued and rotted away by the excessive long-term consumption of dalpuri.

Sorry ma'am. Can't believe that. I'm a Pessoa fanboy and I believe people are the size of what they see; you can't be that big.
Pleiades can go to hell.
Culinary happens to be my weakest spot. Don't people put milk in soups?
-Crestfallen- Dec 29, 2015 7:38 AM
You're already salty enough.

I did. Only to realize my manhood is infinite.
Your joke would have been a hit had you not missed the tense of my previous comment. I said my mid-terms are 'nigh'. Which means they'll occur in the near future; not that they are occurring right now. Good effort though.

-Crestfallen- Dec 27, 2015 11:23 PM
If only my hands were big enough... oh wait, they are but... fkn arthritis.... well I don't have that.. I guess it's just laziness *yawn* screw my manhood, I'll pick it up some other day.

Ecstatic in all the wrong ways.
Hi zombie-puri chan!
My mid-terms are nigh. And my preparations are .. sigh...
gon get rekt dis year too
-Crestfallen- Dec 18, 2015 1:42 AM
Perpy sounds so.... pervy...
And my God, 'genny'?

My manhood is slipping from my hands...
geniobastardo Nov 20, 2015 9:28 AM
It did load. WHAT DO YOU THINK I LIVE IN THE THIRD WORLD OR SOMETHING????!! I do actually. But hey, I installed Optical fibers two weeks ago so yeeeeaaaahhhh!! I'm finally out of the dark ages.

>you never actually told me to stop
then wtf was this?
a said:
I ask you to stop thy shit

Getting tripped up on 'strange' things is normal. What's not normal is being the subject, or the causation, of 'strange' things.
Butt cheeks remind me ..... Gosh! THOSE BOOTIES AT THE COURT DAYYYUUUUMMM!! I wanted to spank at least one but I couldn't. WHY? because I'm a normal guy. With normal tastes. And normal sexual appetite.

That site sucked.
Genioic-acid Nov 14, 2015 11:32 PM
That alt is banned too. And don't tell me what to do. I do what I do and I do it best.
Alternate-genio Nov 11, 2015 9:25 AM
I'm banned. But thank you for the pic. Thank you, really.
geniobastardo Nov 2, 2015 10:48 AM
Blame my lack of motivation; no, actually, lack of discipline and extravaganza of hobbies - that's what should be blamed.

Teaching is about telling what you know. If you tell what you don't know, then you're a liar not a teacher. No, thanks. Not gonna devolve myself into an apron-wearing, naked faggot sensually hissing, ''dalpuri-sensei, dalpuri-sensei, do you wanna make a pancake?"
I didn't say they had to use that experiment for their electrocution. Pay the bills for the tickets for me and I'll come over there myself to electrocute them with a Goddamn K-Volt.

I ask you to stop thy shit. Let go of the diarrhea.
The hell is a Canadian cheek?
urrgghhh... I lost all my appetite... urggh.. disgusting...
What do you get out of posting extremely disgusting pics on other peoples profiles?
Let me give you an example of what's a good pic:

And another one (though it's a gif):

As for something 'sexy':

You get the point.
geniobastardo Oct 30, 2015 10:27 AM
Orthodoxy. That's what's wrong with literally every parent in Pakistan. I don't think the road to becoming a Professor is going to be smooth though.
That's precisely why I only want to work for something that I care about the most. And when I look at my ambitions, I see no luxury. Gotta fine tune my mentality to live this life through.

The More You Know ~~
Can I call you DalPuri-sensei? Well, I can. So, may I?
Called it that they're only ruining fruits and vegetables. Wasting food like that. I hope the guy gets electrocuted and stays alive.

God, I regret telling you to post pics.......
I always thought Bengalis were dry-witted. But aren't ya little cheeky for a Bengali? Oh wait, you got teh Canehda blood in thou.
geniobastardo Oct 29, 2015 11:53 AM
And PhD ain't so hard. Gotta be a professor..... my mom will never let me do that though.
You might want to consider the possibility that some people really are so detached from the 'material commodities' that their wants include none of those commodities. So yes, I didn't need your comfort about getting a job because I, definitely, do not desire a good job.

Oh I get it now. But what's serving as the salt bridge? or this reaction is supposed to be finite?

This lemon one is even more obscure and evil-looking than the last one. I swear this lemon could save a life in Africa...