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Hello my name is Veronica Hayes I am a 16, and I have a dream to become a pop star. I have moved all over the world because my father is in the military so I don’t have many friends. The few friends I do have are not very supportive of anything I do and neither is my family in fact none of them know that I like to sing. I’ve been told most of my life I will be one of those stay at home single moms, with a bunch of cats in my future, and will never amount to anything. I have been hurtfully reminded by everyone that I am a waste of space and that my existence is a mistake. But today I will show the world they were wrong.
A dark room filled with nothing but silence lights up with a man wearing a fancy designer suit walking in. “good day everyone my name is Wallace and welcome to Sing Off were everyone can bask in my sexiness, and stare in awe at my beautiful face.” Wallace says while staring into a hand held mirror vainly. “Is everyone ready to see who could be our new music sensation?!” Wallace puts mirror away and flips his blond hair out of his face. A person with blood shot eyes wearing a very tired shirt covered in stains and holes all over his jeans walks in wearing a box with a drawn on tie. Wallace speaks “well aren’t you ugly and gross?” he laughs. “If it makes you feel better I’m not.” Wallace smiles at his reflection on the glass wall next to him. Wallace opens a door and shoves the contestant into the audition room then goes to the bathroom to wash his hands. a small stage in front of a desk lies within the room and at the desk sits the three judges. Paris Hilton laughs historically, “Who let Brittney spears little sister in hear?!” She falls out of her chair laughing all over the place. Justin Bieber speaks “what’s your name and what are you going sing?” Justin looks at the contestant in disgust. Contestant, “my name is Douglas and I will be singing Friday by Rebecca Black.” Blaine sighs, “dear god, help us now….” Douglass begins singing, “It’s Friday, Friday gotta get down on Friday everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday Gettin’ down on Friday everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend!!” All of the judge’s ears start spewing blood. Blaine moans “We are all going die this is Satan’s sign that he is coming to kill us all!!!” Douglas stops singing “how was that? Did I make it in?” Justin Bieber speaks, “my legs!!! I can’t feel my legs! Make it stop!” Paris Hilton gets up and beats the crap out of the hobo using a ladle and a honey roosted ham. Paris Hilton yells, “you sound like a dolphin is inappropriately frisking you for chocolates while you are in heat and giving birth to four teenagers and a minivan!!” Douglas motionless corpse is dragged away by Paris Hiltons’ Chihuahua, Tinker Bell. Meanwhile the next contestant walks in. Blaine speaks, “hello Margret welcome to the show tell us about yourself”. Paris Hilton whispers to Justin Bieber, “look at her crooked nose, big chin, and chola eyebrows. I think even with surgery she is hopelessly gross.” She laughs and Justin just ignores her. Margaret speaks, “so I am totally like the next pop super star I sound just like Adele and I’ve been told I put Beyoncé to shame.” Paris speaks “just sing ugly bit…” she gets cut off by Justin, “no profane language Paris!” Margaret speaks “this one’s for you Justin!” Justin smiles in response. Margaret starts singing “Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe It's hard to look right, at you baby, but here's my number, so call me maybe!!” Blaine speaks while shes singing “so many crappy songs. I don’t know how much more I can take…” Paris hits Margaret with a rock in the shape of Rosy O’Donnell’s left foot. “just stop you suck. You’re so bad that every time you sing a small child in China is sacrificed to the sun to make you stop!” Margaret cries and runs out of room. Justin, “the people here in Virginia suck at singing. When are we going find some talent?” Paris looks at Justin like he is a hypocrite “yes because you know what talent is.” Before Justin can defend himself the next contestant walks in on all fours dressed like a dog. Blaine grunts, “ What the Fu…..dge”. Paris Hilton laughs “this place is either filled with the crazy’s or I’m still faded from all the paint ive been sniffing with Katy Perry.” The guy barks with his fake tail wagging, sitting down like a dog would. “Hi MY NAME IS ROSCOE ROSCOE ROSCOE!!!” roscoe speaks super-fast. All the judges stare with blank faces. Blaine speaks, “just sing whenever you’re ready.” all of them waiting for this guy to fail. Roscoe’s stands up like a human and starts to sing “The broken clock is a comfort, it helps me sleep tonight maybe it can’t stop tomorrow from stealing all my time.” all three judges look at roscoe as he sings. Justin says to Blaine “this guy can actually sing talk about irony” Paris looks at Roscoe and says quietly, “if only you weren’t an illusion from all the inhalants… id make a dirty video with you…” Roscoe still singing, “I'm falling apart, I'm barely breathing
with a broken heart that's still beating In the pain, there is healing in your name I find meaning so I'm holdin' on, I'm holdin' on, I'm holdin' on I'm barely holdin' on to you” Roscoe finishes, than sits back down like a dog waging his fake tail again. All judges start clapping. Blaine speaks, “you are a totally weird and I think you belong to a mental hospital but you defiantly can sing.” Roscoe runs and licks all the judges faces, “THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!” He then runs out of the room. All the judges have a face of disgust as the next contestant walks in. “Hi my name is Fish.” Fish gets cut off and Paris coughs “liar” than coughs again “Lindsey”. Fish glares at her. Blaine laughs, “hi Lindsay what you are you going to sing for us today?” he laughs. Fish speaks “my name is not Lindsay its Fish! And I’m not going to sing I am going to rap”. Justin, “oh god, not another Eminem”. Fish begins to rap “Yeah I would have a show like Oprah I would be the host of everyday Christmas give Fish your wish list I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had shit Give away a few Mercedes like 'Here lady have this' And last but not least grant somebody their last wish.” Paris, “BOOO!!! YOU SUCK!!!” She gets up and throws fish out of the glass window after impaling his skull with a sword fish. Justin quivers, “that’s the second contestant you have killed today” Paris sighs “I know at this rate people are going to think I’m going soft!” she makes an ugly frown. Blaine speaks, “well than…. Here comes the next singer”. Sheldon walks in with his glasses and nerdy ness. Paris screams “NO!!! GET OUT!!!” She lifts a refrigerator and throws it at Sheldon, but he runs away unharmed. Blaine and Justin watch in fear than, Blaine speaks, “you didn’t even let him sing.” Paris speaks seriously with a straight face, “trust me I did us a favor that dork’s singing leaves psychological wounds that never heal causing people to need therapy and probably causing their legs to fall off.” Justin whispers to self, “you need some serious therapy anyway”. A girl walks in dressed extremely Goth with too much eyeliner covering her face. “my name is Thorn and I will show you all the art of singing” Blaine looks at her all attracted, “keep your pants on” Paris she says staring at Blaine, than glares at thorn “I just thought I’d give you some tips thorn. You look like a clown and your breath smells like a Mexican midget stepped in a pile of crap and did a mariachi dance on your tong….” They all stare at Paris. “Good luck!” Paris smiles innocently. Thorn begins to sing, “used to think maybe you love me, now baby I'm sure and I just can’t wait till the day, when you knock on my door” Justin, “she’s not bad” Blaine drools while and thorn begins to scream the lyrics “I'm walking on sunshine (whoa oh)
I'm walking on sunshine (whoa oh) and don't it feel good (HEY!) Alright now and don't it feel good (HEY!) Alright now all right now yeah! (HEY!)” Paris yells “shut up! What the hell was that?! You sounded like a cow getting butchered alive while watching a biography on Kim Cardashian! Get out!” Thorn grunts, “you know nothing of real music” she walks out. Justin laughs while Blaine sobs, “She was so hot…” Justin says “looks like there’s only one last audition” Paris speaks “thank god I’m running out of alcohol and seriously need to go to the spa, all these ugly people are making me realize how beautiful I am and how I need to keep taking care of myself.” Veronica walks in slowly all shy dressed in a cute sun dress with a flower in her head. Blaine looks up, “Veronica!?” he laughs “you sing?” Veronica says “yes…yes I do!” Paris thinks to self, “at least this girl is not hopelessly hideous. But she is fat. I hope she sucks at singing so I can dance in the rain of her failure.” Justin “so cute thang, what are you going sing for us?” Veronica speaks nervously, “I will be singing Good Life by One Republic.” Blaine speaks, “don’t be scared it’s not like half of America is watching…oh wait they are!!!” he laughs. “Start whenever” Justin says. Veronica closes her eyes and begins “Woke up in London yesterday found myself in the city near Piccadilly don't really know how I got here I got some pictures on my phone new names and numbers that I don't know address to places like Abbey Road Day turns to night, night turns to whatever we want We're young enough to say…” she smiles while serenading the judges with her flawless voice. Blaine stares in shock and whispers “wow I never knew…” Justin fantasizes about veronica singing to him while feeding him grapes. Veronica is still singing “
Oh this has gotta be the good life This has gotta be the good life This could really be a good life, good life Say oh, got this feeling that you can't fight Like this city is on fire tonight This could really be a good life A good, good life!” she finishes with a smile. Blaine and Justine stand up applauding in amazement. Than Paris Hilton flips the desk and hits veronica with it knocking her unconscious. Veronica wakes up in hospital with Blaine standing next to her and the television on with Paris getting taken away by police. Blaine speaks, “sorry you didn’t get to continue on the show.” Veronica “its ok I just wasn’t good enough was I? That’s why Paris Hilton threw the desk at me.” Blaine insistently objects “no you actually did amazing she’s just conceded and doesn’t want a girl to surpass her. You were amazing I never knew you were so talented”. “Awe thanks big bro” Veronica hugs Blaine”. Blaine quickly hugs than lets go “ok now don’t go thinking I’m all nice now. You’re just my sister so I have to look out for you.” Veronica speaks, “I won’t” she laughs. “Good” Blaine walks away than stops at the door. “You truly did show the world you are someone special” he walks out. Goose bumps cover Veronica’s arms. “Wow…” she smiles. “Best day ever” she drifts off to sleep.

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