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May 6, 2009 2:36 PM
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i saw this one on myspace:

if you were my homework i would do you every day
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May 6, 2009 2:43 PM
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this ones old: did it hurt when you fell from heaven because you look like an angel to me
May 6, 2009 2:49 PM
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??????????
May 6, 2009 2:52 PM
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i heard this one from my buddy:

is there a mirror in your pocket? i can see myself in your pants
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May 6, 2009 2:57 PM
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did u here this one.............


if i where a squirrel and u where a tree would u let me stick my nuts in your hole?
May 6, 2009 2:59 PM
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Lol violent I heard dat one from a movie

I like dis one that I thought of: can I stick my train thru ur tunnel?
May 6, 2009 3:04 PM
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Hmmm....If you're the question, I'm the answer. Come be my private dancer. XD
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May 6, 2009 3:05 PM
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LMAO haha good one
May 6, 2009 3:06 PM
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..............
May 6, 2009 3:08 PM

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I read this one in a manga.....
At the end of the day baby, we're all just mammals. So let's do it like they do it in discovery channel. XD
May 6, 2009 3:09 PM

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wat the hell?
May 6, 2009 3:10 PM

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Airashii_Hime said:
wat the hell?

Wow...that's a bad pick up line...
May 6, 2009 3:11 PM

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Yeah so?
May 6, 2009 3:13 PM
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i saw this on a youtube video:


hey baby. i'm like a rubic cube the more you play with me the harder i get
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May 6, 2009 3:13 PM

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Airashii_Hime said:
Yeah so?

Another one? I don't think it'll get the meaning conveyed. XD
May 6, 2009 3:15 PM

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Ur mean!
May 6, 2009 3:17 PM

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I'll get into incest for you! (It worked for my friend.....)
May 6, 2009 3:18 PM

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Airashii_Hime said:
Ur mean!

Does that mean I'm banned? (I don't mind being banned though)
May 7, 2009 7:43 AM

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No ur not banned!!
May 8, 2009 8:28 AM

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Another: more cushin for the pushin
May 9, 2009 5:47 PM

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Here's one I know Naruto would try(Forgot where I read it....anyways who cares)
Naruto : For the love of God!!!! Have me!!! Dattebayo!!!! (Would be awesome if it worked...for all we know it could. Pick up lines have hardly anything to do with the asking out. Lol.)
May 11, 2009 2:47 PM
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i think this one is :

you be the iceberg. i'll be the titanic and i'll go down on you
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May 11, 2009 2:47 PM

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how weird
Jun 13, 2009 12:50 PM

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Hmmm..I'm gonna try and make one up right now:

I never knew.. that someone could be so Beautiful like you.. *smiles* I know it's true.. because turth be told.. I love you
Apr 24, 2010 10:53 PM
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that's so stupid

apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
nopeee
Apr 24, 2010 11:03 PM
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and another one

hey do you live on a chicken farm?
because you're really good at rasing cocks!!
nopeee
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