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Alternative version of most cancerous list.

A review on Bleach:
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Feb 1, 2013 7:46 AM
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There was this review for Shinsekai Yori on the first episode. It's been deleted because the guy got a negative response but basically he said that he was superior for having the skill to judge an entire anime on one episode.
Feb 1, 2013 12:34 PM
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Some pretty bad stuff comes up on the MAL home page sometimes...

The worst ones I've seen were all reported and now gone.
Often, when I click report on those, it tells me that someone else already has.

Someone once put the Boku no Pico copypasta into a review.
Feb 2, 2013 3:20 AM
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Today, a mirai nikki review:



it defined itself as a hole and this guy fell inside

not the most cancerous but it still is cancerous enough to me
Feb 2, 2013 3:32 AM
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More like a plot hole

OHHH! I'm so witty. That line made me laugh.
Feb 2, 2013 4:29 PM
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Valkyrion said:
Today, a mirai nikki review:



it defined itself as a hole and this guy fell inside

not the most cancerous but it still is cancerous enough to me


I just read that guy's two reviews, my God...
Feb 2, 2013 5:01 PM
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Valkyrion said:
Today, a mirai nikki review:



it defined itself as a hole and this guy fell inside

not the most cancerous but it still is cancerous enough to me


I would argue that it is the most cancerous so far. The other reviews mentioned seem more like troll reviews, while this one seems like it could be sincere; trolls are pathogens. Cancer comes from within.
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His whole logic was retarded. In the end, he removed his review because he got bashed for it. Not gonna name the person.
As a child, I was told that society is a melting pot of talents; knowledge and experience combined to form important alloys that will contribute to mankind. When I got to highschool, however, I thought that it's more like a river in which the water represents our peers while we ourselves are the stones in the river. Constant erosion by mindless majority sheeping has made us lose our unique edge. After I hit the age of 18, I realized that I've been wrong all along. Society is no melting pot. Society is no river. Society is a person, a very skilled rapist, and he has fucked us all.
Feb 6, 2013 10:45 PM
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His whole logic was retarded. In the end, he removed his review because he got bashed for it. Not gonna name the person.



Is it me or F/Z should be Heaven's feel prequel than Fate for answering that review.
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2_Steps_Ahead said:
BloodRequiem said:


His whole logic was retarded. In the end, he removed his review because he got bashed for it. Not gonna name the person.



Is it me or F/Z should be Heaven's feel prequel than Fate for answering that review.

F/Z is like the prequel trilogy for Star Wars. It was written to confirm things that are hinted and fan speculations in the VN. Naturally, it includes elements and loose ends from all 3 routes of the VN. The problem with this review is that it was saying F/Z is bad because it didn't match the fanfiction tier misinformation in DEEN's failure of an adaptation. This is ridiculous as he is implying that the anime is bad for being true to the original source.
As a child, I was told that society is a melting pot of talents; knowledge and experience combined to form important alloys that will contribute to mankind. When I got to highschool, however, I thought that it's more like a river in which the water represents our peers while we ourselves are the stones in the river. Constant erosion by mindless majority sheeping has made us lose our unique edge. After I hit the age of 18, I realized that I've been wrong all along. Society is no melting pot. Society is no river. Society is a person, a very skilled rapist, and he has fucked us all.
Feb 6, 2013 11:21 PM

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The worst SAO 10/10 review out there imho
Feb 6, 2013 11:26 PM

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The worst SAO 10/10 review out there imho


I'm pretty sure there are worse ones out there. I'd have to say that any review that gave SAO above an 8 is almost guaranteed to be crap.
As a child, I was told that society is a melting pot of talents; knowledge and experience combined to form important alloys that will contribute to mankind. When I got to highschool, however, I thought that it's more like a river in which the water represents our peers while we ourselves are the stones in the river. Constant erosion by mindless majority sheeping has made us lose our unique edge. After I hit the age of 18, I realized that I've been wrong all along. Society is no melting pot. Society is no river. Society is a person, a very skilled rapist, and he has fucked us all.
May 21, 2013 12:50 AM

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Reviving this topic to share an abomination with you all.

This review is not from this website. The reviewer goes by the name of 'TheCritic', hilariously enough.

Angel Beats!

Story -10/10
Welcome to the battlefront. Do you have what it takes to fight against God?

The story starts off with Yuzuru Otonashi who is in a sort of purgatory. He is recruited by Yuri Nakamura, a charismatic leader of a battlefront that is fighting against Kanade Tachibana, a student rumored to be a servant of God. As the story continues, Yuzuru develops strong bonds with other members and learns Kanade's true purpose which is to help everyone get where they are going.

Animation -10/10
The animation is well done and different from Key's other works.

Sound -10/10
The main opening and theme songs were quite beautiful and changed with the scenery of every episode. The self insertion songs by the band Girls Dead Monster was also nice to listen to. Voices were great as well as they fit each and every character.

Characters -9.5/10
Angel Beats! has a very large set of groups and characters. However, you only know about a fraction of their lives. Other characters such as the NPCs(non-player characters) had no role in the storyline. The pasts of the main characters are heart breaking, leaving this very emotional. The lack of character development gives this a 9.5.

Overall -9.5/10
Overall, the story of Angel Beats! will leave you in tears. It switches from humor to serious for comedic relief. It also gives you some slice of life and makes you wonder what happens to the characters. Many say that they were reborn into a new life but that is left up to the viewer. I recommend Angel Beats! because even though I didn't sob my eyes out, it helped me appreciate the fact that I was alive and that one day death will claim me. This beautifully, emotional anime is a must watch and will leave you in tears(either by crying or laughing) every episode.

I enjoyed this anime and even bought the DVD box collection for it. I look forward to watching it again when I can.


Yes, some critic you are. My favourite is 'the lack of character development gives this a 9.5'. They have other reviews too, highlights include telling readers to skip Black Rock Shooter but giving it an 8/10, 10/10 overall for Elfen Lied and Mirai Nikki, and points taken away from El Cazador de la Bruja for not being mainstream.
May 21, 2013 1:20 AM
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Found him.

http://www.anivide.com/reviews.html?action=viewuser&uid=74921&list=likes

Let's see what's on his page
>You are a very professional and objective critic.
>I wish to thank you for providing that kind of useful information about a show, rather than only commenting ''cool'' like some people do.
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For me its SAO review by THEM ANIME 4.0.Its cringeworthy because they are supposed to be professional reviews unlike sao fans reviews written here.But some lines are
>KIRITO and ASUNA are absolutly adorable as couple.
>1st half was 5 stars and 2nd half was 3 stars.
May 21, 2013 2:17 AM

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Found him.

http://www.anivide.com/reviews.html?action=viewuser&uid=74921&list=likes

Let's see what's on his page
>You are a very professional and objective critic.
>I wish to thank you for providing that kind of useful information about a show, rather than only commenting ''cool'' like some people do.


I like how El Cazador de la Bruja, by far the best thing on his list, is also the one with the lowest score. And I like how he still gives 10/10 to stuff that had 8's in some categories.
May 21, 2013 2:59 AM

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2_Steps_Ahead said:
For me its SAO review by THEM ANIME 4.0.Its cringeworthy because they are supposed to be professional reviews unlike sao fans reviews written here.But some lines are
>KIRITO and ASUNA are absolutly adorable as couple.
>1st half was 5 stars and 2nd half was 3 stars.

I thought exactly the same. I kinda don't care about the site anymore.

Also, I liked how they gave Black Rock Shooter 4 stars and called it "a competent story".
May 21, 2013 4:01 AM

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The lack of character development gives this a 9.5.


...WHY
Steel Ball Run anime when?
May 30, 2013 1:17 AM

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Lmaoooooo. The reviews that rate SAO highly are always the worst. I remember one that admitted the second half of the story was shit, but rated it an "8" because it hade good animation and sound.

On a more off topic note: at one point I had the highest rated SAO review. Then the fanboys attacked. I think it's still the highest rated "1" review though.
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May 30, 2013 1:33 AM

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The lack of character development gives this a 9.5.


...WHY

Oh, God, this is friggin' gold.


The two top SnK review are pretty weak, especially the second. The first one is certainly not among the worst as the author at least can write grammatically and divide content into paragraphs logically, but for a top rated review, it is rather vapid and insubstantial.
I mean, what kind of character analysis is this?
The Characters were great for the most part. So far I can't really say much about the character development, but I'm definitely fond of most of the characters. Eren, the main protagonist is my favorite character so far. He wants to take revenge for what happened, and after that shock, when you lost almost everything that was important for you, I think that I'd do the same. I saw people hating Eren for that decision, but to me it looks like that they just searched something to complain about. Misaka, Eren's sister (not blood-related, though) is pretty cool as well. She's pretty shy, but I find that to be cool. Armin is the only character I actually disliked. He looks crappy and hasn't got a really good personality at all. The other unmentioned characters are decent, though.

The second, however, is undiluted crap and I wonder how it still stands there.

Before we start, I must tell that I've read the scans that are released at the moment, this is a review of the anime "Shingeki no Kyoujin".
Then, I'm French and this is my first review on MyAnimeList, I write it with my english knowledge and some help from Google Traduction. Sorry about the grammars errors.

Grammar errors are the least problem here x.x
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Amazingly awesome reviews,

would read again 12/10
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http://myanimelist.net/profile/diceboy321/reviews

This guy's reviews...oh god...


...I'm actually half tempted to click 'Helpful' for this person's reviews.
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http://myanimelist.net/profile/kokkoderrisch/reviews

I think I just found it....the king of the reviews....
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http://myanimelist.net/profile/kokkoderrisch/reviews

I think I just found it....the king of the reviews....


That guy is awsome because, I mean, come on- He HAS to be trolling.
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Matthew-san said:
http://myanimelist.net/profile/kokkoderrisch/reviews

I think I just found it....the king of the reviews....


That guy is awsome because, I mean, come on- He HAS to be trolling.


I know, right? It is so stupid that it defies logic, there's no way it is serious.
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Not a review, but I found someone's recommendation outside of mal that was so bad I had to bring it up.

Comparing

Berserk with Elfen Lied
"When I started watching this show I was expecting only two things. Blood and nudity. Both ended up more story/character/romance focused so I was very surprised!

and Mirai Nikki with Madoka Magica
"Both anime are extremely overrated. Both are bad in terms of stroy and character development. I was in agony while watching both of these and if you actually liked one of these you could like the other."

No... just... no...
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Everything that isn't Ouran needs to be Ouran.
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http://myanimelist.net/profile/EGoistDEusu/reviews

I recommend this guy. Take a look at his list for increased impact.
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The review may not be good, but it's true that Devil Survivor 2 is a big letdown and quite weak tbh. I regret watching it.
Jun 26, 2013 6:18 AM

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The review may not be good, but it's true that Devil Survivor 2 is a big letdown and quite weak tbh. I regret watching it.

Still not bad enough to be worse than Guilty Crown. I recommend the game though, pretty fantastic and definitely enlightenment worthy.
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I already expected it to not do justice to the game, every game to anime adaptation has always been crap as the transition of game plots to other mediums do not carry over well. The only exception to this for some reason though is gungrave, which actually managed to stretch out a more in-depth plot from the plot of the game
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Still not bad enough to be worse than Guilty Crown. I recommend the game though, pretty fantastic and definitely enlightenment worthy.

True, worse than Guilty Crown it isn't, but to me, it's not much better either.
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>Good men died in that war. They did NOT die for fox women fighting space vaginas.

>I watched FLCL, and I didn't think animation could get any worse.

>Teach a sloth English and you'll have the male VA, and teach a fifth grade girl naughty words and you'll have the female VA.

>Lucky Star rips-off Seinfeld.

>Death Note, something I thought would be a morbid musical but turns out to be a melodrama with all the excitement of two people playing a game of Chinese Checkers.
>Imagine grabbing 3 random porn-stars, shooting them up with painkillers, and having them read lines about random outer space shenanigans. This is the "acting" quality we get.

>The spike of suicidal children during the '90s was due to these awful shows. Columbine? They watched too much Yu Yu Hakusho.

>If you thought I was describing the world of Fullmetal Alchemist, the anime I'm reviewing, you are wrong. That is the world of Harry Potter. The first book was published in 1997. The first chapter of Fullmetal Alchemist was published in 2001. Hmm, notice anything?

>What do you get when you take Buffy the Vampire Slayer and cut out half the frames so it looks like a crudely drawn flip-book? Why, Bakemonogatari of course!

>What I got was two jack-wagons talking, one without pupils, while blue trashcans skirted about in a vain attempt to create comic relief. It was the animated equivalent of watching four of your nieces play house for hours on end.

>Combine the silly gang antics of West Side Story with a touch of over-the-top Mad Max and perhaps a bad episode of the Twilight Zone (Read: All of them) and you have Akira's ridiculous story.

>It really is just a benchmark of how far Eastern animation has fallen below Western. Turn on Nickelodeon, or Cartoon Network. What will you find? Cartoons will suitable for kids.

Oh my Jesus, I fucking love this guy.
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@Rarity + 3nvy - His Grave of the Fireflies review is my favourite.
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Nichiijou and FLCL are poorly animated?

Those words...is it possible to use them in a sentence together like that?
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@Rarity + 3nvy - His Grave of the Fireflies review is my favourite.


Yes, that one's my favourite too.
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You'd have to be really special to be outsmarted by Strike Witches
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@Rarity + 3nvy - His Grave of the Fireflies review is my favourite.
Shit, I missed that one. That's fuckin terrific.
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I can't really disagree with anyone who give 9 to crayon sinchan, no matter how bad their other taste is
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I can't really disagree with anyone who give 9 to crayon sinchan, no matter how bad their other taste is

It's a shame but the author has passed away, miss my childhood watching shinchan really. ;_;
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http://myanimelist.net/profile/lanx/reviews
just lol!


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just lol!

Lmao. This guy needs to watch Evangelion.
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Just posting so other users can see.This user Welcome2NHK is copying professional reviews from other sites and posting it under his own account.Almost all of his reviews are like this.
For example he just written a NANA review
http://myanimelist.net/reviews.php?id=109057
which is stolen from The nihon reviews
http://www.nihonreview.com/anime/nana/
other examples might include his Monster and Baccano review
http://myanimelist.net/profile/welcome2NHK/reviews&p=2
Proof
Monster review
http://www.nihonreview.com/anime/monster/
Baccano review
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/reviews/anime/6404-Anime-Review-Baccano
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Just posting so other users can see what kind of reviewers MAL has.This user Welcome2NHK is copying professional reviews from other sites and posting it under his own account.Almost all of his reviews are like this.
For example he just written a NANA review
http://myanimelist.net/reviews.php?id=109057
which is stolen from The nihon reviews
http://www.nihonreview.com/anime/nana/
other examples might include his Monster and Baccano review
http://myanimelist.net/profile/welcome2NHK/reviews&p=2
Proof
Monster review
http://www.nihonreview.com/anime/monster/
Baccano review
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/reviews/anime/6404-Anime-Review-Baccano


Woah, didn't even know he did copy reviews from other websites. I wonder if he made those reviews in nihon and post them here. But, most likely he didn't that's dumb. Smh no wonder his reviews seems wrong except his school days review. I think he only made that review himself.
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2_Steps_Ahead said:


Woah, didn't even know he did copy reviews from other websites. I wonder if he made those reviews in nihon and post them here. But, most likely he didn't that's dumb. Smh no wonder his reviews seems wrong except his school days review. I think he only made that review himself.

No he didn't.Nana review is written by SHADOWMAGE and MONSTER is written by Sorrow-kun and they are diff person.He also stole the baccano review from other site
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2_Steps_Ahead said:
Just posting so other users can see.This user Welcome2NHK is copying professional reviews from other sites and posting it under his own account.Almost all of his reviews are like this.
For example he just written a NANA review
http://myanimelist.net/reviews.php?id=109057
which is stolen from The nihon reviews
http://www.nihonreview.com/anime/nana/
other examples might include his Monster and Baccano review
http://myanimelist.net/profile/welcome2NHK/reviews&p=2
Proof
Monster review
http://www.nihonreview.com/anime/monster/
Baccano review
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/reviews/anime/6404-Anime-Review-Baccano


Did anyone report this imbecile?
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Did anyone report this imbecile?

Since there appear to be no reviews on his profile anymore, I'd say yes. And nice to see mods reacting fast. Though I wish he'd (and everyone who did something stupid like this) just get banned and not get away with a warning (or maybe not even that).
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