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11-22-08, 8:54 PM

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Since it is both obviously evident of this entire board the only two having any chance are Neverender and I, all others have been deletes as per præsumptive measure to spare time, money, casualties of war, and oil. As also the majority of this forum have demonstrated a duly inadequate capability in recognising fine wits, I have compiled a list of all users being eligible to vote here:

- nihlniisadxhai
- Neverender
- Ukonkivi
- Plate
- Baman
- Kaiserpingvin
- StephanBlackHawk

Naturally, the contestants cannot vote for themselves in the applicate categories to keep things fair. I choose to vote blank by the way.

Gogogo.
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11-22-08, 8:55 PM

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You're so in love with him.

I didn't really lose you, I just lost it for a while.

 
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11-22-08, 8:56 PM

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Ukonkivi? L O L
 
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11-22-08, 8:56 PM

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Moved immediately to spam I see.
 
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11-22-08, 8:56 PM

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Where it belongs.

I didn't really lose you, I just lost it for a while.

 
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11-22-08, 8:56 PM

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wow, holy shit. Seriously?
 
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11-22-08, 8:57 PM

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Wow, this one went fast. I refreshed the page and it was already in there.
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11-22-08, 8:57 PM

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THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF CYRUZ?
 
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11-22-08, 8:57 PM

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I decided to be a rebel and vote for myself.
better looking than u
 
11-22-08, 8:57 PM

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One can hope.
 
11-22-08, 8:58 PM

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wut


 
11-22-08, 8:58 PM

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Tis back in general discussion

Edit: Nop..back to spam
 
11-22-08, 8:58 PM

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My vote goes to drac. Oh wait.

I didn't really lose you, I just lost it for a while.

 
11-22-08, 8:59 PM

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legos said:
Tis back in general discussion

Edit: Nop..back to spam

jesus christ, you scared me. I thought I was going to have to get naked on webcam
 
11-22-08, 9:00 PM

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rpgwiz
 
11-22-08, 9:00 PM

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Hi. I'm juggling.
 
11-22-08, 9:00 PM

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asandari said:
Hi. I'm juggling.

show-off
 
11-22-08, 9:01 PM

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moush said:
rpgwiz
agreed, or newtypex
 
11-22-08, 9:02 PM

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I would vote, but I have an inadequate capability.
 
11-22-08, 9:02 PM

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But no, really, thread was moved for obvious reasons.
 
11-22-08, 9:04 PM

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Yes.
better looking than u
 
11-22-08, 9:05 PM

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asandari said:
But no, really, thread was moved for obvious reasons.
ya I don't really think there is a need to state a reason
 
11-22-08, 9:07 PM

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asandari said:
But no, really, thread was moved for obvious reasons.
im crying bro


 
11-22-08, 9:08 PM

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Razma said:
asandari said:
But no, really, thread was moved for obvious reasons.
ya I don't really think there is a need to state a reason

I think there is. As wtfyourface would tell you, idg anything.
 
11-22-08, 9:08 PM

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asandari said:
But no, really, thread was moved for obvious reasons.
Coprophagia is the consumption of feces, from the Greek κόπρος copros ("feces") and φαγεῖν phagein ("to eat"). Many animal species practice coprophagia as a matter of course; other species do not normally consume feces but may do so under unusual conditions. Only in rare cases is it practised by humans, usually as a manifestation of psychiatric illness[1] or being used in some sexual paraphilic practices.

Coprophagia in animals:

Coprophagous insects consume and redigest the feces of large animals; these feces contain substantial amounts of semi-digested food. (Herbivore digestive systems are especially inefficient.) The most famous feces-eating insect is the dung-beetle and the most ubiquitous is the fly.

Capybara, rabbits, hamsters and other related species do not have a complex ruminant digestive system. Instead they extract more nutrition from grass by giving their food a second pass through the gut. Soft fecal pellets of partially digested food are excreted and generally consumed immediately. They also produce normal droppings, which are not eaten.

Young elephants, pandas, koalas, and hippos eat the feces of their mother to obtain the bacteria required to properly digest vegetation found on the savanna and in the jungle. When they are born, their intestines do not contain these bacteria (they are completely sterile). Without them, they would be unable to get any nutritional value from plants.

Gorillas eat their own feces and the feces of other gorillas.

Hamsters eat their own droppings, which are thought to be a source of vitamins B and K, produced by bacteria in the gut. Apes have been observed eating horse feces for the salt content. Monkeys have been observed eating elephant feces. Coprophagia also has been observed in the naked mole rat.

Coprophagia in humans:

sexual aspects:

Coprophagia is extremely uncommon in humans. It is generally thought to be the result of the paraphilia known as coprophilia. Similar risk of classification can apply to related sexual behaviors, such as analingus or inserting an object into the mouth that recently has been in the anus (see ass to mouth). Coprophagia is also sometimes depicted in pornography, usually under the terms "scat", "shitplay", "buntus cainte" or even "kaviar"

medial aspects:

From the medical literature, coprophagia has been observed in a small number of patients with dementia and/or schizophrenia[2] and depression.[3]

Consuming other people's feces carries the risk of contracting diseases spread through fecal matter, such as Hepatitis A, Hepatitis E, pneumonia, and influenza. Coprophagia also carries a risk of contracting intestinal parasites. Vaccinations are generally recommended for those who engage in this practice.

Lewin (2001) reports that "... consumption of fresh, warm camel feces has been recommended by Bedouins as a remedy for bacterial dysentery; its efficacy (probably attributable to the antibiotic subtilisin from Bacillus subtilis) was confirmed by German soldiers in Africa during World War II."

cultural aspects

* Punk musician and performance artist GG Allin often engaged in coprophagia during his performances.
* Divine was well known for his consumption of dog feces at the conclusion of Pink Flamingos.
* Adolescent prisoners of war are fed feces at a dinner banquet in one scene of the film Salò, another scene also has a man defecating and forcing a girl to eat his feces.

- source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophagia
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11-22-08, 9:09 PM

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Fascinating.
 
11-22-08, 9:10 PM

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TS;DR

I didn't really lose you, I just lost it for a while.

 
11-22-08, 9:10 PM

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ATM good shit
 
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