| http://myanimelist.net/profile/anchorageb2/reviews Dat magi review... |
| http://myanimelist.net/anime/15085/Amnesia/reviews that jealous ghost. |
dietmango said: I wish we could make fun of these kinds of 'reviews' in some creative ways, like this one for example: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z2Z23SAFVA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z2Z23SAFVA That was genuinely funny |
| Retarded review I found for Shingeki no Kyojin: "Okay, this anime has completely blown me away already! For me, this story is pretty original and feels fresh on the anime scene. Of course, through it's genre, there will be the typical features; angsty hero, loss of close ones, etc. But it's played well, you will feel genuine despair and excitement following this series. Must check it out!" That's seriously the entire review. Not only are they writing one episode reviews, but apparently one paragraph reviews are the norm now. |
AnimeHAwk616 said: http://myanimelist.net/profile/anchorageb2/reviews Dat magi review... I loled so hard at that, people like that shouldn't watch anime in first place. |
AnimeHAwk616 said: http://myanimelist.net/profile/anchorageb2/reviews Dat magi review... My sides hurt lol |
This is not a series anime, Kotonoha no Niwa, movie by Makoto Shinkai. His new movie will BE AIRED IN JAPAN on 21th MAY 2013,...and I was like o,0'...R U KIDDING ME?!' Or I misunderstood something by what he mean "seeing it at the world premiere on the Gold Coast, Australia" |
AoiMizuMay 11, 2013 10:20 PM
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| I'm afraid he is right on this http://ajw.asahi.com/article/cool_japan/anime_news/AJ201304220086 |
| A bit late, but here you go. http://myanimelist.net/profile/Arka9/reviews |
kurosaki_girl15 said: Okay just found this one: http://myanimelist.net/anime/17831/Inu_to_Hasami_wa_Tsukaiyou/reviews Yeah the reviews are getting shorter and shorter... I think this one has been deleted. |
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| It sucks how all the bad 1 episode reviews get deleted posthaste. Kami Nomi Sekai Season 3 had a 1 episode review where the author said his/her few opinions about the anime...and then another 1 episode review in reply to that. |
He.... he gave Kakumeiki Valvrave a 10... after watching 6/12 episodes. A 10. A TEN! *kills self* |
| Scored 7 based on..... 0!!! episodes. http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/4918/8w3s.jpg |
TenragOct 7, 2013 10:44 AM
| Did anyone see this review? It isn't even a review http://myanimelist.net/anime/18497/Yozakura_Quartet:_Hana_no_Uta THEY DESTROYED AO CHARACTER!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?! Ao aren't like she used to be, this new Ao isn't Ao!!!! Stupid director, stupid story maker, stupid producer!!! They destroyed the character!!!! |
| He did it again! http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/9539/bjeq.jpg |
| http://myanimelist.net/anime/18195/Little_Busters!:_Refrain Wow. This is one of the most retarded reviews ever, even for MAL. They only watched 3 minutes? Give me a break... |
| I checked and it seems the little busters guy is a total troll. Apparently he's copy pasted a bunch other reviews and changed title references. |
| This dude: http://myanimelist.net/profile/Mika_Inamori/reviews |
 This is how it all begins.  My RYM|My Last.Fm|My Steam |
| They're almost like a social commentary: "All of these crap reviews are the same, just swap out some words." |
| http://myanimelist.net/anime/10259/Da_Hai Check this out |
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 This was one of the reviews on Kill la Kill that I found extremely amusing. I love how people believe personal rants about why they dropped something count as reviews. I'm new to this site but I notice a lot of people think its possible to make solid reviews off animes that aren't even close to their climax, let alone ending. Seems like an odd practice to me. |
| Such is the nature of human kind: We are really, really impatient. |
| "I'm surprised there aren't reviews for this yet. Well, here I go with the first episode." Are you... serious? http://s6.postimg.org/tztb3n27l/Biggest_MALReviews_Idiot.png |
| Actually, some first-episode 'reviews' (they shouldn't be called reviews anyway) save some time in picking which anime to watch per season when there are too many seemingly good ones. I am thankful for whatever non-representative 1-episode review as it saves me the trouble of watching every anime's first episode. Hence I hope that even if the majority get rated 10/100 for their review, people will continue to write them. Also, I feel that if you never written a single review before, you shouldn't be complaining about 1-episode reviews. What if everyone thought the same and just stopped writing reviews? People with limited time will miss out a lot on good series, and I'll just have to go elsewhere for those 1-episode 'reviews'. I'll much rather see 'fail' reviews than troll ones where it's something like 'stop writing reviews based on first episode' and gets some 80% likes. It's trolls like that who hide the potentially good reviews (have to click on 'see all' to see the rest of reviews) and make it inconvenient in the name of their self-justice. |
SigsigOct 21, 2013 3:05 AM
| オタクなんじゃねぃよ I'm not an otaku. |
that guy is a troll. he reviewed more than 5 animes in less than an hour |
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Sigsig said: What if everyone thought the same and just stopped writing reviews? MAL would come to end, obviously. |
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Sigsig said: Also, I feel that if you never written a single review before, you shouldn't be complaining about 1-episode reviews. That's stupid. On the same level as saying you can't criticize something if you can't make something better. I do respect your right to this opinion, however. It isn't a review if they haven't seen it all yet. MAL should have a separate place for first impressions, if you really want to find out if something is any good. Or, you could bite the bullet and watch shows that sound good, like me. Axlicious said: that guy is a troll. Have I been talking to a wall here? I already mentioned that he was a troll. No-one ever listens to me. One of these days it's gonna be something important, and then I'll just laugh. EDIT: Oh hey, his reviews are different. Well, my point still stands that I already mentioned him being a troll. Those new ones are even more hilariously terrible. |
Electric_BarrierOct 23, 2013 2:06 PM
Murhapuro said: Oh dear Lawd! Apparently Fate/Zero 2nd season is a fantasy slice of life series! And did you know that Pokémon has incredibly complex stories, while Little Busters Refrain does not? Also: "Coppelion = fanservice". You've heard it here first. |
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| I thought Coppelion = Heavy-handed anti-nuclear melodrama that I'm only still watching because the setting is interesting and it looks really good, but I guess it = fanservice. I'm guessing he's still copy-pasting reviews and switching out the titles. A sort of, review mad libs if you will. |
AO968 said: Murhapuro said: Oh dear Lawd! Apparently Fate/Zero 2nd season is a fantasy slice of life series! And did you know that Pokémon has incredibly complex stories, while Little Busters Refrain does not? Also: "Coppelion = fanservice". You've heard it here first. Hahaha! I am glad I checked out this thread and found this guy's reviews. Such a troll. |
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| I didn't finished SAO yet(But knows its story thanks to the awful spoilers on the net) But this person, http://myanimelist.net/profile/Enduardo/reviews look at his reviews...... *Bloody Facepalm* Just curious, is every SAO reviews like this....... ? |
SeasonLeavesMay 24, 2014 7:05 PM
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| This guy here wrote a 'review' (read: rant)of Mahouka while he only watch the first 5 episodes... Most of his rants were done after he watches only a few episodes. Hell, his logic is that newer show= crap. |
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 Found this piece of gold today. |
| Holy...shit. (Un)luckily, it's not on my watchlist. |
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