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This one is one of my favorites of all time.

RULES: You grant the above post's wish, but add something to it that makes it bad. Then you make a wish.

Example: I wish I could fly. I would twist their wish: Granted, but you can't control where or when you fly. Then I make a wish: I wish I could eat my own face.

I'll start. I wish I had the movie Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

Granted. but you cannot watch it.

I wish I could spit fire.

Granted, but you slowly burn alive from your own body heat.

I wish I had telepathy.

Granted, but you can only use your telepathy powers inside your own head.

I wish I wouldn't get fat from food.. xD

Granted, but you get fat from air.

I wish I had unlimited resources to build things with.

Granted, but you'll quickly lose interest in building.

I wish that all my dreams become reality.

I never had an interest in building XD

Granted, but you escape reality in a coma for the rest of your life.

I wish Haruhi Suzumiya were a real person.

Granted, but he's not

I wish i could find a job!

He as in who?

Granted, you do find one, but you aren't hired.

I wish I had a wish to wish.

Granted, but the wish is to go on a date with Justin Bieber.

I wish I could live in the anime world!

That date wouldn't last very long anyhow. I'm not gay, and I avoid stalking prepubescent kids.

Granted, but I come with you, and my maniacal fit of joy accidentally causes a wormhole to suck you back into the real world, but leave me there.

I wish I had a wish that could wish for three wishes that wish for three more wishes.

Granted, but you get a fat ugly male genie that can do all that but he also has a huge crush on you and doesn't hide it. (didnt know what to do)

I wish I had a shotgun..

Granted, but it shoots out Dango Daikazoku plush toys! :P

I wish I had the ability to teleport.

Granted, but you always teleported inside of walls.

I wish the world would end

Granted, but you would be the only one surviving and anime would not exist.

I wish I had new curtains.

Granted, but they emit toxic gasses that quickly kill you.

I wish the world didn't end from cgcatcher's wish.

wish granted, but you die and the sun explodes right after.

I wish i was Kururu.

Wish denied. The best I can do is turn myself into Kururu and torture you for my own enjoyment. Kekeke.

I wish I was on a boat.

Wish granted, but every one from the new biggest loser show is with you.

I wish i was in skyrim.

Granted, but you are in the old part of London named skyrim...

I wish I could fly with ReaperSketch!