| This one is one of my favorites of all time. RULES: You grant the above post's wish, but add something to it that makes it bad. Then you make a wish. Example: I wish I could fly. I would twist their wish: Granted, but you can't control where or when you fly. Then I make a wish: I wish I could eat my own face. I'll start. I wish I had the movie Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. |
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| Granted, but you slowly burn alive from your own body heat. I wish I had telepathy. |
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| Granted, but you get fat from air. I wish I had unlimited resources to build things with. |
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| Granted, but you'll quickly lose interest in building. I wish that all my dreams become reality. |
| I never had an interest in building XD Granted, but you escape reality in a coma for the rest of your life. I wish Haruhi Suzumiya were a real person. |
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| Granted, but he's not I wish i could find a job! |
| He as in who? Granted, you do find one, but you aren't hired. I wish I had a wish to wish. |
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| Granted, but the wish is to go on a date with Justin Bieber. I wish I could live in the anime world! |
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| That date wouldn't last very long anyhow. I'm not gay, and I avoid stalking prepubescent kids. Granted, but I come with you, and my maniacal fit of joy accidentally causes a wormhole to suck you back into the real world, but leave me there. I wish I had a wish that could wish for three wishes that wish for three more wishes. |
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| Granted, but it shoots out Dango Daikazoku plush toys! :P I wish I had the ability to teleport. |
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| Granted, but you always teleported inside of walls. I wish the world would end |
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| Granted, but you would be the only one surviving and anime would not exist. I wish I had new curtains. |
| Granted, but they emit toxic gasses that quickly kill you. I wish the world didn't end from cgcatcher's wish. |
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| wish granted, but you die and the sun explodes right after. I wish i was Kururu. |
| Wish denied. The best I can do is turn myself into Kururu and torture you for my own enjoyment. Kekeke. I wish I was on a boat. |
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| Wish granted, but every one from the new biggest loser show is with you. I wish i was in skyrim. |
| Granted, but you are in the old part of London named skyrim... I wish I could fly with ReaperSketch! |
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| Granted, but ReaperSketch dies and you are forever alone. I wish ReaperSketch was even more prone to torture, if even possible. |
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| Forgot your wish :P I wish a meteor would split mars in two. |
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| Granted, but they every one of them get erased the second you finish them. I wish I knew everything |
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| Granted, but I'll kill it >:) I wish I can fly. |
| Granted, but you uncontrollably shoot out of Earth's atmosphere and immediately die from pressure and heat. (And people still think you'd suffocate lol.) I wish I were Batman. Best DC hero ever. Of course, there were only like two good ones. Batman and Flash. |
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| Granted, but you will go to jail because of what the internet holds. i wish i had a 3rd arm. |
| Granted, and you are hired by Shou Khan. Soon Khan learns you cannot fight and he literally rips you to shreds. I wish I would never meet Shou Khan or his minions, if you'd call 'em that. |
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| Granted, but since he's a creepy fighter he'll come after you and obviously rape then kill you =D (I had to google to understand what are talking about xD) I wish I was a king. |
| Granted, but someone poisons your food and you die. i wish i was a donkey with superpowers who needed to live off eye balls. |
| Granted, but you won't be able to find any eye balls I wish I was a bender |
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| Granted,but the Avatar will take your bending. I wish I was popular with girls. |
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| Granted, but you'll be friendzoned [lulz] I wish I was shorter |
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| Granted, but your only shorter because you've lost your legs I wish i could find a job that would hire me |
| Granted, but you become a dump cleaner, and get eaten by rabid rats. i wish i was a girl. |
| Granted but you'll turn into foam once the full moon rises. I wish haters stop their hating |
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| Granted, but instead they become Call of Duty zombies, as I call them. I wish Call of Duty would make a decent game again like World at War. |
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| Granted, but you wont be able to play. I wish water have a flavor |
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| Granted, but it's called tea. I wish I didn't run out of jasmine tea yesterday. |
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| Granted but you'll have no memory of it I wish a day consists of 48 hours |
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| I usually forget it anyways -_- Granted, but you need to sleep for 36 of those hours to properly function. I wish the moon would be out every night in a hazy mist. Best thing ever. |
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| Granted but the moon would be invisible I wish I could post more than one post on forum within 15s |
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| Hazy mist is still great, so that's alright. Granted, but you are limited to 20 characters a post. EDIT: I wish I didn't just forget my wish lol. |
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| Granted, but you'll forget that the wish was granted I wish for a wish |
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| Granted, but you just used it wishing for one. I wish reality would collapse upon itself in so Haruhi Suzumiya, Haruko Haruhara, and Izaya become real people. |
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| Granted but your knowledge of their existence is erased I wish this wish is not corrupted |
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| Damn you kellandor! Granted, but as there is no other purpose to the wish, it is cancelled out anyhow. I wish your wish WAS corrupted. |
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