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What do you call a nun on wheels?


Guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender looks up and says "Where did you get that ape?" Guy says, "This isn't an ape, it's a duck". Bartender says "I was TALKING to the duck".








Think you can top me?? Well...you probably can... :P

ohhh wow... that looked... delicious...

ok ok i got one lol
three guys die and go to heaven
because they were soo good on earth god gives each one a wish.
the first guy says "I want to be back home with my family"
so god sends him back
the second guy says "You know what i want to be back home with my family to"
so god sends him back
finally god looks at the third guy and says "Whats your wish????"
The third guy stops and thinks,
then he starts to laugh.
Finally he says "i wish both those guys were back here!"

I don't get it

I feel dumb ;-;

ok basically by wishing them back he wasted the first 2 guys' wishes lol

ok i thing ive said this one but nm (you dont have good jokes)
SLD your mother is so fat that when she dies in Call of Duty the player gets 5 killing spree

That was probably the least funny thing I have ever read

ya cus your canadian

that dosent even make sense, i mean sure Canada has cursed the world with things like justin bieber and nickleback and its people have weird accents but thats no reason to rip on them

WAIT
are inappropriate jokes allowed?
It's not racist or offencive its just...hmm
I'll put the joke as a spoiler and delete it if its no good.

Lol, that's pretty good.

lol im not gonna lie that joke was pretty good but please try not to post any that are to discriminating and if it just a tad bit inappropriate put a warning and ill let it be :D