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Apr 24, 2012 8:28 AM

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Well, I was browsing the internet and I came upon this story. It'll make you laugh, cry, and possibly creep you out. Read it and be amazed. Is this the best troll ever existed, or the most pathetic person to walk the earth?

http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails


I'd say the best trolls are the most pathetic people to walk on this planet


Yeah in a way because whether he was saying the truth or was just trolling both actions making him an obsessive maniac.
The whole thing supposedly went for a month. Who keeps a troll joke for a whole month? Going with it for a whole month is a kind of an extreme behavior and that means that even if his story isn't real he already has many attributes in common with the character he wanted to portray.
Because of that you can very well think that such events are not beyond him and his story may very well be true after all.
Yes I agree. It's very unlikely a guy will troll for a month. It's more likely people just see his real behaviour as that of a troll, instead of trolling everyone with fantasy stories.
Apr 24, 2012 1:02 PM

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I should be studying right now. Instead im reading this (´・ω・`)
Apr 24, 2012 1:52 PM

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I showed this to my friend, and she spent about three hours reading this and laughing her ass off.

I want to read this again, just because it's so fucking funny.
Apr 24, 2012 2:18 PM

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http://images.dailydawdle.com/not-sure-if-trolling-or-stupid6.jpg

I just laughted a lot with this XD thanks for making me read something that has more than 3 lines xD


Apr 24, 2012 2:29 PM

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http://images.dailydawdle.com/not-sure-if-trolling-or-stupid6.jpg



That image was never more appropriate.
Apr 24, 2012 5:59 PM

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Can't believe I spent over 2 hours just reading that. I have so much work to do but yet I just couldn't stop.
Apr 24, 2012 6:14 PM

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Neowu said:
Can't believe I spent over 2 hours just reading that. I have so much work to do but yet I just couldn't stop.


One spend three hours, you two hours, seriously how slow to you people read?
Apr 24, 2012 6:30 PM

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Monad said:

One spend three hours, you two hours, seriously how slow to you people read?

Not everyone's rain man.
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そして 人間が大好きでした
Apr 24, 2012 7:54 PM

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Went back in my history to see how long it took me to read everything. Started at 8:31 PM, ended at 8:55 PM. Come on, guys (´・ω・`)

Apr 24, 2012 8:23 PM

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Omg hahaha this is Priceless, I really feel sorry for the girl if this is not a troll Post lmao.
Apr 24, 2012 8:35 PM

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I think that it was worth reading all 5 pages of it. Too bad he never continued it, troll or not.

"Your sight, my delight. Will you marry me?"
Apr 24, 2012 8:40 PM

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Oh God. . .Just finished reading it all.
WHY DIDN'T HE FINISH IT. SO MUCH LEFT UN-ANSWERED.

Fucking crazy though if this is real Jesus Christ.. If it's by a troll, this troll is seriously fucked up in the head to come up with this and keep it going for so long.

I agree though I would watch this if it was an anime. Best psychological mind-fuck anime evah. (´・ω・`)
Touch me, you filthy casual~
Apr 24, 2012 8:42 PM

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Omg hahaha this is Priceless, I really feel sorry for the girl if this is not a troll Post lmao.
Apr 24, 2012 8:43 PM

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Denko’s mother came out and said Denko was out of the house.
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she said “If you want, you can wait and have some tea until Denko gets back.”
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I spent about ten hours talking with Denko’s mother about Denko...


Did her mother regret letting him in?
Apr 24, 2012 8:55 PM

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I went back and read all of it... creepy, but pretty funny at times. Whoever had the time to think up all of this is probably somewhat mentally crazy as well. If this is true and the guy didn't get arrested, as one of the poster said, Japan's justice system really fails.

Thanks, person who gave me this on another site a long time ago, lol.
Apr 24, 2012 9:18 PM

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(´・ω・`) and Denko's story could be the next anime, lol.

Apr 24, 2012 9:33 PM

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HAHAHA I laughed so freaking hard. But damn, I can't seem to find the other parts (someone said there were 5?) I only got to the part where Denko tells him to stop contacting her but he's sent another email and he's waiting for her reply. Anyone know where the other parts are?

EDIT: Never mind, found them!
Apr 24, 2012 10:23 PM
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(´・ω・`)…
Poor Denko. But I think was OP disabled somehow.. kinda felt sorry for him too.
2chan seems way more interesting than 4chan.. wish I could read Japanese

(´・ω・`) !
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Apr 24, 2012 10:27 PM

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Interesting read for sure would be nice to see it as an anime lol. Must be a very dedicated troll in my opinion to come up with such a story.
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Apr 24, 2012 10:47 PM

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I can see how that thread can be unsettling to others, but I just find it sad. I couldn't stop snickering at some of the responses the OP was getting.
Apr 24, 2012 11:50 PM

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Ok just finished the other threads.
Holy shit that's so hilarious.

But I can't stop thinking about that supposedly friend of Denko....
I doubt the OP made those posts even if he was a troll so could this actually be reaaaaaal? (´・ω・`)
Apr 25, 2012 1:09 AM

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Arrgh I want to see what happened in the end. Cliffhangers baww...
Apr 25, 2012 1:18 AM

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glitchhunter said:
Arrgh I want to see what happened in the end. Cliffhangers baww...


You need to wait for the anime adaptation.
Apr 25, 2012 2:36 AM

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Neowu said:
Can't believe I spent over 2 hours just reading that. I have so much work to do but yet I just couldn't stop.


same here, I spent a lesson right now reading the part 3 and 4 D=

had two do two surveys on this lessons as well, thats why I took one lesson to them

If it was adapted to anime I'm pretty sure that the ending will be similar to school days o.o
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Apr 25, 2012 6:29 AM

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I showed it to my friends and we all read it together, took quite a long time, but it was rather funny.

I don't know who this A-ko person is, but she sounds like a master manipulator, and I love her for it.
Apr 25, 2012 6:31 AM

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i actually laughed when i read that he wend to her house and told her mom that they were going out/dating.

though i kinda fell sorry for both of them.
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Apr 25, 2012 6:52 AM

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Fabulous!
Without wanting it, I just read through all the threads (in one hour :P). I must say that the one before the last one is my favorite one (on the fifth page). I don't know what to say about it all, though.
Even if it is a fabrication (the case is improbable, so it could happen, but with a very small chance - I think it's a troll), I still admire Denko for being who she is. She might be one of the most mature persons I've ever read about. A-ko... I don't know what to say. She probably rick-rolled the #OP very hard at one point. The #OP stopped replying because A-ko probably filmed him in their kinky time and then used extortion on him, his family found out and he was arrested; in the case of the whole story being true.

I must underline my favorite quote from the story though xD
#OP I grabbed her arm so she couldn’t run. Because I wanted to hear her true feelings… (´・ω・`)
#2ch I’ve seen scenes like this in horror films about serial killers…
I really laughed at this.. which makes me weird? W/e... I don't regret reading this though. It's interesting seeing how some... specimens... think, be it a fabrication or not.
Apr 25, 2012 7:00 AM

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InfiniteRyvius said:

I don't know who this A-ko person is, but she sounds like a master manipulator, and I love her for it.


She's quite awesome(in her own slightly evil way) but she's playing with fire a little there.
Apr 25, 2012 7:07 AM

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"I was going out with my girlfriend Denko, but she suddenly told me we’re not dating"

Winning.

If you read further on in the next couple of pages it becomes unbearable.
Apr 25, 2012 9:27 AM

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Anyway, this guy really amused me with this story
'There are no facts, only interpretations'
- Nietzsche
Apr 25, 2012 10:23 AM

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"I can cook spaghetti! (´・ω・`)"

黒子のバスケ, こうすけ@ついった
Apr 25, 2012 10:31 AM

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Read all 5 threads.....

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?

(´・ω・`)

(Lol at the Hamster guy and the Anal Guy)
No.
Apr 25, 2012 10:46 AM

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(´・ω・`)

Nice read, hopefully a troll. That smiley will probably hunt me in my sleep.

Apr 25, 2012 12:12 PM

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This has been so disturbing. Page 5 so far...

Edit: LOL, Best shit I have ever read on the internet. Thank you so much for the share
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Apr 25, 2012 2:34 PM

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I'm not really sure how 2chan works but is there anyway of telling that it was the same guy throughout. The last thread in particular seems a bit off from the rest of the story where he sent an e-mail asking if the girl like anal and how the story of what happened at that flower place seemed to have changed a little.
They did say it was a while till the last thread appeared so it could have just been a random guy who thought he'd continue the plot along (´・ω・`)
Apr 25, 2012 4:07 PM

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Obviously a troll thread, but still somewhat amusing to read. tl;dr, though.
Apr 25, 2012 4:32 PM

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^O^...I am laughing so much right now! lol
I read so many articles and none of them...this is just rich! This has to be the best thing I've read in the last 32 hours.
"the cherry blossoms" part lol...I don't care what the op is cause hes making me laugh ^O^
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Apr 25, 2012 5:03 PM

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Neowu said:
I'm not really sure how 2chan works but is there anyway of telling that it was the same guy throughout. The last thread in particular seems a bit off from the rest of the story where he sent an e-mail asking if the girl like anal and how the story of what happened at that flower place seemed to have changed a little.
They did say it was a while till the last thread appeared so it could have just been a random guy who thought he'd continue the plot along (´・ω・`)

It's basically the same as it's English counterpart 4chan. You don't have to register a username to post, you can just post as an anonymous person. So besides tracking IP (most trolls use a proxy) no.
Apr 25, 2012 5:19 PM

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Its a troll by far but its still funny to read. Its most certainly the other posters that make this funny. They give posts that are just so quotable, like "#2ch
They…
They haven’t arrested you yet?"- They are truly the ones that make this whole thing stay together.

But the OP is a troll.
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Apr 25, 2012 5:31 PM

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(Lol at the Hamster guy)

QFT
Apr 25, 2012 6:57 PM

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I just spent about an hour reading it all and i have a school project due tomorrow...i was entertained. I regret nothing (´・ω・`)

obvious troll tho
Apr 25, 2012 11:56 PM
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THEY SEE ME TROLLIN'.. THEY HATIN'

"It's just...a bad dream! Wake up, wake up...!"
Apr 26, 2012 12:03 AM

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I find it funny how many people call it out as a troll.
Is it so hard to believe that there could possibly be someone like this somewhere?
やがて気づく本当の気持ちは
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Apr 26, 2012 12:05 AM

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What a cliffhanger! I wanted to know how OP started stalking A-ko instead... I think they deserve each other.

But seriously. He's completely messed up. And I feel really sorry for Denko. Now I know how creepy stalkers really are. But I'm hoping it's just a troll. Even though I really want to hear more. Sounds like a horror light novel to me. Haha.

Side note: He just ruined my favorite emoticon! Now I'm gonna remember him and the chills whenever I see this: (´・ω・`)

Can you say nightmare or what?

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Apr 26, 2012 2:37 AM
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Hmmmmm, I knew people like this existed, but wow, To that extent. I've had crushes before but they never materialised because my feelings were never strong enough to make me try to make in materialise.

But the part about A-ko and the cloths. That was basically him paying for it. Which is just sad.
Apr 26, 2012 12:24 PM
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"[Help!] How Can Such A Retard Exist, Are We Even The Same Specie (´・ω・`)"
Apr 26, 2012 1:50 PM

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It's a troll. It has to be.
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Apr 26, 2012 2:47 PM

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I read this on XboxMB. It was crazy and long as hell.
Apr 26, 2012 10:50 PM

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#2ch
[Help!] I’m Not Sure Where My Girlfriend’s Hole Is

Oh god...the responses were just too funny, it took me almost three hours to finish because I was laughing so much. xD It felt like I was reading the best novel ever, I kinda wished it hadn't ended.

I liked A-ko the best, she was awesome. But halfway through I was getting pretty creeped out, because not only did Denko not want anything to do with him, but even her MOM was catching on...

Apr 27, 2012 1:36 AM

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At first I only looked what this was about and started reading it. But it really hooked me up and I read all 5 parts.
Although I'm 100% sure that this is a troll it was very funny to read.
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