"[Help!] The Girl I Like Won’t Respond to My Emails (´･ω･`)" A 2chan love story.
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#21
04-23-12, 8:18 PM
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Obvious troll, imo. Scary what a vast imagination some people have.. |
#22
04-23-12, 8:20 PM
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Wasabi said: Densha otoko was the first thing that came to me when I skimmed through this.So I guess this won't turn out like Densha Otoko did? After watching that and knowing Japan, it's actually difficult to say if the dude was a troll or he was actually truthful. But man, there's actually people that translates 2chan? Of all things we could be doing on the internet... |
#23
04-23-12, 8:25 PM
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Tachii said: If you ask me, that was worth translating.Densha otoko was the first thing that came to me when I skimmed through this. After watching that and knowing Japan, it's actually difficult to say if the dude was a troll or he was actually truthful. But man, there's actually people that translates 2chan? Of all things we could be doing on the internet... I don't think anybody translates every single thread that flies by. 幸福なのは、義務なんです～ |
#24
04-23-12, 8:45 PM
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Oh man, there were five threads? I only got through the first one and I was already feeling uncomfortable. I feel bad for Denko. That guy is a creep, and I really hope it's just some guy who's bored and wants to start a fuss.  Thanks, person who gave me this on another site a long time ago, lol. |
#25
04-23-12, 9:05 PM
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I really hope that the OP and A-ko  |
#26
04-23-12, 9:06 PM
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best.troll.ever. "Living is what scares me. Dying is easy." -Charles Manson |
#27
04-23-12, 9:21 PM
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lol complete trash, but I enjoyed reading it none the less. |
#28
04-23-12, 9:58 PM
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That was great. That (´･ω･`) will forever make me think of scary ass stalkers.  |
#29
04-23-12, 11:00 PM
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Offline Joined: Feb 2012 Posts: 2011 |
OP's either: a) not a troll, and actually sent 600 e-mails a day to Denko, or b) a troll, and actually made 600 posts a day on 2ch. It's a lose-lose. |
#31
04-23-12, 11:17 PM
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Offline Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 63 |
I'm laughing so hard, thanks for sharing this. I'll have something fun to pass time with in my classes today. |
#32
04-23-12, 11:25 PM
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#OP I’M CALLING HER NOW #OP SHE’S ON #2ch RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, DENKO!! #OP I TALKED WITH DENKO! And I invited her to see the cherry blossoms! Apparently her schedule was packed at work, so she said some other time! Oh well, still good news! Gotta buy some clothes now… (´･ω･`) Hurry hurry… #2ch WHY ARE YOU GOING CLOTHES SHOPPING IF YOU GOT REJECTED there is sUCH A THING AS BEING TOO OPTIMISTIC?? #2ch “Some other time” = “never talk to me again you creep” #2ch Okay, she hates you, no doubt. LOL! Oh god I was laughing my ass off to this. It's a troll. You can tell by the subtle troll things he says like "I sent her 600 emails" when only 3 days went by and he said "Well I sent her 50 the first two days.." So he's implying he sent the other 550 on the third day. God this is hilarious though. It could be real though theirs a girl who was exactly like this to me. Met her once, said hello said like 2 sentences to each other and when I went home had a friend request from her on Facebook. She begins sending me like literally essays of messages non-stop and if I don't respond in a day she sends like 3 more. Next thing I knew I got a text message from her(Didn't even give her my number) and she's literally sent me about 40 text messages in one week and I never responded to one of them. So it is VERY Possible. However this one is a troll post.  It's easy to compliment someone that you'll never envy, but even easier to try and tear down someone who's better than you. |
#33
04-23-12, 11:26 PM
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This needs to be animated ^_^ |
#34
04-23-12, 11:29 PM
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This made my night. Just finished reading all 5 parts. That was the funniest thing I've ever read, and it just has to be a troll. I personally loved the confession confusion over the chicken teriyaki sandwich. Oh man, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.  "In both love and octopus-hunting, you have to take the initiative!" - Gintoki Sakata |
#35
04-23-12, 11:32 PM
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lol its a troll i know the real life version of this person.... only its a girl she sends like 20 emails a day to guys she likes if they dont respond and shes constantly cyberstalking them and stalking them in person ...even she couldnt do 600 emails  |
#36
04-23-12, 11:33 PM
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I just got inspiration for a new manga! ^_^ |
#37
04-24-12, 12:02 AM
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Even after reading this a second time, I still didn't expect the twist ending... <img src="http://myanimelist.net/signature/UltimaZeta.png" /> "In our own lives, we're not the readers. We're the writers. We're able to...change the ending, aren't we?" - Gintoki Sakata |
#38
04-24-12, 1:59 AM
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Offline Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 3307 |
Oh my GOD! #OP Sniff… um… I just sent this… (´･ω･`) “Do you want to date me, A-ko?” #2ch Are you retarded? #2ch Only virgins answer a question with a question. I am laughing my huge ass off xDDDDD This was fun, but he's an obvious troll. |
#39
04-24-12, 2:06 AM
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Game_Master said: This needs to be animated ^_^ Agreed. I see JC Staff picking it up and Sentai immediately licensing it. |
#40
04-24-12, 2:38 AM
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Offline Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 1876 |
Oh my god I only had time for the first thread but this is hilarious. Sure he is a troll but that's really something to be able to put such an act up.^^ I'd have died half way through out of laughter if I was the OP.  |