| Well, I was browsing the internet and I came upon this story. It'll make you laugh, cry, and possibly creep you out. Read it and be amazed. Is this the best troll ever existed, or the most pathetic person to walk the earth? http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails |
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| Strangely enough I finished reading this a bit after you posted it. It's really creepy, but I feel sad for the OP if it's true. It's like he honestly doesn't understand. Poor guy. |
やがて気づく本当の気持ちは そして 人間が大好きでした |
| If this is real poor guy, but kinda creepy since I would be freaked out if someone sent me 300 emails in 3 days. If its fake epic trolling is epic. |
"What has two arms, two legs, and is alive? Not your favorite character lol! xD" |
| Waaay tl;dr all of it, but I'm sure I got the idea when I stopped halfway and skipped to the bottom. What can I say? That is pathetic, but ya hold onto what you can get, I guess. Makes me feel better in a way, to be honest. |
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| To be honest, I felt more sorry for the girl he likes rather than him. |
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| Ok, I haven't read the whole thing yet, but... 600 Emails in three days... Holy shit! Talk about obsessive. |
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| Eh I stopped reading when he said he sent 600 emails in 3 days. |
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| He has to be a troll. Regardless of whether that's true or not, it was still a fantastic read. :P |
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| I read all 5 threads. Omg, I've never laughed so hard XD |
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lucjan said: The part I laughed most is the part with the vibrator. I seriously have trouble believing he actually considered that.I read all 5 threads. Omg, I've never laughed so hard XD |
やがて気づく本当の気持ちは そして 人間が大好きでした |
| Gotta be a troll...I hope. |
| Harems don't exist in America. If one guy is constantly surrounded by beautiful girls, then he's probably the gay friend. |
| There are FIVE threads? Oh man, this is gonna be a fun night. I just finished the first thread, and I feel bad for this guy, but this is just so funny. I don't even care if it's a troll or not, it's so funny when you think that this guy is actually serious. Edit: #2ch First things first, shoot her some emails. About 600 should be good. Oh god. I can't even. |
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UltimaZeta said: To be honest, I felt more sorry for the girl he likes rather than him. Not surprising. If the girl and the guy swapped roles though, the guy would immediately beciome a jerk. |
| If I were that girl and I had the money, I would shoot him on site for trespassing on my property. |
 "I like to expose what people hide. I'm an intellectual rapist." - Furudo Erika |
DarkShards said: If I were that girl and I had the money, I would shoot him on site for trespassing on my property. and he can sue you due to body injury (if he not dead) |
tembikai said: DarkShards said: If I were that girl and I had the money, I would shoot him on site for trespassing on my property. and he can sue you due to body injury (if he not dead) Well, I'll shoot him dead obviously. First, I would put up a sign "no trespassing" "You will be shot on site". And if he still trespasses, then I can shoot him dead! >=(. |
"I like to expose what people hide. I'm an intellectual rapist." - Furudo Erika |
tembikai said: DarkShards said: If I were that girl and I had the money, I would shoot him on site for trespassing on my property. and he can sue you due to body injury (if he not dead) Not in America, but since this is on 2chan I'm assuming it's happening in Japan. Which has serious gun laws compared to here. |
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| So I guess this won't turn out like Densha Otoko did? |
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| ...that is just...wow.... if that's not troll its scary and sad from everyone's perspective. I can't believe nobody tried to get him help in any way. Just hope its troll. |
| Cringing so much atm. |
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| Obvious troll, imo. Scary what a vast imagination some people have.. |
Wasabi said: Densha otoko was the first thing that came to me when I skimmed through this.So I guess this won't turn out like Densha Otoko did? After watching that and knowing Japan, it's actually difficult to say if the dude was a troll or he was actually truthful. But man, there's actually people that translates 2chan? Of all things we could be doing on the internet... |
Tachii said: If you ask me, that was worth translating.Densha otoko was the first thing that came to me when I skimmed through this. After watching that and knowing Japan, it's actually difficult to say if the dude was a troll or he was actually truthful. But man, there's actually people that translates 2chan? Of all things we could be doing on the internet... I don't think anybody translates every single thread that flies by. |
やがて気づく本当の気持ちは そして 人間が大好きでした |
| Oh man, there were five threads? I only got through the first one and I was already feeling uncomfortable. I feel bad for Denko. That guy is a creep, and I really hope it's just some guy who's bored and wants to start a fuss. |
 Thanks, person who gave me this on another site a long time ago, lol. |
| I really hope that the OP and A-ko |
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| best.troll.ever. |
| LUL |
| lol complete trash, but I enjoyed reading it none the less. |
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| That was great. That (´･ω･`) will forever make me think of scary ass stalkers. |
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| OP's either: a) not a troll, and actually sent 600 e-mails a day to Denko, or b) a troll, and actually made 600 posts a day on 2ch. It's a lose-lose. |
| #OP I’M CALLING HER NOW #OP SHE’S ON #2ch RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, DENKO!! #OP I TALKED WITH DENKO! And I invited her to see the cherry blossoms! Apparently her schedule was packed at work, so she said some other time! Oh well, still good news! Gotta buy some clothes now… (´･ω･`) Hurry hurry… #2ch WHY ARE YOU GOING CLOTHES SHOPPING IF YOU GOT REJECTED there is sUCH A THING AS BEING TOO OPTIMISTIC?? #2ch “Some other time” = “never talk to me again you creep” #2ch Okay, she hates you, no doubt. LOL! Oh god I was laughing my ass off to this. It's a troll. You can tell by the subtle troll things he says like "I sent her 600 emails" when only 3 days went by and he said "Well I sent her 50 the first two days.." So he's implying he sent the other 550 on the third day. God this is hilarious though. It could be real though theirs a girl who was exactly like this to me. Met her once, said hello said like 2 sentences to each other and when I went home had a friend request from her on Facebook. She begins sending me like literally essays of messages non-stop and if I don't respond in a day she sends like 3 more. Next thing I knew I got a text message from her(Didn't even give her my number) and she's literally sent me about 40 text messages in one week and I never responded to one of them. So it is VERY Possible. However this one is a troll post. |
Touch me, you filthy casual~ |
| This needs to be animated ^_^ |
| This made my night. Just finished reading all 5 parts. That was the funniest thing I've ever read, and it just has to be a troll. I personally loved the confession confusion over the chicken teriyaki sandwich. Oh man, I haven't laughed that hard in a while. |
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| lol its a troll i know the real life version of this person.... only its a girl she sends like 20 emails a day to guys she likes if they dont respond and shes constantly cyberstalking them and stalking them in person ...even she couldnt do 600 emails |
| I just got inspiration for a new manga! ^_^ |
| Even after reading this a second time, I still didn't expect the twist ending... |
| <img src="http://myanimelist.net/signature/UltimaZeta.png" /> "In our own lives, we're not the readers. We're the writers. We're able to...change the ending, aren't we?" - Gintoki Sakata |
| Oh my GOD! #OP Sniff… um… I just sent this… (´･ω･`) “Do you want to date me, A-ko?” #2ch Are you retarded? #2ch Only virgins answer a question with a question. I am laughing my huge ass off xDDDDD This was fun, but he's an obvious troll. |
Game_Master said: This needs to be animated ^_^ Agreed. I see JC Staff picking it up and Sentai immediately licensing it. |
| Oh my god I only had time for the first thread but this is hilarious. Sure he is a troll but that's really something to be able to put such an act up.^^ I'd have died half way through out of laughter if I was the OP. |
| If 4chan had high quality trolls like this I would go there every day. This is awesome. |
UltimaZeta said: Well, I was browsing the internet and I came upon this story. It'll make you laugh, cry, and possibly creep you out. Read it and be amazed. Is this the best troll ever existed, or the most pathetic person to walk the earth? http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails I'd say the best trolls are the most pathetic people to walk on this planet |
| That was amusing yet saddening at the same time. |
| Wow just wow. How that last thread wound up was so surprising. I cant help but feel that he was probably arrested or hung himself or something. Would probably do the girls a favour lol. |
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DarkShards said: Well, I'll shoot him dead obviously. First, I would put up a sign "no trespassing" "You will be shot on site". And if he still trespasses, then I can shoot him dead! >=(. Oh seriously? Your MAL profile says you live in NY, even if you had such a sign that would not get you out of serious criminal trouble. Because then I could invite people over and well, have a massacre any day of the week. I'm a big supporter of the NRA IRA and I follow our second amendment rights very closely so I can help preserve it. Please do not ever think of doing something like this because you will just fuel political fires that attempt to take our freedoms away... |
diredusk said: DarkShards said: Well, I'll shoot him dead obviously. First, I would put up a sign "no trespassing" "You will be shot on site". And if he still trespasses, then I can shoot him dead! >=(. Oh seriously? Your MAL profile says you live in NY, even if you had such a sign that would not get you out of serious criminal trouble. Because then I could invite people over and well, have a massacre any day of the week. I'm a big supporter of the NRA IRA and I follow our second amendment rights very closely so I can help preserve it. Please do not ever think of doing something like this because you will just fuel political fires that attempt to take our freedoms away... What kind of freedom is that, that takes the freedom of others away, I wonder.. |
Edition said: UltimaZeta said: Well, I was browsing the internet and I came upon this story. It'll make you laugh, cry, and possibly creep you out. Read it and be amazed. Is this the best troll ever existed, or the most pathetic person to walk the earth? http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails I'd say the best trolls are the most pathetic people to walk on this planet Yeah in a way because whether he was saying the truth or was just trolling both actions making him an obsessive maniac. The whole thing supposedly went for a month. Who keeps a troll joke for a whole month? Going with it for a whole month is a kind of an extreme behavior and that means that even if his story isn't real he already has many attributes in common with the character he wanted to portray. Because of that you can very well think that such events are not beyond him and his story may very well be true after all. |
| Can't read it D= my college blocked the website -.-. Can just someone copy the article and send to my profile or something ? |
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| OH, THAT'S WHERE THE EFFING (´･ω･`)(´･ω･`)(´･ω･`)(´･ω･`)(´･ω･`) THING HAS COME FROM. |
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diredusk said: DarkShards said: Well, I'll shoot him dead obviously. First, I would put up a sign "no trespassing" "You will be shot on site". And if he still trespasses, then I can shoot him dead! >=(. Oh seriously? Your MAL profile says you live in NY, even if you had such a sign that would not get you out of serious criminal trouble. Because then I could invite people over and well, have a massacre any day of the week. I'm a big supporter of the NRA IRA and I follow our second amendment rights very closely so I can help preserve it. Please do not ever think of doing something like this because you will just fuel political fires that attempt to take our freedoms away... I think you're taking me too seriously haha. |
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