"[Help!] The Girl I Like Won’t Respond to My Emails (´･ω･`)" A 2chan love story.
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04-23-12, 4:24 PM
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Offline Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 37 |
Well, I was browsing the internet and I came upon this story. It'll make you laugh, cry, and possibly creep you out. Read it and be amazed. Is this the best troll ever existed, or the most pathetic person to walk the earth? http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails <img src="http://myanimelist.net/signature/UltimaZeta.png" /> "In our own lives, we're not the readers. We're the writers. We're able to...change the ending, aren't we?" - Gintoki Sakata |
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04-23-12, 4:34 PM
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Offline Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 890 |
Strangely enough I finished reading this a bit after you posted it. It's really creepy, but I feel sad for the OP if it's true. It's like he honestly doesn't understand. Poor guy. 幸福なのは、義務なんです～ |
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04-23-12, 4:44 PM
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Offline Joined: Sep 2010 Posts: 4288 |
If this is real poor guy, but kinda creepy since I would be freaked out if someone sent me 300 emails in 3 days. If its fake epic trolling is epic. "What has two arms, two legs, and is alive? Not your favorite character thats for sure!" |
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04-23-12, 4:50 PM
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Offline Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 504 |
Waaay tl;dr all of it, but I'm sure I got the idea when I stopped halfway and skipped to the bottom. What can I say? That is pathetic, but ya hold onto what you can get, I guess. Makes me feel better in a way, to be honest.  |
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04-23-12, 4:58 PM
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Offline Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 37 |
To be honest, I felt more sorry for the girl he likes rather than him. <img src="http://myanimelist.net/signature/UltimaZeta.png" /> "In our own lives, we're not the readers. We're the writers. We're able to...change the ending, aren't we?" - Gintoki Sakata |
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04-23-12, 4:58 PM
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Offline Joined: Apr 2012 Posts: 110 |
Ok, I haven't read the whole thing yet, but... 600 Emails in three days... Holy shit! Talk about obsessive.  |
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04-23-12, 5:02 PM
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Offline Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 1728 |
Eh I stopped reading when he said he sent 600 emails in 3 days.   |
#8
04-23-12, 5:28 PM
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Offline Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 1006 |
He has to be a troll. Regardless of whether that's true or not, it was still a fantastic read. :P  |
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04-23-12, 6:08 PM
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Offline Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 2048 |
I read all 5 threads. Omg, I've never laughed so hard XD  |
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04-23-12, 6:11 PM
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Offline Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 890 |
lucjan said: The part I laughed most is the part with the vibrator. I seriously have trouble believing he actually considered that.I read all 5 threads. Omg, I've never laughed so hard XD 幸福なのは、義務なんです～ |
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04-23-12, 6:23 PM
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Offline Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 633 |
Gotta be a troll...I hope. Harems don't exist in America. If one guy is constantly surrounded by beautiful girls, then he's probably the gay friend. |
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04-23-12, 6:48 PM
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Offline Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 1712 |
There are FIVE threads? Oh man, this is gonna be a fun night. I just finished the first thread, and I feel bad for this guy, but this is just so funny. I don't even care if it's a troll or not, it's so funny when you think that this guy is actually serious. Edit: #2ch First things first, shoot her some emails. About 600 should be good. Oh god. I can't even.  |
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04-23-12, 6:51 PM
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Offline Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 595 |
UltimaZeta said: To be honest, I felt more sorry for the girl he likes rather than him. Not surprising. If the girl and the guy swapped roles though, the guy would immediately beciome a jerk. |
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04-23-12, 7:09 PM
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Offline Joined: Nov 2011 Posts: 1952 |
If I were that girl and I had the money, I would shoot him on site for trespassing on my property.  "I like to expose what people hide. I'm an intellectual rapist." - Furudo Erika |
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04-23-12, 7:25 PM
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Offline Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 678 |
DarkShards said: If I were that girl and I had the money, I would shoot him on site for trespassing on my property. and he can sue you due to body injury (if he not dead) |
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04-23-12, 7:31 PM
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Offline Joined: Nov 2011 Posts: 1952 |
tembikai said: DarkShards said: If I were that girl and I had the money, I would shoot him on site for trespassing on my property. and he can sue you due to body injury (if he not dead) Well, I'll shoot him dead obviously. First, I would put up a sign "no trespassing" "You will be shot on site". And if he still trespasses, then I can shoot him dead! >=(. "I like to expose what people hide. I'm an intellectual rapist." - Furudo Erika |
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04-23-12, 7:34 PM
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Offline Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 943 |
tembikai said: DarkShards said: If I were that girl and I had the money, I would shoot him on site for trespassing on my property. and he can sue you due to body injury (if he not dead) Not in America, but since this is on 2chan I'm assuming it's happening in Japan. Which has serious gun laws compared to here. Slyr3do0n said: MAL is the dark underbelly of the anime community. While other naive fanboys and fangirls run around in real life forming clubs and squealing in deafening high pitch noises about their favourite animus, we remain here, meticulously dismantling the credibility of each and every show, until all that remains is a steaming pile of tropes and ass pulls which we then devour to gratiyfy our glutinous and masochistic desires. |
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04-23-12, 7:39 PM
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Offline Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 3421 |
So I guess this won't turn out like Densha Otoko did?  |
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04-23-12, 8:05 PM
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Offline Joined: Jun 2011 Posts: 201 |
...that is just...wow.... if that's not troll its scary and sad from everyone's perspective. I can't believe nobody tried to get him help in any way. Just hope its troll. |
