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"[Help!] The Girl I Like Won’t Respond to My Emails (´・ω・`)" A 2chan love story.
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04-23-12, 4:24 PM

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Well, I was browsing the internet and I came upon this story. It'll make you laugh, cry, and possibly creep you out. Read it and be amazed. Is this the best troll ever existed, or the most pathetic person to walk the earth?

http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails
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04-23-12, 4:34 PM

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Strangely enough I finished reading this a bit after you posted it.
It's really creepy, but I feel sad for the OP if it's true.
It's like he honestly doesn't understand. Poor guy.
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04-23-12, 4:44 PM

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If this is real poor guy, but kinda creepy since I would be freaked out if someone sent me 300 emails in 3 days. If its fake epic trolling is epic.
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04-23-12, 4:50 PM

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Waaay tl;dr all of it, but I'm sure I got the idea when I stopped halfway and skipped to the bottom.

What can I say? That is pathetic, but ya hold onto what you can get, I guess. Makes me feel better in a way, to be honest.
 
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04-23-12, 4:58 PM

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To be honest, I felt more sorry for the girl he likes rather than him.
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04-23-12, 4:58 PM

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Ok, I haven't read the whole thing yet, but... 600 Emails in three days... Holy shit!
Talk about obsessive.
 
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04-23-12, 5:02 PM

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Eh I stopped reading when he said he sent 600 emails in 3 days.


 
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04-23-12, 5:28 PM

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He has to be a troll. Regardless of whether that's true or not, it was still a fantastic read. :P
 
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04-23-12, 6:08 PM

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I read all 5 threads. Omg, I've never laughed so hard XD
 
04-23-12, 6:11 PM

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lucjan said:
I read all 5 threads. Omg, I've never laughed so hard XD
The part I laughed most is the part with the vibrator. I seriously have trouble believing he actually considered that.
やがて気づく本当の気持ちは
そして 人間が大好きでした
 
04-23-12, 6:23 PM

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Gotta be a troll...I hope.
Harems don't exist in America. If one guy is constantly surrounded by beautiful girls, then he's probably the gay friend.
 
04-23-12, 6:48 PM

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There are FIVE threads? Oh man, this is gonna be a fun night. I just finished the first thread, and I feel bad for this guy, but this is just so funny. I don't even care if it's a troll or not, it's so funny when you think that this guy is actually serious.

Edit: #2ch
First things first, shoot her some emails. About 600 should be good.

Oh god. I can't even.
 
04-23-12, 6:51 PM

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UltimaZeta said:
To be honest, I felt more sorry for the girl he likes rather than him.


Not surprising. If the girl and the guy swapped roles though, the guy would immediately beciome a jerk.
 
04-23-12, 7:09 PM

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If I were that girl and I had the money, I would shoot him on site for trespassing on my property.

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04-23-12, 7:25 PM

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DarkShards said:
If I were that girl and I had the money, I would shoot him on site for trespassing on my property.


and he can sue you due to body injury (if he not dead)
 
04-23-12, 7:31 PM

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tembikai said:
DarkShards said:
If I were that girl and I had the money, I would shoot him on site for trespassing on my property.


and he can sue you due to body injury (if he not dead)


Well, I'll shoot him dead obviously. First, I would put up a sign "no trespassing" "You will be shot on site". And if he still trespasses, then I can shoot him dead! >=(.

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04-23-12, 7:34 PM

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tembikai said:
DarkShards said:
If I were that girl and I had the money, I would shoot him on site for trespassing on my property.


and he can sue you due to body injury (if he not dead)


Not in America, but since this is on 2chan I'm assuming it's happening in Japan. Which has serious gun laws compared to here.
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04-23-12, 7:39 PM

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So I guess this won't turn out like Densha Otoko did?
 
04-23-12, 8:05 PM

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...that is just...wow.... if that's not troll its scary and sad from everyone's perspective. I can't believe nobody tried to get him help in any way. Just hope its troll.
 
04-23-12, 8:09 PM

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Cringing so much atm.
 
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