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Aug 18, 2008 1:26 PM

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I certainly would.
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Aug 19, 2008 4:01 PM

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Gahhhh! No way!! D:
 
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Sep 13, 2008 8:34 PM

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NO!, That is perverted : )
 
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Sep 13, 2008 8:49 PM

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ukonkivi said:
I certainly would.

You are officially my fucking hero.
You've come a long way, baby.
 
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Sep 13, 2008 9:14 PM

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Only if they could choose whether to age or not.
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Sep 13, 2008 10:24 PM

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nkill4 said:
NO!, That is perverted : )
NO!, your perverted. OP just asked if you would build an anti-aging machine. Anything else that you thought of was the doing of your own sick mind! lulz :-)
 
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Sep 13, 2008 10:26 PM

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ZinnKid said:
nkill4 said:
NO!, That is perverted : )
NO!, your perverted. OP just asked if you would build an anti-aging machine. Anything else that you thought of was the doing of your own sick mind! lulz :-)

awesome

this whole thread is awesome and i should sticky it

EDIT: i might as well since this is just the dokuro-chan board actually...

*stickies*
 
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Sep 13, 2008 10:57 PM

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I can't answer that! Its a trick question!
 
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Sep 13, 2008 10:59 PM

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no but i would make one thats stops women from aging past 23
:D
lol
 
Sep 13, 2008 11:00 PM

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sup
 
Sep 28, 2008 5:13 PM

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Haha! I honestly wouldn't mind being 12 for the rest of my life. 8D
 
Nov 21, 2008 3:50 PM

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Kimura said:
ukonkivi said:
I certainly would.

You are officially my fucking hero.
Neverender said:

sup

OMG i cant breath laughing soooooooooo hard

yall are all my heros wins all around
oh im crying oh shit where is pedobear when you need him.

 
Nov 21, 2008 3:54 PM

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sikkkke said:
no but i would make one thats stops women from aging past 23
:D


That's better. :P
 
Dec 11, 2008 3:32 PM

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Yeah not so lolicon. Seriously it is weird if you would... Plus you incur the wrath of an angel with a spiky club so it's probably not worth it even if you have a lolicon.

 
Jan 3, 2009 7:47 AM

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sikkkke said:
no but i would make one thats stops women from aging past 23
:D


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Jan 3, 2009 8:00 AM

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I would make a machine that stops women from aging past 12.

I would in a heartbeat.
(づ°‿°.)づ
 
Jan 3, 2009 8:08 AM

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Cloudrayne said:
Kimura said:
ukonkivi said:
I certainly would.

You are officially my fucking hero.
Neverender said:

sup

OMG i cant breath laughing soooooooooo hard

yall are all my heros wins all around
oh im crying oh shit where is pedobear when you need him.


PEDOBEAR!








Thanks to FreedomWings for the sig!
 
Feb 9, 2009 2:02 PM

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Jul 12, 2009 5:23 AM

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can we change 12 to 16?
 
Jul 22, 2009 1:13 PM

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12 is fine too...
 
Aug 3, 2009 8:33 PM

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I would make one but stops aging past 17-16ish
"Non mihi, non tibi, sed nobis" Which means "It's not for me, It's not for you. It's for everyone"
 
Aug 13, 2009 6:48 PM

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It would be nice to have a machine which stops aging women past 20 :D
 
Aug 17, 2009 4:37 PM

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sikkkke said:
no but i would make one thats stops women from aging past 23
:D


That sounds MUCH better! Let the guys grow old and wrinkly whilst us girls still look young :P
 
Dec 6, 2011 1:41 PM

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sikkkke said:
no but i would make one thats stops women from aging past 23


This post can be closed.
 
Jan 5, 2012 8:15 PM

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i would make a machine that would stops women from aging past 16 and cute boys past 13, heeeheeeheeee
 
Jun 12, 2012 8:22 AM

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I would create a machine that, upon the beginning of a relationship between you and the subject, changes the subject's age according to your pre-configured settings.

For your settings, you can choose a constant number, such as 12 or 32. Or you can use a variable such as: "(my age)-2", or "(her age)-10". There are loads of possibilities, "(my ex age + her age + my age) /3", or "μ (hot Japanese female age)" are just some of the examples.

I would then sell my creation and make billions, after which I start milking it by creating various accessories, (some examples are: "hair color accessory" which can change subjects hair color according to your settings, or "accent accessory" which is self explanatory)

Then I would use all my money to buy a huge mansion and secretly research and subsequently create zombies in it ( I'll call them bio weapons). Then I will let some of my zombie dogs to kill some civilians, which would cause the police to investigate. I will fill my mansion with awkward puzzles and clips of hand gun ammo beforehand, and will watch the police go through the mansion from my security cameras for amusement while eating popcorn.

After I'm finished burning all my money on that, I'll go off creating another wonderful machine that will help making the world a better place for us all.
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Sep 27, 2012 7:16 PM

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Yes of course;

If I did and use it worldwide; the entire world would legalise lolicon because every woman would be 12 years old.
 
Dec 8, 2012 8:36 PM

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sikkkke said:
no but i would make one thats stops women from aging past 23
:D


i agree and approve. d^^b