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#61
12-02-07, 5:01 PM
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Lofoc said: HeheheheheheheA few more. Family guy: Peter: Everybody I've got bad news. We've been cancelled. Lois: Oh no Peter! How could they do that? Peter: Well unfortuantely Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We just gotta accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80's Show, Wonder Falls, Fast Lane, Andy Richter Controls The Universe, Skin, Girl's Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanda At Large, Costello, The Lone Gunman, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddy, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric The Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, And Greg The Bunny.... Lois: Is there no hope? Peter: Well I suppose if ALL those shows go down the tubes we might have a shot. followed by the opening song. V for Vendetta Evey Hammond: Who are you? V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask. Evey Hammond: Well I can see that. V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. Evey Hammond: Oh. Right. V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. [carves V into poster on wall] V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. [giggles] V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person? V: I am quite sure they will say so. But to whom, might I ask, am I speaking with? Evey Hammond: I'm Evey. V: Evey? E-V. Of course you are. Evey Hammond: What does that mean? V: It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences. The Hobbit: Where did you go to, if I may ask?' said Thorin to Gandalf as they rode along. 'Looking ahead,' said he. 'And what brought you back in the nick of time?' 'Looking behind,' said he. "  |
#62
12-03-07, 1:29 PM
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"But where has all the rum gone?" - Capt. Jack Sparrow :D  |
#63
12-03-07, 8:32 PM
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"Wear goggles to the dance. That's the way you tap 'em hos." --My Chemistry Teacher      |
#65
12-13-07, 8:49 AM
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"Don't cheer, men; those poor fellows are dying!" -Captain Phillip of the USS Texas (after sinking the Vizcaya of Cervera's fleet) "If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war." -Pentagon (an official stating why the US military censored graphic footage) "Can anything be more ridiculous than that a man should have the right to kill me because he lives on the other side of the water, and because his ruler has a quarrel with mine, though I have none with him?" -Blaise Pascal Modified by ZinnKid, 12-13-07, 12:24 PM  Number of viewers on any page I posted in with signatures enabled:  |
#66
12-13-07, 10:11 AM
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here are some of my favorites We pass the time of day to forget how time passes. --- Hipolito (from movie Amelie) - The Great Gatsby --- one of my favorite quotes ever Intimacy is a four syllable word for, "Here's my heart and soul, please grind them into hamburger, and enjoy." It's both desired, and feared. Difficult to live with, and impossible to live without. -- Grey's Anatomy to be happy you have to find variety in repetition; that to go forward you have to come back where you began -- Middlesex Samantha: Carrie, you can't date your fuck buddy. Carrie: Say it a little louder, I don't think the old lady in the last row heard you. Samantha: You're going to take the only person in your life that's there purely for sex, no strings attached, and turn him into a human being? Why? ---Sex and the City ...it infuriated Sario sometimes that he needed to urinate. That too interrupted. But such things he would tend himself; he did not believe paying a servant to pee would relieve his own bladder. Although there were times he wished it were possible. -- the golden key "Eating words has never given me indigestion" -- churchill Music, even in situations of the greatest horror, should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it, and thereby always remain music -- Mozart <333 |
#67
12-13-07, 10:58 AM
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein 'Outside of a book a dog is a mans best friend, inside a dog its too dark to read' - Groucho Marx 'Ah divorce, from the Latin word meaning 'to rip a mans balls out through his wallet' - Robin Williams "Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." - C. G. Jung "The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams "Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill "In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock." - Orson Welles "You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire  |
#68
12-13-07, 8:58 PM
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" 'Preference' is such a mysterious thing."- Ranmaru (At least I think it was Ranmaru) Wallflower. “Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules” - Douglas Adams "When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend." - Detritus (Night Watch) - "There's a door" - "Where does it go?" - "It stays where it is, I think." (Eric by Terry Pratchett) Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. (Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett) "Real children don't go hoppity-skip unless they are on drugs." - Susan (Hogfather) "The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret" ( The Truth by Terry Pratchett) There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! ( The Truth by Terry Pratchett) Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your home. (Good Omens) DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH. (Good Omens) Roderick Spode - 8th Earl of Sidcup: He knows why. Because he is a butterfly, who toys with women's hearts and throws them away like soiled gloves! Bertie: Do butterflies do that? (Jeeves and Wooster)  |
#69
12-13-07, 9:13 PM
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Spam will be a thing of the past in two years' time. - Bill Gates, January 2004     |
#70
12-14-07, 12:17 AM
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FireReaverX said: Spam will be a thing of the past in two years' time. - Bill Gates, January 2004 xD |
#71
12-14-07, 1:24 AM
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@alexzyuy I knew there was a reason I love Pratchett. Some awesome quotes. =D "And now to kill you. There may be a slight ringing in your ears. Fortunately, you'll be nowhere near them." —Cecil (The Simpsons) Joseph:"You're gorgeous when you blush, like a wild flower." Georgette:"It's my dyspepsia." —Amélie Modified by PDV, 12-14-07, 4:44 AM |
#72
12-14-07, 4:52 AM
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All my quotes are from the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, yeah I am a geek, deal with it :P Quote 1: Quote 2: Quote 3: Quote 4: The first one and last one always get to me. I hate World of Warcraft      |
#73
12-14-07, 4:47 PM
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"I don't reckon."-Karl Sling Blade "You are already dead" - Fist of the North Star "“If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.” - Lewis Black  |
#74
12-14-07, 5:52 PM
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Power without perception is spiritualy useless an therefore of no true value. You percive nothing! -Fist of the North Star- ultimate putdown. absalutly no comback from that one...except to kill the guy who said it to you which he does  |
#75
12-15-07, 4:52 PM
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this thread needs more atheist quotes "I credit that eight years of grammar school with nourishing me in a direction where I could trust myself and trust my instincts. They gave me the tools to reject my faith. They taught me to question and think for myself and to believe in my instincts to such an extent that I just said, 'This is a wonderful fairy tale they have going here, but it's not for me.'" - George Carlin "I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world." - Richard Dawkins "It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan "A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death." - Albert Einstein "Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines." - Bertrand Russell "If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities." - Voltaire "So long as the universe had a beginning, we could suppose it had a creator. But if the universe is completely self-contained, having no boundary or edge, it would neither be created or destroyed. It would simply be. What place, then, for a creator?" - Stephen Hawking  and with this post my post count has increased, making me 1 post cooler than before |
#76
12-15-07, 9:01 PM
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Offline Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 1929 |
Futurama, Fry to Leela: "Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?" |
#77
12-15-07, 11:12 PM
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Portal quotes! If you plan on playing the game, ever, don't read plz. Gear of War: "Alpha Squad, we've got a visual on your location now." "We'd like your ammo on our location now!" Fight Club, aka best movie of all time: "Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous. And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you." Also, I just found out about this: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page :p |
#78
01-01-08, 2:14 PM
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Me:"Sex makes babies" |
#79
01-01-08, 2:21 PM
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dead or alive? dead then ~robocop~ |
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01-01-08, 4:01 PM
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Some western movie (forgot the name and actors): Brother 1: Well, that's settled, we sure showed them haven't we, big brother? Brother 2: Don't call me big brother... Brother 1: Shall i just call you brother then? Brother 2: No... Just call me big...  |
