(imitating Sir Mix-a-Lot)
"I like round cats and I cannot lie
You other viewers can't deny
That when Poyo walks in with his non-existent waist
And the fuzz ball's in your face
You go "Yay!" Wanna give him a hug
Cause you know that this sphere is love. ^_^
He's adorably bold and daring
I'm hooking and I can't stop staring
Oh Kitty, I just wanna keep ya
Love your cute "Nya!"
My friends might think I'm crazy
But this round cat's got my mind all hazy!"