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Sep 24, 2008 10:27 PM

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Does the bible touch (no pun intended) on masturbation?
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From 100-1000, how much do you love LWL?
OVER 9000!!!
 
Sep 24, 2008 11:16 PM

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Ironkarma said:
Well... for starters, i would like to say you all are pigs! How can you touch yourself to gain pleasure? How can you lust for this discusting habit? Masturbation is a sin against god! Yes, i said it GOD! You all shall forever burn in hell, as you are all of the lowest filth i have ever seen! Masturbation is wrong!


well if we're hell bound anyway why stop now? *fapfapfap*


 
Sep 25, 2008 6:15 AM

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Lol, this thread.
 
Sep 25, 2008 7:57 AM

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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. I'm like some kind of kitty assassin....

 
Sep 25, 2008 10:41 PM

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LoveWifeLunch said:
Does the bible touch (no pun intended) on masturbation?


I lol'd.

I don't think that person was being serious though
 
Sep 27, 2008 2:03 PM

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What did you think? L-O-L



 
Sep 28, 2008 1:31 PM

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I every masturbate ever day twice least.
 
Sep 30, 2008 5:22 AM

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hirahira said:
LoveWifeLunch said:
Does the bible touch (no pun intended) on masturbation?


I lol'd.

I don't think that person was being serious though
It was actually wondering if it did or not.
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MistaCloudStrife said:
From 100-1000, how much do you love LWL?
OVER 9000!!!
 
Oct 1, 2008 10:04 PM

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LoveWifeLunch said:
hirahira said:
LoveWifeLunch said:
Does the bible touch (no pun intended) on masturbation?


I lol'd.

I don't think that person was being serious though
It was actually wondering if it did or not.


i think it's only illegal for the Islamic Religion, but not Christian or Jewish... except the extremely religious.



But seriously for anyone who knows anything about the human psyche and health. Masturbation is quite healthy, because it stimulates hormones and satisfies the human psyche from urges. It's a shame that people consider it to be embarrassing rather than encourage it because it is good for you; as well as actual sexual intercourse.
 
Oct 10, 2008 7:16 AM

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SkiesOfBlue said:
as well as actual sexual intercourse.
That makes us just as unhealthy as the smokers club. ;__ ;
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MistaCloudStrife said:
From 100-1000, how much do you love LWL?
OVER 9000!!!
 
Oct 10, 2008 6:36 PM

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i fap to appease god. because if i didnt fap i would leave messes in my bed, and the ,waste not want not, water i would waste.....would be wasteful. . i also do it to stimulate the economy via paper purchase. i would never fap for pleasure.
 
Oct 11, 2008 6:58 PM

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I fap even after sex.

No, seriously, I do.
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Oct 16, 2008 1:57 AM

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Ironkarma said:
You all shall forever burn in hell, as you are all of the lowest filth i have ever seen!
at least it's warm there...
 
Oct 19, 2008 11:46 PM

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-Kurisu- said:
i fap all day long


and i thought i was the only one...lol

asandari said:
Ironkarma said:
Well... for starters, i would like to say you all are pigs! How can you touch yourself to gain pleasure? How can you lust for this discusting habit? Masturbation is a sin against god! Yes, i said it GOD! You all shall forever burn in hell, as you are all of the lowest filth i have ever seen! Masturbation is wrong!


What about getting someone else to do it? Like a sister or an uncle? That's fine right?


and teh lol

ixidor125 said:
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ixidor125 said:
done it while someone was home!

really same here and in the pubic bathrooms


The pubic bathrooms? Hum..


ha, i have to. on long road trips with other people? hell yeah.


um...same? except for the public bathrooms part...>.<
[Hentai!]

[/Hentai!] Damn...it didn't work
 
Oct 20, 2008 12:34 AM

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ixidor125 said:
i fap to appease god. because if i didnt fap i would leave messes in my bed, and the ,waste not want not, water i would waste.....would be wasteful. . i also do it to stimulate the economy via paper purchase. i would never fap for pleasure.


teh lol...same...*cough*cough*fapfapfap*

Andrei said:
I fap even after sex.

No, seriously, I do.


^^u can has sex!!!!OMG!!!
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[/Hentai!] Damn...it didn't work
 
Oct 22, 2008 8:24 AM

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Ironkarma said:
Well... for starters, i would like to say you all are pigs! How can you touch yourself to gain pleasure? How can you lust for this discusting habit? Masturbation is a sin against god! Yes, i said it GOD! You all shall forever burn in hell, as you are all of the lowest filth i have ever seen! Masturbation is wrong!


Are you serious?
 
Feb 7, 2009 5:39 PM

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who doesn't
 
Jun 26, 2009 7:38 AM

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I lost the numbers long ago...


 
Jun 26, 2009 10:54 AM

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Rage-The-Dragoon said:
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Of course I do. How else will I satisfy my primal urges?


A cave would be a good start. =P


Cave fapping, I have actually done that a few times.

Normally I fapp every night. Every single one of them. If it try not to I end up not being able to sleep, I need the sleep hormone boost fapping gives. And the pleasure, the sheer pure pleasure.
In Oda we trust.

 
Sep 20, 2009 1:45 AM

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Do I ever masterbate?..............Do I ever breathe?

I'm a bandwagon whore

Ow. My Heart. <3
 
Oct 2, 2009 9:36 PM

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WUT THE FAG?
 
Nov 27, 2009 6:35 PM

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Jan 13, 2010 2:35 PM

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Yup.. perfectly normal and sometimes you just can't stand the horniness(sp?). lol but I only do it when no one's home and when its like 2 in the morning and i'm still up, and horny. lol
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Feb 1, 2010 12:46 PM

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bri_bri101 said:
Yup.. perfectly normal and sometimes you just can't stand the horniness(sp?). lol but I only do it when no one's home and when its like 2 in the morning and i'm still up, and horny. lol
Can sleep with you tonight?
WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!?
 
Feb 16, 2010 3:58 AM

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Ironkarma said:
Well... for starters, i would like to say you all are pigs! How can you touch yourself to gain pleasure? How can you lust for this discusting habit? Masturbation is a sin against god! Yes, i said it GOD! You all shall forever burn in hell, as you are all of the lowest filth i have ever seen! Masturbation is wrong!


U MAD?
 
Apr 7, 2010 2:43 PM

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Sure, who doesn't? And maybe those who say it's wrong it's because they never did it and don't know how it feels
 
Apr 13, 2010 7:48 AM

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doesn't everyone?
 
Jun 18, 2010 11:01 PM

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i do....a lot....with my wonderful vibrator on nights like these when i get too horny for my own good.
 
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