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(lol @ Jaye19 XDD)

Granted! But it melts to gooo before you can eat it =o
(cheesecake aint suppose to do that! XD)

I wish I could pick my dreams. >_<

My cheesecakes :'(

Granted! But you won't be able to wake up anymore >:D I dunno but sometimes it can be good lol :P

I wish I could have and unlimited supply of milkd :"D

Granted! but your greed for milk caused a strike among cows that was supplying you milk and other cows started following them. This lead to a world recession due to the stop of manufacturing of milk, and cows start to fight against human for independence. The battle was fierce, Obama was under pressure cause he didn't know that the CBA ( Cows Battle Association) had advanced technologies that could disintegrate all living organism. Now humanity is at risk just because of your greed for milk.

I wish it could rain milk.

lollollololol

Granted! But then if would give the cows super powers because of the regeneration of their body supply of milk which was always drained by the humans. This causes the cows to revolt finally and make a AHABCATW(Anti-Human Association By Cows Around The World) They roamed across the earth killing and slaughtering humans while freeing other enslaved cows. They are now following their one true master named Jaye19 (yeah, that awesome, cool guy) and now finding and hunting a human named Smaster.

I wish there were real dancing milks in real life lololol

Granted but anyone drinking the dancing milks would suffer from the dancing effect. So one day Hitler was waiting for milk for his cereal and his messenger said that only dancing milk were available. Hitler said that it was not a problem and he would try it but suddenly he started dancing the pharaoh and instead of fearing him all his subordinates laughed at him that was when the Ultra Anti Dancing Milk Disintegration Association Despite That Milk Forms A Huge Part In Every Day Life (UADMDADTMFAHPIEDL) was formed with main objective to kill the master of Dancing Milks...Jaye19..

I wish I could Teleport to other places.

^lol the video, y is it not popular?!

Granted! Everytime you teleport you will first pass an empty realm to get to your destination but all of it just happens in a millisecond. But one day the Ultra Anti Dancing Milk Disintegration Association Despite That Milk Forms A Huge Part In Every Day Life (UADMDADTMFAHPIEDL) was hunting the awesome mighty Jaye19. So Jaye19 hid in that empty realm. The dancing milk collection he has clogged up the exit therefore any escape would be blocked but you could still enter the realm. So the teleporting Smaster decided to teleport to the North Pole due to aesthetic reasons. So when he went to the realm he never got out. He is now stuck at the realm with the awesome Jaye19 and his dancing milks. In the end, Smaster danced with the milks and became on of Jaye19's minions

I wish I could have unlimited disk space

Granted! But it contained too many porn movies that the disk itself became mad out of lust and explode...lol

I wish I could walk under rain without getting wet.

^lol

Granted! But instead of getting wet you're getting burned :P

I wish I have the fastest internet >_>

Granted! but you started playing all sort of online games and became so addict that you became a NEET, you live for internet, eat internet, poop for internet, 24/24 7/7 your eyes are fixed at your screen, then someday suddenly there had a power cut for like 4 hours, where the expert said you struggled for the first 2 hours and then commit suicide.

I wish Nekomimi girls really existed :P

Granted! But they start drinking all the milk in the world so Jaye19 got angry and killed all of them. They now become Nekomimi zombies and are hunting Smaster1690 because they are regretting that they actually existed in the first place lolololol

I wish my dogs can talk :3

Granted!! but they start haunting you with complaints giving them all sort of foods and make you life like hell till you're on the verge of bankruptcy and finally decide to jump from a cliff.

I wish I could cheat in online games..lol

Granted! But a player got so angry at you that he got your IP address and hunted you down

I wish I was fit

Granted!! But you feel yourself as being superman and jump from a moving helicopter without parachute..the rest is not so good to say.

I wish I had a helicopter to travel.

Granted! But when you boarded it the pilot was drunk and eventually you guys hit a big dragon in the sky and crashed.

I wish I'm gonna get lots of gifts this New Year

Granted!! You get a lot of presents, a lot of money and enjoyed yourself with them as much as you can. Then 1 month after 2 hitmen stop in front of your house and tell you that the gifts were destined to Jaey19 and when you told you used them all, they killed you after torturing a lot!!

I wish I could see through walls!!

perv!!! :O

Granted!! but you get caught peeking at girls and they jab sticks into ur eyes and u go blind. no more peeking, and no more anime for u! XD

I wish I had more socks. xD

^Really kinda sounds like Smaster's actions after getting that power XDD

Granted! But a sock fairy went to you because you had too much socks and threw off the balance of the world

I wish I had more free time :P

I really...really..wasn't thinking of that when I said this. I had more the idea to spy like in Deux EX HR.
So who are the real pervs :P

Granted!! but a law passes that all people with free time should pay a free time tax every hours of their free time....xD

I wish earth had 2 moons.

^lololololol

Granted! But due to some scientific jumbo mumbo, Earth suddenly becomes a planet that cannot sustain human life :P

I wish I was smart

Granted!! But on a trip to further discover the underwater secret you accidentally fell in the ocean and a mermaid found you and rescued you. The law said that you had to became her husband now you had contact with her. Her father didn't accepted the relationship at all and tried everything to kill you. (Just where did I saw this...xD)

I wish I had a mermaid as wife.